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2006/2/17 [Uncategorized] UID:41897 Activity:nil |
2/17 Ah, punk rock humor http://www.nothingnice.com/images/rockcity/20060217b.jpg (from: http://rainofbastards.livejournal.com |
2006/2/17 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Jblack] UID:41898 Activity:nil |
2/17 jblack, what the fuck is wrong with your obsession with Able Danger? Are you a bipolar? Borderline personality? OCD is likely. You should see a shrink. Seriously. \_ In ten years, I'll still be bitter about the Bush presidency, and I'll still be angry at the fuckers who voted for him and the bastards who helped him steal the elections. I don't fault jblack for his passion, only for being on the wrong side. \_ I dunno, what is wrong with his obession? I'm curious why you have such an obsession with jblack. Is it love? \_ Maybe it's a Brokeback Mountain thing? \_ God, I wish I knew how to quit jblack! \_ God, I wish I knew how to make jblack quit! \_ That's it, blame the victim. \_ He shouldn't have snuck up from behind without announcing his presence. |
2006/2/17 [Recreation/Activities] UID:41899 Activity:kinda low |
2/17 Amazing recovery for double figure skating Zhangs: http://csua.org/u/f0d (YouTube.com, Olympics footage) \_ They pulled the video. \_ hmm, three day old gay Chinese news...is cmlee back? \_ The only useful thing about your post is that it fit in 80cols. \_ Chineses are taking over our forum! I hate chineses so much! \_ Missed it, thanks for posting. \_ skating to the tune of "Descendants of the Dragon". |
2006/2/17-20 [Transportation/Car] UID:41900 Activity:high |
2/17 This week's Powerball is $365M. Is there a CSUA Powerball group-buy? http://www.slate.com/id/114577 \_ Why, can't CSUA members do math? \_ Dang, you took my joke. \_ It depends on the value you put on different amounts of money. What is $1M worth to you relative to $1? 1Mx? More? Less? \_ Agreed. This is the same reason why people want to buy insurance even though they already know the cost is higher than the expected value of the return. \_ Actually most people are forced to have insurance. CA requires car insurance. My bank requires me to have home insurance. My company is required to provide me with health insurnace, etc. \_ True to some extent. CA only requires liability car insurance. You can work as a contractor to get higher wage and no health insurance. I don't know of anything that requires life insurance, umbrella insurance, or vacation travel insurance. \_ Even though sometimes the math vs the odds don't work out in your favor on insurance, the real world cost of replacing the item if you're unlucky is too high to risk not paying for the insurance which you can actually afford. If the odds of my house being destroyed by some event were near zero but the insurance against that event was $10/year, I'd still pay the $10 to be protected against an oddball event because the $10 is nothing but I'd really really really miss my house if it got hit by a meteor, for example. OTOH, as an insurance company, it is to their benefit to allow cheap but not statistically useful insurance payments because they can play the odds and come out ahead anyway even if the event happens, forcing the unlikely payout. An individual can't afford to lose the meteor strike bet but can afford to buy the insurance. (No I don't have meteor insurance). My house is in a "once per hundred year flood zone" which is their way of saying I shouldn't ever get flooded and they won't sell me flood insurance, but if it was available and $10 a year I'd take it since Shit Happens and there is a stream/river 25 yards away. \_ Flood insurance wouldn't be $10/year, it would be approximately ((replacement cost of house)-(value of having your capital over time)/100)+(profit margin). That is likely to work out to several hundred dollars a year at least. They don't offer the insurance because no one would buy it at that cost; if they could profitably offer it for $10/year, they would. -tom \_ Living in a 1/100 per year flood zone means that there is about a 26% chance (.99^30) that it will flood before the house is even paid off. -ausman \_ "Once per hundred year flood zone" is insurance jargon for "it would take an act of god to flood this place since there's no place for a flood to come from". They don't literally mean it floods every 100 years. It hasn't flooded in the known history of this region. So, they actually could make a profit at $10/ year but things go against them because if there is an act of god, they're stuck covering it for a lousy 10 bucks. The profit margin is too low to take the risk, even though the risk is *essentially* zero, it isn't truly zero. Anyway, I've got a bucket and know how to swim if it goes that way. :-) \_ You have no idea what you're talking about. The entire insurance business is built on