3/16    I'm trying to watch the Valerie Plame hearing on C-SPAN but all I get
        is "looking for satellite signal".  C-SPAN2 is showing a Competitive
        Enterprise Institute guy debunking global warming and that shows up
        fine.  Can anyone else get the Plame hearing?  wtf.
        \_ http://cspan.org archives everything, and also streams.
           \_ i couldn't get foxnews either, so I guess it's just my fux0red
              sat tv

3/16    Target acquired:
        link:tinyurl.com/33u9qh
        \_ I thought this was about the retailer.
        \_ Same here. I thought some company was buying a majority stake
           in Dayton Hudson.
        \_ Borderline NSFW.
        \_ Motd boob guy strikes again.

3/16    Brothel discount for people over 66 years old. HEIL GERMAN JOHN!
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070315/od_nm/germany_brothel_pensioners_dc

3/16    Pet food maker announces major recall
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070316/ap_on_bi_ge/pet_food_recall
        "The FDA was working to nail down brand names covered by the
        recall, ......"
        I didn't know the "Food" in "Food and Drug Administration" includes
        dog food.

3/16    Former CIA officer Valerie Plame testifies
        http://tinyurl.com/2f87m2 (wmv, http://crooksandliars.com)
        link:tinyurl.com/27f39k (mov)
        \_ Plame >> Coulter

3/16    Hey root, wanna reenable the finger interface to the motd?
        \_ Try emailing them instead. The motd is a bad way to
           communicate vital messages.
           \_ I've sent a few messages regarding more serious things to no avail

3/16    Is there a way to configure spamassassin to delete junk messages from
        my /var/mail/{login} spool before I run my mail client program?  Thx.
        \_ procmail

3/16    Dear motd boob guy, can you please give us links of Pelosi,
        Boxer, and Feinstein in their 20s 4-5 decades ago? I want to
        know how hot they used to be. Thanks.
        \_ obYermom

3/16    Are the people who manage Lawrence Expressway sheer morons?
        How can an 8-lane expressway with a 50 MPH limit have lower
        traffic priority over the smaller intersecting streets like
        Monroe and Lochinvar?
        \_ They probably are not morons but work in office buildings on Monroe
           or Lochinvar.

3/16    Does it please Allah that I cuddle my wife in the position of the
        spoon?
        Does it please Allah that I sieze my wife in the position of the
        spoon?

3/16    First ever 3-way tie on Jeopardy:
        http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/1401AP_TV_Three_Way_Tie.html

3/16    300 comic scenes faithfully reproduced in the movie:
        http://www.zyped.com/zypedmedia/300.jpg
        http://www.flickr.com/photos/solaceincinema/sets/72157594312246529