5/6     Police Lineups go Virtual:
        http://www.primidi.com/2007/05/06.html#a1828

5/6     hi what is easiest way for me to grab the email address every person
        who has ever emailed a mailing list that I have stored in my gmail?
        it exists as a 'label' in my gmail.  i'd like to stick this all in a
        text file. thanks.

5/6     The liberal case for the individual right to keep and bear arms:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/2af36o (nytimes.com)

5/6     Has anybody used http://copper.net as a low cost ISP for a "grandma
        doing email a couple of times a week" type scenario?

5/7     http://www.thestreet.com/_realtime/funds/fundmorning/10354751.html
        Bear fund manager predicts Dow will fall "at least 50% ... I think this
        is a topping pattern.  We think it's probably three to six months away"
        Fund hoards gold and shorts the market, has miniscule 0.55% and 0.60%
        1-yr and 3-yr annualized returns.
        \_ Uh, if he is right, what should we do? CDs? MM? ING/X Direct?
           \_ You should diversify regardless of his predictions.
              Put some in bonds, CDs, index funds, metals, energy, real estate,
              and dot coms. I'd bet energy would be a big gain in the next few
              decades or so.
           \_ Buy his fund, of course!  Aside from that, can you get Euro
              CDs?  If the dollar tanks US CDs might not be a good idea.
        \_ Quick!  Short GOOG NOW!

5/6     Mon Dieu, Sarkozy wins:
        http://urltea.com/i89 (cnn.com)
        \_ I told you CONSERVATISM is spreading throughout the world and
           nothing is going to stop it! Privatization, pro-business, less
           tax, less immigrants, tough on crime, less communism, less
           social programs, & more self reliance!
        \_ A surprise, I know.  What do you think of the result?
           \_ Freedom Fries! Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys! Acck! Phht!

5/6     Reiser case gets crazier:
        http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/2007/05/reiser
        \_ Wha?  Reiser is friends with a serial murderer?

5/7     Need ilyas trolls for humor. Someone please implement and
        instantiate an IlyasBot object and run it.

5/7     I'm 23 and have size 28K boobs! I'm 5'1, size 10 and look so out of
        proportion! They didn't start growing until I was about 17 and they
        just don't seem to want to stop...anyone else been through this?
        And if so, how old were you when they stopped?
        I am actually a walking boob, much to the amusement of my friends.
        Will defo have to get reduction one day, but don't want the hassle
        of that just now.
        Also, has anyone else out there got 28K's?!!!
        \_ post pics or it isn't true!

5/7     How do I tell the Mormons to not baptize me after death?
        I'm Jewish and there is no way I'm converting after death.
        \_ maybe we can get stickers on our drivers license
        \_ When you're a ghost, and they try this, make a scary noise
           and cause something to fall down. That'll show 'em.
        \_ post pics or it isn't true!
        \_ Don't worry, we won't dig you up and baptize you. -emarkp
           \_ Do you dig up and baptize straw men?
        \_ I'm Jewish, too.  The Mormons are more than welcome to baptize
           me after I'm dead.  In fact, everyone is welcome to induct me
           into whatever they want after I'm dead so long as they make it
           clear I wasn't a member and had no interest during my life.
           That's the cool part about being dead: you don't care anymore.
           \_ Boy I can't wait to die so I can not care anymore!
              \_ I assure you, once you're dead, Jew or not, you won't care if
                 emarkp baptizes you or tom inducts you into the KKK, or any
                 of the other options brought up on the motd in the last few
                 days.  No one said you should look forward to it, just that
                 there are some positive aspects.  The Mormons are still
                 welcome to baptize me after I'm dead if they want.
                 \_ I was taking issue with the "positive" label on this.
                    Really, I'd rather care about it than not. Well not this
                    issue. They can do it while I'm alive if they want,
                    ambush me and dunk my head in water... preferably on a
                    hot summer day using holy ice water.
        \_ I thought Jews didn't believe in an afterlife...

5/7     Joseph Smith

5/7     Don't be a Galactic Nuisance:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/ytmxlj (youtube.com)

5/7     Murdoch's global plan for WSJ
        http://urltea.com/idh (newyorkbusiness.com)

5/7     730 Cars burned in France b/c Sarkozy won:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/28kczw (nytimes.com)
        \_ Pictures of the riots:
           http://boklm.livejournal.com/8072.html
        \_ typical cry baby liberals
        \_ Told you the Left is violent. :-)
        \_ that's why we need guns, to keep the psycho left in check
        \_ Cheese eating surrender ... oh.
        \_ I wonder what the carbon footprint of 730 burning cars is
           \_ Clearly we need greener riots.

5/7     Sick of TinyURL and urlTea? Try HugeUrl:
        http://www.hugeurl.com
        \_ obYourURLisSoHugeAndTaxFree

5/7     Murdoch's global plan for WSJ
        http://www.newyorkbusiness.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070506/FREE/70505027&SearchID=73280340339971