amortizing costs over time and across their entire customer base. They are *very good* at computing the probabilities of claims against their policies and the cost/benefits thereof. http://www.fema.gov/fhm/fq_term.shtm#frequt2 -tom \_ Of course I don't. I'm only telling you what my insurance guy told me, but I'm sure you're smarter than he is and know exactly what the flood conditions are in my area. YOU ARE PERFECT! HOW CAN I BE YOU?! \_ 100-year floodplains are set by FEMA engineers based on historical and archaeological data, not by the insurance companies. Is your insurance guy a water systems engineer? -tom \_ He doesn't have to be. Why would you think that? Are the FEMA records top secret? I still want to always be right like you no matter how trivial and meaningless the point. How can I achieve your absolute level of perfection? You have never been wrong about anything. I admire that. \_ If the FEMA records say you're in a 100-year flood zone, that means they believe there's about a 1% chance per year that your house will be flooded. It's quite simple. And your entire argument that you've spent 25-30 lines describing is completely meaningless as long as that is true. So why don't you admit *you* are wrong instead of being both idiotic and smug? -tom \_ Why not just admit you're wrong? \_ Tom, are you a Bayesian or a Frequentist? \_ The Russian River area has had two "100 year" floods in the last decade. -ausman \_ Don't forget tax. \_ Well, I do value $1 I have more that $1M I'll never have. \_ can californians play? how? \_ I assume there would be CSUAers in Powerball states. \_ How do you prevent getting screwed in a group buy? \- [The state lottery is] a public subsidy of intelligence [since] it yields public income that is calculated to lighten the tax burden of us prudent abstainers at the expense of the benighted masses of wishful thinkers. --WVO Quine |
2006/2/17 [Uncategorized] UID:41901 Activity:nil |
2/17 Dick Cheney plays counterstrike: http://www.myextralife.com/archive.php?date=2006-02-17 |
2006/2/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41902 Activity:very high |
2/17 The women reported on average 8.6 lifetime sexual partners. The men claimed 31.9. How about YOU? http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060217/sc_space/whymenreportmoresexpartnersthanwomen \_ It all depends on what the definition of "is" is. \_ Yermom breastfeeding you does not count \_ What about you dickfeeding yermom? \_ First one she enjoyed me sucking her breasts but no genital sex (Does she count?); second one being my gf and we had handjobs and orals but no vaginal or anal penetration; third one I penetrated her vagina with my fingers on two nights without her knowledge while she had literally wet dreams; fourth one being my wife and we do everything. So a total of 4. \_ Wow. Do you often molest people while they sleep? You == broken in der kopf. \_ First one I sucked her breasts but no genital sex (Does she count?); second one we had handjobs and orals but no vaginal or anal penetration; third one I penetrated her vagina with my fingers on two nights without her knowledge while she had literally wet dreams; fourth one being my wife and we do everything. So a total of 4. \_ Good enough for that FDA dude bush appointed! \_ No, just those two times. \_ That sounds like a total of 2 teen age learning encounters, 1 very creepy and disturbing non consentual act, and 1 wife. \_ Two in college years, two after college. \_ creepy is as creepy does. doesnt matter what age. \_ what's your problem? his gf went to bed naked with him. what's wrong with a little fingering? \_ No, #3 was my friend's gf which I had a crush on. She didn't sleep naked; she's wearing loose shorts. \_ So you actually did commit a sex crime.... Now it really truly is creepy in a "not just on the motd" way. \_ I stopped counting at 50. It is not that many more than that though. \_ thou shalt not commit fornication! \_ I do not like to fornicate! \_ You can marry and divorce several times. \_ I do not like divorce. \_ Become a mormon then. \_ 1 \_ 1.1 (the .1 was for just making out) \_ I remember reading a study finding that people with more pre marriage relationships tend to have more problems maintaining a marriage. One of the reasons given was that these people are more quick to want to break up and give up. A more fragile ego? \_ I remember reading a study finding that people with more pre marriage relationships tend to have more problems maintaining a marriage. One of the reasons given was that these people are more quick to want to break up and give up. A more fragile ego? \_ My completely non-scientific study of people I've known said that those who started having sex in HS or earlier were unable to establish LTRs and their lives were giant messes in other areas as well. What does this mean? Probably nothing. |
