Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:September:06 Thursday <Wednesday, Friday>
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2007/9/6 [Uncategorized] UID:47905 Activity:nil
9/5     http://www.animalstars.com/as_image/jessica_alba_pugs_xl.jpg
        Pretty woman, UGLY DOGS.
2007/9/6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47906 Activity:nil
9/6     Not personally being all that familiar with the female orgasm, psb did
        want to dislodge his hands, if only to give her a chance at breathing
        normally again, to come off the crest as they passed what he was sure
        was the sixty-second mark.  Her pussy was absolutely pouring its
        fragrant juices out onto his cock, he could feel her hips become slick
        as she ground down against him, still waiting for that explosive bliss
        to finally ebb away.
        As if by force of will, she seemed to find her voice again, to finally
        fit actual, measurable breathing patterns in with the pleasure.
        "psb.... I can't... stop... ooooooooghhh... I can't.... awuuuuuuugh...
        I can't stop cumming!"  She managed, collapsing upon his chest.
        "tom!" psb cried.  She felt entirely limp in his arms, her
        breathing shallow and light.  It seemed, as he yelled, the sensation
        drained out of him, disappearing with a last little pulse before
        completely fading into nothingness.  Quickly, he began to try and sit
        up.
2007/9/6 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:47907 Activity:insanely high
9/6     The surge numbers are a scam
        http://xrl.us/5ouu (WashPo)
        \_ I thought I had a cool URL shortener, but yours adds
           the name of the <title>.  Cool!
        \_ It's all a scam.  Giving the troop buildup a stupid name
           "THE SURGE" was stupid.  It's all stupid.  Goddamit.
        \_ "Opponents of the war would only be happy with Iraq if every day
           ended in a rainbow and everyone was crapping gum drops."
           \_ Why are you in favor of tooth decay?  Why do you hate teeth?
           \_ Who are you quoting there, yourself?
              \_ Quoting because I liked the statement.  Not sourcing it
                 because no one here cares who it is.
2007/9/6 [Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton, Politics/Domestic/California] UID:47908 Activity:kinda low
9/6     Who would vote for Fred "old, grumpy, get off my lawn white
        guy who doesn't seem that different from the other 9 old
        grumpy white guys hoping for the repub nomination" Thompson?
        I don't get it.
        \_ Ching ching!
        \_ HILLARY CLINTON WILL NOT BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE
           UNITED STATES!@!!1!
2007/9/6 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Israel, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Others] UID:47909 Activity:nil
9/5     http://www.csua.org/u/jge
        GOP Presidential strategy becomes clear.
2007/9/6 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA, Recreation/Humor] UID:47910 Activity:nil
9/5     [purged.  if you harassing a csua member, don't.  if it is an
         inside joke then keep it inside.  thanks.]
2007/9/6-10 [Science/GlobalWarming] UID:47911 Activity:nil
9/6     Bad boys bad boys, what'cha gonna do, when the cops come for you.
        I'm watching Channel 13 COPS "Alaska Edition" and it is AWESOME.
        Sheriffs have to fly to tiny little towns that look like 3rd
        world countries on dirt runway to arrest people. Their court
        house looks like a 12'x12' office, with one judge, and no
        bailiffs around. Man, Alaska rules!
        \_ "Bad boys bad boys, what'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do when they
           come for you."
        \_ What is so great about people living in the 2nd world?
2007/9/6 [Uncategorized] UID:47912 Activity:high
9/6     Did you know back in the old days it was illegal to carry a
        handgun in public but perfectly ok to show off your big
        Tommy gun in the open? Oh Joy!
        \_ Nowadays it's legal to open carry a handgun but not legal to carry
           on concealed (at least in CA).
           \_ I wonder what would happen to you if you strapped on a six
              shooter and started walking around Berkeley or San Francisco.
           \_ Except you're likely to get charged with "brandishing"
              \_ Not if you're just carrying.
               \_ You go try that.  I hope noone thinks you are threatening
                  them in any way shape or form.
                  \_ Don't need to.  I have my CCW.
        \_ The 'old days' were when exactly?
2007/9/6-10 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:47913 Activity:nil
9/6     Another loss for Bush and another win for The Constitution:
        http://www.csua.org/u/jgh
        \_ You *do* know that the Dems voted for it as well, right?
           \_ Who sponsored it? Who shepherded it? Who's been defending it?
              Who argued vehemently for its renewal? It's Bush's baby, and
              its black eyes are Bush's black eyes.
              \_ Who voted for it and continues to do so?
              \_ Only members of Congress may sponsor a bill. So who did
                 sponsor it? Bush certainly didn't. What other assumptions of
                 yours are completely wrong?
