8/31    People of Earth, I encourage everyone to to report
        handicapped parking placard abusers.  I really loathe them
        http://www.handicappedfraud.org/index.php
        \_ I know someone who, as a result of an old car injury, often is
           in debilitating pain when he walks.  He's a bit of a stoic and
           you probably would never realize how much pain an extra block or
           two of walking can cause him.  He has a handicapped placard, and,
           when things are bad, uses it.  Assholes like you have screamed at
           him for being a horrible person abusing the system.  So please,
           go fuck yourself.
           \_ If he can put up with debilitating pain, he can put up with
              people screaming at him.
        \_ There are much more important things to worry about, like the
           gay people problem, tax rate too high and I don't want to support
           poor and lazy people, and state sponsored abortion clinics.
           \- the individual case isnt a big deal, but the aggregate
           \_ that's hysterical-  the "gay people problem?"  Is the problem
              that they exist?  Because you may have just become an entertaining
                dinosaur that people torment for fun.
              that they exist?  Because you may have just become an
              entertaining dinosaur that people torment for fun.
           \-exist the individual case isnt a big deal, but the aggregate
              makes a difference. i believe in SF there are more handicapped
              placards issued than there are parking meters ... not that
              those number should be magically related, but the number is
              SF seems crazy: around 50k for a city of 750k pop. i think the
              city should spend more resource on this compared to say street
              sweeping tickets. serious question: do you think anybody over
              say 75 or 300lbs should be able to say "i am old/fat, give me a
              handicapped placard"? --not OP
           \_ Passable troll there... but really, people who park
              all day in the handicap zone with a placard they dont
              deserve anger me more than abortion, homos, libtards,
              and YOU.

8/31    Holy )(*#)($# I'd never thought a dog would actually hump a
        cat but this video is indisputable proof that it CAN happen:
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=9GGuJS2IhTs
        \_ have you ever had a dog?  they'll hump just about anything.
           \_ Yes I have a dog, her name is Isabella and I've never seen
              her hump anything. Why is that o Mr. Wise Man? And what about
              neutered (eunuch) male dogs? Do they hump, Mr. Wise Man?
        \_ The other way round: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTEIp_g0GTM

8/31    This leads me in to my second big problem.  Me.  Or, more
        specifically, my cock and balls.  I was sporting a four foot
        penis as big around as my leg while flaccid, which grew to an
        astounding seven feet while erect.  The thing was resting on the
        ground in front of me at the moment.  Of course, what giant penis
        would be complete without giant balls? The best I could relate them
        to was globes from a typical elementary school classroom.
        I ran my hand through my hair in frustration.

8/31    Hugh Grant sure was a moron