2006/2/17-19 [Health/Skin] UID:41903 Activity:nil |
2/17 Photo of Whittington. Okay, the holes are from individual pieces of shot, but what about the dark red on his neck? http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060217/480/txpi20402172040 \_ it's called "blood" \_ so you're saying the shot impacted but did not penetrate (shirt collar?), thus causing the bruising? \_ shots that penetrate can cause bruising, too. \_ okay, I don't know anyone who's been hit with birdshot before so I wouldn't know. But look at his neck: I count 3 holes, and for some reason there's a circle of healthy-looking skin around each hole. As for his face, I see plenty of holes, but little bruising. \_ There is substantial bruising. The yellowish discoloration on his cheek leading to the neck is evidence of bruising. The "healthy circles" is blistering where the settled blood from the bruising has been forced out. \_ probably suctioned out? I see the yellow now too. \_ Think more like a pimple or blister. The red background makes it stand out more. |
2006/2/17-19 [Recreation/Humor] UID:41904 Activity:nil |
2/17 Cheney cartoon. Pretty damn funny. http://csua.org/u/f0q \_ Who are you, far-left poor taste in humor guy? \_ f0q! \_ Thanks for the laugh. |
2006/2/17-20 [Computer/Networking] UID:41905 Activity:nil |
2/17 I have a weird Firefox/802.11b interaction problem. When I'm connected via the wire, Firefox works perfectly. But when I'm connected via 802.11b and submit HTML forms, it hangs and doesn't go to the next page. I'm suspecting it's buffer not being flushed or something, or HTTP Keep Alive bug? This doesn't happen on IE, which works fine on both wire & 802.11b \_ are you connecting through the same routers when you go via wireless? One thing you might try is setting your MTU to something smaller than the default (1500 for ethernet)... like say try 1300. |
2006/2/17-19 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Sports] UID:41906 Activity:nil |
2/17 Is there a game review site this isn't basically a direct extension of the industry (a la gamespot and IGN) and aimed at an audience other than mouthbreathers? \_ is OLD MAN MURRAY still around? \_ wow. last update was in jan 2002. i totally forgot about that site after i graduated from college. |
2006/2/17-19 [Academia/Berkeley/Ocf] UID:41907 Activity:nil |
2/17 What happened to the WEB in Evans Basement? Where is the OCF now? \_ The WEB is now EMF, a Windows drop-in facility. The OCF is in the MLK student union building. -tom \_ what about 260 evans? \_ 260 Evans was subdivided; it was split into a computer training facility and the WSSG office. Now that IST has moved out, it's probably temporary space for Bancroft Library stuff. -tom \_ thanks for the info. tom, are you a fan of race street bikes or just mountain bikes? The Tour of California is in town. \_ I'll probably be doing rides to see the Tour of California on Monday and Tuesday. I'm not really into mountain biking at all, just mountain unicycling. -tom \_ Tom, hat do you think about PGCN stock? \_ I think you should stop looking at "stock tips" which arrive by email from non-existant addresses. -tom \_ good one tom. \_ That's why I am asking you before I invest. \_ wow, tom has his own #1 Fan. congrats tom! you've made the big time! I think I'll be tom's #1 Fan's #1 Fan. ;-) \_ maybe CSUA should occasionally allow alumni to revisit Soda and Cory. (it is badge protected, right?) Does CSUA have (board) gaming nights? \_ You can get into both those buildings without a card key during the day. |
2006/2/17-20 [Uncategorized] UID:41908 Activity:nil |
2/17 I don't get it, why does the victim of the shooting say he's deeply sorry for all the hassle that the guy who shot him had to go through? \_ You think Cheney wouldn't go back to finish the job? \_ 'Cos Cheney said he didn't mean it, and Whittington knows Cheney just loves him and wouldn't hurt him, and sometimes Whittington knows he deserves it. \_ Ummm.. because they're friends and it was an accident? Are you an idiot? \_ Usually when my friend injures me grievously I am mad at my friend for a while. You must be the Pope. \_ You seem to have a lot of experiance with your friends injuring you grievously. Maybe your "friends" are trying to send you a message. Really, once or twice is an accident, but... \_ Because he has no other option? \_ We can only hope that the next time Cheney shoots someone and puts him in intensive care, it will be less of a hassle for Cheney. \_ Let's just say there was some Brokeback action going on the ranch. \_ And Cheney mis-fired his gun on Whittington's face. Oooh. \_ And as Whittington was caressing Cheney's gun, Cheney mis-fired it on Whittington's face. Oooh ... |
2006/2/17-20 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:41909 Activity:nil |