              \_ The answers are: Diane Feinstein sponsored it, shepherded it,
                 defended it, and argued vehemently for its renewal.
                 http://feinstein.senate.gov/06releases/r-patriot-act.htm
                 Yup, it sure is Bush's baby...
                 \_ Thanks for reminding me why I never once have voted
                    for Feinstein. It is hard to find a Senator more
                    opposed to liberty than Bush, but she sure is.
                 \_ Feinstein is a sell-out and a disgrace to California.  -tom
                 \_ It's impossible for me to defend DiFi since I happen to
                    agree with tom on this, so I'll split the difference and
                    allow as how this is a black eye for both DiFi and
                    Bush. -pp
                 \_ I love Feinstein in so many different ways! -- ilyas
2007/9/6 [Health/Men] UID:47914 Activity:nil
9/6     psb brought a second hand to the task of maneuvering tom's
        oversized erection. It felt highly strange to feel his
        huge cock filling both of his hands, more like a tennis
        racket handle than a human penis.  He rubbed its underside
        with both his thumbs, pushing them the length of it,
        then choking the swollen purple head. tom’s knees buckled.
        He braced himself clumsily against the shower stall. psb
        suppressed a laugh as he again gripped tom’s by the base
        of his cock and slowly stroked him. The nine inch long penis
        felt alive in his hands, like a small animal. Again it
        jerked. He released it and it glanced off his ear. tom fell
        forward. He reached for the edge of the sink to better brace his
        weakened body.

        “Sorry. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. That feels incredible
        though.”

        psb smoothed the hair back and rubbed his ear. With his other
        hand he immobilized his persistently wagging pole.

        “That’s okay honey.” he smiled. tom looked spent already,
        hunched over, barely able to stand. Yet his cock surged with
        intensity in his hand.
2007/9/6 [Politics/Domestic] UID:47915 Activity:nil
9/6     i really hope the american people do not fall for this
        Thompson presidential media snowjob THIS IS A MAN OF
        CONVICTION complete bullshit, but I have my doubts
2007/9/6-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47916 Activity:kinda low
9/6     I'm going to start ending my conversations with my girlfriend
        like Keith Olbermann.  270 DAYS SINCE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
        I MEAN since we've had sex.
        \_ How can you possibly call her your "girlfriend" if it has
           been 270 days since you last had sex? You are exaggerating
           for effect, right?
           \_ Good point.  I might be exaggerating.  I'm going to
              open my calendar and calculate.  brb.
              k2:~$ bc -l
              bc 1.06
              Copyright 2000 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
              This is free software with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
              For details type `warranty'.
              30 + 31 + 30 + 31 + 31 + 6
              159
              You're right, I was exaggerating.  I apologize.
              \_ Why'd you delete my plea to hang out with Bitter Divorce
                 Guy?  Not kidding about the 159 days.  Fuck.  I guess
                 it'll be 160 tomorrow.  and 161 the day after that.
                 Next week it'll be 87 DAYS UNTIL THE PATREUS REPORT
                 I MEAN until we have sex again.
                 \_ DTHMFA
              \_ I should quit whining.  Some dudes go YEARS without
                 having sex.  Oh shit it's been almost half a year.
                 I AM THAT DUDE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
              \_ Dump her. She probably is schtuping someone else
                 on the side.
          \_ There's a lot more to a relationship than sex. Most women
             don't like sex anyway. I'd say 159 days is pretty good
             for any long-term relationship.
             \_ 159 days is fine?  Really?  Damn, I'm really getting
                a lot of conflicting advice.
                \_ Most of it from married men afraid to tell it like it
                   is and college kids who don't know shit.
                   \_ This married guy got laid tonight.
                      \_ You'd better hope your wife doesn't find out.
                         \_ Hahaha, very funny. I bet I get laid tonight
                            or tommorrow night, too.
        \_ This will come as a shock to you all but I didn't get laid last
           night.  I'm taking suggestions for a cute motd moniker.
           Don't Get Laid Guy?  200 days since last getting laid guy?
           tom?
           \_ Wax Dart Man
           \_ Is that a bill hicks reference ?  I love bill hicks.
           \_ Not Getting Laid guy here again.  I went over to the chick's
              house tonight in an effort to have something cheerful to
              report to the motd this weekend, but she didn't answer
              the phone or her doorbell.  Maybe she really is shtupping
              another guy!  This will make the breakup easier.
              Thanks motd!
              \_ You are welcome. You should call yourself BSG, for
                 Bitter Sexless Guy.
                 Bitter Sexless Guy. And wait a second, you have been
                 dating her for six months and you don't routinely do
                 something together on a Friday night???
                 \_ We were going to, and I called her, and she said
                    she needed a couple of hours of 'alone time'
                    before we went anywhere, then I never heard from
                    her again.
                    \_ "alone time" with her real boyfriend.  I'm
                       sorry, man, that sucks.
