Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:August:28 Tuesday <Monday, Wednesday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Pets, Recreation/Humor] UID:47769 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto
8/27    Dear crazy dog person, here's a funny comic for you (and for
        the rest of us): Cats are Democrats, Dogs are Republicans.
2007/8/28 [Politics/Domestic/President/Reagan, Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton, Politics/Domestic/Election] UID:47770 Activity:high
8/27    Surprising facts: ppl with children are no happier than those who
        don't, retirees no happier than workers, pet owners no happier than
        those without pets, etc etc. Also, R happier than D, the young are
        less happy than the middle-aged and old, suburbanites are happier
        than city folks.
        \_ Why is any of this surprising?  Every choice has plusses and
        \_ You do end up happier if you're married, though, on average.
           How about that, BDG?
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47771 Activity:high
8/27    Masturbation is my only joy, my girlfriend has completely
        lost her libido, and I kind of doubt I will ever get laid
        again in my life.  I am sad.
        \_ Same for me and my wife.  Married 8 yrs.
           \_ Married 11 years. Having lots of sex.
              \_ So your wife is fat, huh?
        \_ Are you two sure she isn't just boinking someone else?
           \_ They haven't even considered it but you can bet cold hard
              cash on it every time.
              \_ I doubt it. It's more likely that a woman who is cheating
                 wants to boink *more often* not less. A woman won't lose
                 her libido for one guy, but find it for another. Either
                 she's hot and bothered or she's not. Most are not.
        \_ Every relationship has its ups and downs.  Most aren't reported on
           the motd.
           \_ down down down down
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47772 Activity:high 77%like:47781
8/27    Marriage generated wealth
        The widening "marriage gap" is breeding inequality gapwidening
        \_ Did I miss something here, or is this mostly drawn from Conservative
           think tanks?
2007/8/28 [Computer/Companies/Google] UID:47773 Activity:nil
8/27    what was wrong with my google automation post?  asshole.
        \_ Hi troll!  I have no idea what post the op is referring to.  Can you
           repost it?  Google automation sounds interesting. -emarkp
        \_ What that the one with java and buttsex in the description?
2007/8/28 [Science/Space] UID:47774 Activity:nil
8/27    some joker set The Man on fire at Burning Man, a few days early:
        \_ The joy of an event that celebrates anarchy: no icon is safe.
2007/8/28 [Uncategorized] UID:47775 Activity:nil
8/27    does anyone under 25 read the motd?  are you hot?
2007/8/28 [Computer/SW/Security, Computer/SW/OS/Windows] UID:47776 Activity:moderate
8/27    google QA automation stuff, can someone view these videos
        and tell me if they're worth watching?  thanks.
2007/8/28 [Science/Space] UID:47777 Activity:high
8/28    Are we having fun yet, jerk?

        and tell me if they're worth watching?  thanks.
2007/8/28 [Uncategorized] UID:47778 Activity:high
8/28    Who would you rather be in the men's room with, Larry Craig or
        George Michael?
        \_ Umm, how can you even ask that.  George Micheal 100x over.
           \_ George Michael was( and might still be actually) hot at
              one point.  no one will say that of larry craig.
                \_ Scientists at one time used George Michael's ass to
                   calibrate their instruments, it being a perfect curve
        \_ It doesn't matter since I'm not 'doing anything' with either of
           them.  Are you assuming they would physically assault you?  I
           don't think either one is going to assault you.
2007/8/28-30 [Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:47779 Activity:nil
8/28    the officer's description of what happened is funny:
             \_ Italy. Monica Bellucci. She is a goddess. The movie is bad
                despite all of the awards it won.
2007/8/28 [Uncategorized] UID:47780 Activity:very high
8/28    here's the man who set The Man on fire at Burning Man this morning
        \_ Was he arrested for something?
        \_ Wow, he's short.
        \_ wow they really set that sucker on fire:
        \_ Is it reasonable to have the firemen go to the trouble to put
           something out that's going to be burnt in 3 days anyway?
        \_ Man, some dick always has to go and screw up anarchy for everybody else
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47781 Activity:high 77%like:47772
8/28    Marriage Generates Wealth
        The "Marriage Gap" is breeding inequality
        \_ We must ban marriage.  It is the only way to be fair.
        \_ "Among the elite EXCLUDING FILM STARS the nuclear family
           is holding up quite well."  bahahaha screw film stars
        \_ A group of conservative think tanks comes to the conclusion that
           married people are better off: what a shock. What's funny here is
           that married _gay_ people are likely to actually bolster this.
           \_ Sheesh.  When you can't dispute the facts....
2007/8/28 [Science/Space, Computer/SW/Editors/IDE] UID:47782 Activity:high
8/28    Did anyone watch the lunar eclipse last night?  I broke my $20
        binoculars while trying to focus to it.
        \_ How do you watch an eclipse at night... don't those happen
           when you can see the sun?
           \_ Ow ow ow....