2/17 BETTER OFF WITHOUT SADDAM! LALALALALLAL!!!!!11!! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060217/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_060217165312 \_ Weird... you didn't even read your own link. Whatever. \_ Wow. Sarcasm detectors are in full on failure today... \_ Weird... Mormons don't get sarcasm. Whatever. \_ Uh, whatever. 1) not mormon, 2) your headline has nothing to do with the link. It's non sequiter, not sarcasm. \_ So... You're saying you're just stupid? \_ Obviously, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying since the way I read the English language is nothing like the much better way you invented. I just read it like most other people. The way you read things that aren't there is truly an innovation worthy of a Bill Gates company. Have you IPO'd yet? \_ I'm glad your grasp of English is better than your Latin. You're still an idiot. \_ Coming from you that makes me an uber genius. If I was a Mormon would you love me more or less than you do now? I still want to invest in your English language reinterpretation company. What is your stock ticker? \_ I didn't make the "mormon" comment. You still seem to have a broken sarcasm detector. I hear they have pills for that. \_ U R TEH KEWL D00DE! KAN EYE B U? \_ I love it when idiots try to "out" people on the motd.-jrleek \_ Even better when they're wrong. |
2006/2/17-20 [Computer/HW/Memory] UID:41910 Activity:nil |
2/17 What's the basic technological difference between EEPROM and flash? Both program and erase using electricity... \_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_memory \_ i thought eeprom erases with uv light \_ ee = eletrically eraseable. you are thinking of eprom or just plain shitty prom. |
2006/2/17-19 [Reference/Law/Court] UID:41911 Activity:nil |
2/17 Here's what REALLY happened. After watching Bareback Mountains Cheney and the attorney dude decided to go get some loving in the woods. The attorney dude started fondling another man and that got Cheney jealous, who fired towards them but not directly at them. Cheney totally forgot that he was using a shotgun instead of a rifle and a few pellets hit the dude. The above is the actual event and everything else we see on media is just peppered up by Carl Rove. \- is that a cheep sweedish knock off of Karl Rove? |
2006/2/17-20 [Computer/SW/OS/Windows, Computer/SW/Unix] UID:41912 Activity:moderate |
2/17 What does you use for bug tracking? Does it suck? We use Bugzilla now, but we'd like something that's more customizable and that provides better reports, of a sort we can send to customers. -gm \_ Siebel 2000 \_ I use Siebel too, it sucks \_ We use bugzilla. Being open source, it is very customizable. We pull data out of it to generate some pretty good statistics and reports. --dim \_ The problem with Bugzilla is that you can either customize it or be able to upgrade easily; you can't have both, as far as I can tell. As to reports, in my experience you have to write a bunch of code to get customizable reports out of it. That's not something we can point our sales people at to get what they need. -gm \_ Bug tracking? We don't make bugs. \_ We just switched from Bugzilla to Jira. It is nice. -ausman \_ We use Devtrack. It's pretty good at reports and summaries, so I see why our PM loves it. But speaking as a developer, it sucks. It is based on the idea of the admin setting up a very strict work flow and you must fill out all the required form fields and forward it to the next owner before they can then fill out their fields and yadda yadda. I can see that for a PM with undisciplined developers and QA staff, this rigidity is quite nice. But if you just want to enter a quick issue like "Was not checking for a null pointer in FooClass.barFunc(). Fixed." Devtrack makes it a major pain in the ass. |
2006/2/17-19 [Consumer/Audio] UID:41913 Activity:nil |
2/17 This guy and I are on different subnets in the company. How do I make iPod share music with him? Thanks. \_ It's called a router. |
2006/2/17-19 [Uncategorized] UID:41914 Activity:nil |
2/17 You gotta love it. "Shooting Victim Apologizes To Vice President" http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/007707.php Truly we live in strange times. |
2006/2/17-19 [Politics/Domestic/SocialSecurity, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:41915 Activity:low |
2/17 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4726300.stm Retirement at 85 and 50-year mortgage may be common by 2050. \_ In Japan it takes three generations to pay off a mortgage. \_ And in America, it takes one generation to pay off three mortgages. Just look at Bill gates, the Waltons, the Enron executives, and the Bush Dynasty. \_ And Soros and the Kennedy family and the Heinz family and the.... What do billionaires have to do with anything? \_ Yes, if pigs had wings, they may fly. |
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