Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2007:March:24 Saturday <Friday, Sunday>
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2007/3/24-5/19 [Health/Women] UID:46079 Activity:nil
5/16    http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/03/23/colleges.contraceptives.ap
        College students to pay $22/month instead of $10/month for birth
        control pills. About 39% of undergraduate women use oral
        contraceptives. WAIT A MINUTE. When I was dating in Cal NONE
        of the girls were on pills. WTF???
        \_ When were you dating at Cal?  1953?
        \_ None of the girls at Cal wanted your naked dick inside them?
           \_ Given the girls at Cal, this would be riskier for you
              than them.
        \_ *laugh* You were dating the wrong girls.  *All* of the girls were
           on the pill.  Yet another reason to use a condom.  Think about it.
2007/3/24-26 [Politics/Domestic/Abortion, Health/Women] UID:46080 Activity:nil
3/23    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/23/texas.abortion.reut
        Texas lawmaker offers choice: Abortion or $500. God Bless America.
2007/3/24-27 [Uncategorized] UID:46081 Activity:nil
3/23    Star Trek is teh Gay:
        http://csua.org/u/ib5
2007/3/24-26 [Uncategorized] UID:46083 Activity:nil
3/23    Holy cow. SK finals of Starcraft
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSMmyrxiIw
2007/3/24-27 [Politics/Domestic] UID:46084 Activity:nil
3/23    We're throwing away TRILLIONS in the Middle East, with
        no reasonable plan of winning or withdrawal, and the
        best the Democrats can do is point out that Administration
        fired a few US Attorneys and lied about it.  Bleah.
        \_ No, they actually just passed a bill in the house requiring
           the US to withdraw by Jun 2008. Too bad it will get vetoed.
           the US to withdraw by Sep 2008. Too bad it will get vetoed.
           This is what happens when you lose elections.
        \_ When you understand who controls the US media and government
           this is perfectly natural.
2007/3/24-25 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:46085 Activity:very high
3/24    Dear sodans. What's the best way to rid of bad thoughts like sex
        and other bad basic human urges? I think about them all the time
        and I waste a lot of time porn surfing. I know it's a waste of time
        and it is pointless but I just can't help myself. Please help.
        PS. this is NOT a troll. I'd like to be cured.
        \_ Masturbate regularly to satiate your sex drive.
        \_ http://mormon.org
           and I waste a lot of time porn surfing. I know it's a waste of time
        and it is pointless but I just can't help myself. Please help.
        PS. this is NOT a troll. I'd like to be cured.
        \_ Your main problem is that your religion has lied to you about life.
           You've been told by your religion that thinking about sex is a sin,
           yet if you actually read your scriptures, you'll see that your
           religion has no problem with slavery, genocide, and rape.  Sane
           people who are free of the mental disease of
           christiantiy/islam/judaism recognize that these are among the worst
           crimes humans ever perpetrate on one another, and that your religion
           has so much blood on its hands as to erase any moral authority it
           might claim on any subject.   Why don't you overcome your urges
           to think about sex(and I'm guessing violence) by having sex with
           people who actually want to have sex with you and fighting people
           who want to fight you in a controlled environment, and tell
           your religion to go fuck itself?
           people who are free of the mental disease of christiantiy/islam/
           judaism recognize that these are among the worst crimes humans ever
           perpetrate on one another, and that your religion has so much blood
           on its hands as to erase any moral authority it might claim on any
           subject. Why don't you overcome your urges to think about sex (and
           I'm guessing violence) by having sex with people who actually want
           to have sex with you and fighting people who want to fight you in
           a controlled environment, and tell your religion to go fuck itself?
        \- YMWTR: Jonathan Edwards
           The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a
           spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is
           dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he
           looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the
           fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight;
           you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the
           most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him
           infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet
           it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the
           fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you
           did not go to hell the last night; that you was suffered to awake
           again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And
           there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into
           hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held
           you up. There is no other reason to be given why you have not gone
           to hell, since you have sat here in the house of God, provoking his
           to hell, since you have sat here in the sloda motd, provoking his
           pure eyes by your sinful wicked manner of attending his solemn
           worship. Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a reason
           why you do not this very moment drop down into hell.
           O sinner! Consider the fearful danger you are in: it is a great
           why you do not this very moment drop down into /dev/hell.
           O slodan! Consider the fearful danger you are in: it is a great
           furnace of wrath, a wide and bottomless pit, full of the fire of
           wrath, that you are held over in the hand of that God, whose wrath
           is provoked and incensed as much against you, as against many of
           the damned in hell. You hang by a slender thread, with the flames
           the damned in hell. You hang by a slender pthread, with the flames
           of divine wrath flashing about it, and ready every moment to singe
           it, and burn it asunder; and you have no interest in any Mediator,
           and nothing to lay hold of to save yourself, nothing to keep off
           the flames of wrath, nothing of your own, nothing that you ever
           have done, nothing that you can do, to induce God to spare you one
           moment.
           usec.
        \_ If you are a religious person, you don't really want to lose the
           urge to commit sin, or that would mean that you have just become
           an automaton, unable to think and act freely. The whole metaphor
           of the Garden of Eden is to remind us that we have the choice
           to sin or not and that choice is what seperates us from the
           angels and from animals. You should not want to lose your free
           will, just learn to excercise it with restraint. If you are not
           religious, why would you want to stop thinking about doing something
           that is perfecly normal and healthy? -ausman
        \_ If you really want to quit this habit, why not try doing something
           that you find more productive/positive w/ your time? If you like
           outdoors activities, try doing weekly hikes, &c. Or maybe you could
           try going back to school for a professional degree.
           that you find more productive/positive w/ your time? Also, have you
           tried weaning yourself of pr0n, &c. by voluntarily limiting your
           exposure? You could gradually work yourself away from those habits
           you dislike towards other activities you think are more positive.
2007/3/24-27 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:46086 Activity:low
3/24    Whoa:
        http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/2007/03/donald_knuth_wr.html
        http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/rice.html
        \_ Wow I can't believe an intellectual would write something like
           that. In fact he sounds just like my grandpa. It's obvious that
           the old fart's getting older and angrier. I guess everyone
           becomes like when they get old.
           \_ What is wrong with his letter? It is direct, accurate and
              to the point. Not elequent enough for a Lit prof to be sure
              to the point. Not eloquent enough for a Lit prof to be sure
              but we are talking a CS professor. I give him a solid A.
2007/3/24-26 [Uncategorized] UID:46087 Activity:nil
3/24    Is mail down by chance?  I cannot send nor receive mails.  Thanks.  -pchen
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