2007/8/28-30 [Uncategorized] UID:47783 Activity:low
8/28    k i l l m e n o w
        \_ Speaking of Diving Bells and death:
           [Honestly, motd censor, deleting this comment is just
           \_ byford dolphin has nothing to do with diving bell guy.
              also, your breasts are huge.
              \_ If you're going to censor tangentials, you might as well
                 nuke the motd.
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47784 Activity:nil 80%like:47790
8/28    yes.  breasts.  huge.  now what?
2007/8/28-30 [Recreation/Media] UID:47785 Activity:high
8/28    World's luckiest 12 year old boy
        \_ This is hot!  In which country is it legal lets you feature a boy
        \_ This is hot!  In which country is it legal to feature a boy
           actor in such a movie?
           \_ I think France.
           \_ What part was hot?  She's very attractive but seeing an adult
              woman coming on to a young boy wasn't hot.
              \_ The boy came on to her too you know. (actually I haven't
                 seen the movie but I gather that the scenes are fantasy and
                 he only gets to sleep with a prostitute his dad sets him up
                 \_ "Boy comes on to woman making it ok for woman to come on
                    to boy" is not 'hot'.  Child molesting just isn't.
                    \_ Not just "woman". Smoking hot woman. Therefore, hot.
                       \_ Child molesting.  Therefore, not.  If it was a little
                          girl and an incredibly handsome man you'd say it was
                          sick and he should be in jail.
                          \_ Boys are not girls.
                          \_ Boys are not girls. And he's 12, not 6. And it's
                             a movie, not reality.
                             \_ Sorry, you're right.  A movie depiction of
                                child molesting when the victim is a boy is
                                ok.  Not.  Care to try again?
                                \_ Care to read your own post? What the fuck
                                   are you even saying? Movie depiction is
                                   "not ok"? Are you some censorship freak?
                                   \_ Welcome to the motd, the only place on
                                      the net where people will seriously
                                      defend child porn as a good thing that
                                      needs first amendment protection.
                                      \_ Seems like only straight child porn
                                         is defended here.
                                         \_ I hope you're not saying that you
                                            think "straight child porn" is ok.
                                \_ yeah, and people should be arrested for all
                                   those movie depictions of murder.  -tom
                                   \_ I don't understand why you still post
                                      your strawman junk after all these years.
        \_ I notice Monica Belluci's giant heaving bosoms are featured in
           a new guns and Clive Owen movie.
           \_ 35C.  Not small, but not giant either especially that she's 5'10"
              and wears size 10 shoes.
              \_ What kind of crazy size is 35C ?
                 \_ This is bust size, not bra size.
                    \_ I'm 5'2, nearly 5'3, and weigh between 125-130lbs
                       depending on the day. Back during high school days,
                       I was about 112 lbs, and only wore a 32D bra.
                       This didn't change until the middle of my sophomore
                       year (last fall), when I gained 10 lbs
                       and went from a 32D to a 32DDD in two months.
                       \_ Thanks for the troll.
                          \_ Hauling these things around all day is
                             torture!  Torture I tell you.
                             \_ Yeah, it is torture to all the guys that stare
                                at you.
                \_ I doubt anyone biologically female posts to the motd.
           \_ The Matrix Reloaded was the first movie that I saw her.
        \_ I think I saw something more explicit in the movie 'Leolo'
2007/8/28-29 [Health/Men] UID:47786 Activity:moderate
8/28    Milton Berle

        Most people remember late comedian Milton Berle for his
        performance as an Alzheimer's patient bonding with Steve Sanders
        on "Beverly Hills 90210" or as a 1950s dress-wearing yukster.
        But Berle's biggest legacy may be the one between his legs.
        Berle was rumored at one point to have the biggest
        package in Hollywood. Even a memorial tribute following his death was
        riddled with penis jokes, says The New Yorker. "We are here to
        honor Milton Berle, who passed away on March 27th," comedian
        Freddie Roman eulogized. "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis
        will be buried." has this telling anecdote: "The famous story goes
        that whenever anyone challenged Milton to compare sizes, he would
        have the other man go first, and then only pull out enough of his
        own to beat the other guy. Berle never denied the rumors
        because, hey, what guy would."
        \_ Bigger than late John Holmes?
2007/8/28-29 [Recreation/Humor, Recreation/Music] UID:47787 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto
8/28    Robocup with funky music:
2007/8/28-29 [Uncategorized] UID:47788 Activity:nil
8/28 here's the man who set The Man on fire at Burning Man this morning \_
        Was he arrested for something?  \_ Wow, he's short.  \_ wow they
        really set that sucker on fire: \_ Is it
        reasonable to have the firemen go to the trouble to put something
        out that's going to be burnt in 3 days anyway?  \_ Man, some dick
        always has to go and screw up anarchy for everybody else
2007/8/28 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:47789 Activity:nil Entry has been invalidated. Access denied. 2019/01/15 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
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