Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:May:24 Thursday <Wednesday, Friday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2007/5/24 [Uncategorized] UID:46738 Activity:nil
5/23    NSFW best naked yoga ever
2007/5/24-28 [Computer/HW, Computer/SW] UID:46739 Activity:low
5/23    Streetline Networks is hiring: /csua/pub/jobs/streetline
        We deploy our sensors on mesh networks to assist cities in
        analyzing and improving their parking situations.  We do
        everything from low-level hardware design to websites for
        data presentaton.  Check out the file above and our website:
        -- peterl
        \_ Did you know Noah?
           \_ Decent bagels.
             \_ No, this guy used to work at Dust.
                \_ What's his last name?
                 \_ Treuhaft
        \_ Do you know bill?
2007/5/24 [Reference/RealEstate] UID:46740 Activity:nil
5/24 (
        I don't get it.  Why do they report sales increase month-to-month but
        median price change year-to-year?  I know they sales year-to-year is
        buried in there, but where's median price month-to-month?
2007/5/24-26 [Uncategorized] UID:46741 Activity:nil
5/24    the trailer for rambo 4 is ridiculous
        \_ What did you expect?
        \_ Stallone busted for bringing human growth hormone into Australia:
           Nice picture!
2007/5/24-26 [Recreation/Food/Alcohol, Health/Sleeping] UID:46742 Activity:moderate
5/24    serious question here:  I take a dump every other day or so.
        after my last few acts of congress, I'm really sleepy,
        for several hours.  what's the deal?  does this happen
        to everyone?
        \_ Whahh?! That's very rare shitting.  I shit about 3-4 times a day and
           also eat 4-5 times a day, I don't think what I do is normal
           \_ Are you bulimic?
        \_ More fiber, less spicy food.
        \_ No. You are not healthy.
        \_ See a doctor.
                \_ The closest I get to a doctor is watching House.
                   \_ And just before they perform some incredibly dangerously
                      invasive procedure they figure out you've been eating
                      too many twinkies and send you home.
        \_ I don't think I've ever been unusually sleepy after a poo, that's
           kinda odd.  Generally pooing once a day is considered regular.
           At every other day you should probably eat more fiber and drink
           more water.  (Not soda, beer, etc.)
           However, despite a diet unusally high in fiber and water, I still
           take about 20 mins on the can.  My wife is done in about 1 min.
           I don't know why this is.
           \_ Maybe she won't shit where she eats..  So to speak.
           \_ Maybe you and your wife should consider switching roles during
              anal sex.
        \_ I feel more alert after a nice poo.  Weird thing for me lately:
           smelling a strong coffee odor when I pee after having had coffee
           earlier. I can't recall any other food making it through my
           system with its olfactory properties intact like that.
           \_ HOW WEIRD! I've been noticing the same thing! I've never
              noticed that till recently. I'm in my 30s.
           \_ Stop drinking coffee.  It is bad for you anyway.
2007/5/24-28 [Politics/Domestic/911, Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers] UID:46743 Activity:nil
5/24    this looks like some internet shock site,2933,275341,00.html
2007/5/24-25 [Computer/SW/Apps/Media] UID:46744 Activity:nil 66%like:46751
5/24    The Pinkberry song
2007/5/24-28 [Politics/Domestic/911, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:46745 Activity:kinda low
5/24    "Why is he at large? 'Cause we haven't got him, yet, Jim. That's why.
        And he's hiding. And we're looking. And we will continue to look until
        we bring him to justice. We've brought a lot of his buddies to justice,
        but not him. That's why he's still at large."
        --Bush answering a question today about why we haven't caught OBL.
        \_ Maybe they should put OJ on the job.
        \_ Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.  At least the press and
           the President are on the same page now.
           \_ What about the question is stupid?
              \_ Perhaps he should have rephrased. "Hey dumbshit! Where is
                 that jackass Osama you promised to capture six years ago?"
                 or "Hey dumbshit! What the fuck are you doing being
                 president? You're looking in the wrong fucking country."
                 See, GWB is too stupid to recognize a rhetorical question.
                 \_ GWB is not stupid.  He blew off a question he didn't want
                    to answer.  He's a politician.  That is what all successful
                    politicians do.  How is that stupid?
              \_ Q: Why is he at large?  A: Because we haven't caught him yet.
                 Stupid question.  Stupid answer.  Especially from a press core
                 member who should know better than to leave a politician with
                 an open question like that.  What about the question is not
                 \_ Asking a president why he has failed to capture a person
                    he has promised to catch isn't stupid. I'm sure he knows
                    the real answer: "because we have a significant chunk
                    of our armed forces looking in the wrong country."
                    \_ It was a stupid question.  If he wanted a real answer to
                       that question he should have known better than to make
                       it possible to directly answer the question without
                       answering the implied question.  Why is this so hard
                       to figure out?  Show me the politician who answers
                       implied questions that will make him look bad and I'll
                       show you the politician who won't make it above city
                       dog catcher in an election.
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