2007/9/6-10 [Reference/Celebration] UID:47917 Activity:nil 80%like:47903
9/5     Happy 34th Birthday German John!
2007/9/6 [Uncategorized] UID:47918 Activity:nil
9/6     This is great
        link:xrl.us/5o5c
2007/9/6-10 [Transportation/Airplane] UID:47919 Activity:low
9/6     Watching the documentary on Korean Airline 007 that was shot down
        by the Russians. According to the documentary, the Russians somehow
        "forgets" to communicate with the passenger airline, and the central
        command miscommunicated with each other, thinking the nav
        transponders and nav lights were off even though the Russian pilot
        indicated they're on (clearly marking 007 as a passenger airline).
        Man, Soviet central command is incompetent.
        \_ I don't know which is worse, KAL 007 or Iran Air 655.  Remember,
           we shot down Iran Air 655 *IN* Iranian water and we gave the crews
           metal for it.  AND we claim that the crew of USS Vincennes
           was act in "self defense."  Go figure that out.
           we shot down Iran Air 655 *IN* Iranian waters and we gave the crews
           a medal for it.  AND we claimed that the crew of USS Vincennes
           was acting in "self defense."  Go figure.
           \_ "I will never apologize for the United States of America.
               I don't care what the facts are (in reference to Iran
               Air Flight 655)"        -George H Bush 2 August 1988
              Looks like he followed the Conservative Playbook well:
              NEVER ADMIT AND NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING!
           \_ Soviet Union is EVIL and American is GOOD! Mr. Gorbachov,
              TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!                       -Ronald Reagan
        \_ IN SOVIET UNION, huh.  Can't think of a good one.
           \_ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PASSENGER PLANE SHOOTS DOWN *YOU*!
        \_ Summary: Shoot first, identify later. National security #1
           \_ if GWB is the leader of Soviet Union at the time, he would of
              \_                      "would have" or "would've" ->^^^^^^^^
                 How did you get into UCB!?  Oh wait.  Don't answer that.
                 \_ you are the type perfer putting non-native english
                    speaker into mentally-retarded classes like the good
                    old days, huh?
              invade Korea instead of just shooting down an airplane.
        \_ Voice data recorder of Korean Airlines: "Hey did you know
           there's a new place to exchange currency? Yeah... HEY WHAT
           THE???"
           Voice data recorder of the Russian central command released
           in the 90s: "WHAT IS IT? You don't know what it is? Ack who
           cares SHOOT IT DOWN! SHOOT IT DOWN!"
           \_ Yay, bad English No Good Foh America guy is back!  Welcome
              back!  Where did you spend your vacation?
2007/9/6-10 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers] UID:47920 Activity:nil
9/6     Firefox keeps your previous search term in the search box after you
        use it. Anyone know how to get rid of it?
        \_ Tools -> Clear Private Data -> Clear Private Data Now
           Or to permanently change the setings:
           Preferences -> Privacy -> History
           \_ Your suggestion only clears the search history.  I think what
              the op is asking about, and what I'm a bit annoyed by as well,
              is that when you type in the search in the search box next to
              the url bar, the search term stays there until you close that
              tab.  I see no option for it in about:config either.  But I
              suspect that this behavior can be modified by a plugin/addon.
              I have not searched to see if one exists.
              \_ Sorry, I misunderstood. No, I don't have a solution
                 for that problem either.
2007/9/6-10 [Uncategorized] UID:47921 Activity:nil
9/6     COLD SLITHER YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON
2007/9/6-10 [Reference/Religion] UID:47922 Activity:low
9/6     Well, now we know where the dinosaurs came from.  I for one am
        convinced.
        http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp?wpc=1038_01.asp
        \_ I am a Christian and I have to say this comic makes me ill and
           angry at the same time.
           \_ What, you've never read a chick tract before?
              \_ No, and why do you call it a "tract"?
                 \_ http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp
2007/9/6-10 [Uncategorized] UID:47923 Activity:nil
9/6     Go Fred Thompson! Let's make sure Hillary stays in the kitchen!
        \_ I'd love to see a FT quote saying something sexist.  Please post
           the URL.
2007/9/6-10 [Reference/History/WW2, Science/GlobalWarming] UID:47924 Activity:nil
9/6     What are some "real" advantages of global warming? I'll start:
        \_ Lost airmen from WW2 are being found! Yes!
        \_ Canadians heating bills will decrease!
        \_ Ice road truckers will have to get real jobs
        \_ Go swiming at beaches year round.  And beaches will be much closer
           to your home due to rising sea level.
        \_ No more pesky polar bears to worry about.
        \_ Northwest passage will be open year round.
        \_ Arctic oil will be easier to drill, accelerating the process.
        \_ Fur demand will go down, saving the endangered species.
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