11/20   http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/20/market.accident.ap/index.html
        George Weller to be spared life sentence!
        \_ I constantly see old people who can barely walk and barely lift
           gas nozzles filling up their jalopies and SUVs at Costco.
           It's a bit ironic I guess.
           \_ You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize
              my tires, post haste!

11/20   Anonymous-coward mode added on the motd editor (csua.com). Let the
        trolls begin!

11/20   How do you find out if you have been p3wned? How do you find out if
        someone installed r00tk17 on your machine?
        \_ Hint: when all your typing gets converted to h4x0r code