9/3 So I was watching the Today Show this morning and in the crowd of
jackasses trying to get on TV, some dude kept emphatically showing a
home made sign that simply said, "lemonparty.org." None the wiser, I
fired up my laptop, curious as to what could possibly be at
http://lemonparty.org. I wondered why he was smiling so mischievously,
shaking his sign in the air each time the camera had him in the frame.
Could it be some family reunion site? A wedding announcement? A site
devoted to lovers of lemons? Oh no, I would not be so lucky.
No sir -- or ma'am -- it was a photograph of three geriatric men
engaged in very passionate adult loving. And by loving, I mean a good
old fashioned three-way.
Of course, I couldn't let it go at this. I had to find out more about
http://lemonparty.org, as it seemed like an inside joke to which I was not
privy. A friendly google search yielded several results, all informing
me that http://lemonparty.org is supposedly a shock site, in the ranks of
loopback.jpg, http://tubgirl.com and goatse.cx. Now, I'm not sure if the
shock value or http://lemonparty.org packs the same punch as the
aforementioned peers, but I can only imagine a suburban housewife or
lonely grandpa typing the web site in as I did, because, well, they
too had nothing better to do.
So why am I sharing this? I honestly don't know, other than I needed
to purge my conscience. I think this was either one of the most
wonderfully subversive things I've seen on TV in a long time, or one
of the more disturbing ones (although I doubt there are many young
kids watching the Today show on Labor Day). But, hey, old guys need to
get it on, too, I suppose; so lemonparty indeed!
\_ Yucks! It's amazing enough that that guy can get it up. |