12/28   time to short GOOG?
        \_ ObIShortedYerMomLastNight
           \_ Don't feel bad. It happens to everyone.
           \_ yermom is an uncovered naked short.

12/27   Sith Apprentice:
        http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/sith_apprentice
        [ Sorry if this is old news ]

12/28   0 day windows exploit in the wild
        http://isc.sans.org
        \_ What's the innovaguest(?) site at the end of the movie?  Is it
           trying to phish or transfer funds or what?
        \_ What the hell does the "0 day" part mean?
           \_ seems to be the site where you can pay for winhound, if
              you're clueless enough.  it's like (secretly) poisoning a
              guy, and then saying "oh look I happen to have an antidote
              you can buy for $xxx."  probably some russian hackers or so

12/28   a little bit of history for csua folk:
        Stronghold sales ended some years ago and the product's last
        support date is December 31, 2005.
        \_ more info:
           http://www.redhat.com/en_us/USA/home/solutions/stronghold
        \_ So what ever happened to sameer?
           \_ sameer retired to the world of gang bang and hot chicks.
              I kid you not.                    -someone who knew him
              \_ "...band and..."?  You don't mean "...banging..."?

12/28   'The 2006 Civic offers front seats that are three-quarters of an
        inch wider than those in the 2005 model. Purpose: "To meet the
        growing needs of our customers," spokesman Sage Marie says.'
        http://tinyurl.com/8gq2f
        \_ To meet the needs of our customers' growing asses would be more
           accurate.
           \_ Heh, I think you completely missed the tongue-in-cheek humor of
              her comment.

12/28   Group sex club patrons swinging free. Swinger clubs and gang bang
        condoned in Canada. Man, I gotta move to Canada!
                                -desperate pimple virgin sodan
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051227/od_nm/sex_dc
        \_ http://erosguide.com
        \_ Maybe you can get some fat sysadmin fuck on the motd to pay your
           moving expenses.
        \_ Um...there are hundreds of these clubs down here in the States.
           And they're legal, too.

12/28   http://www.fuckedgoogle.com
        Google is fucked. By summer of next year Google's stock price will
        be less than 20% of what it is today. I hope these arrogant Googlers
        learn a lesson.         -bitter guy who didn't get a job at Google
        \_ interestingly, the occurrences of http://fuckedcompany.com on motd
           has been decreasing a lot since 2001.
           \_ Because fc has sucked since around 2001?
        \_ Huh?  Why, exactly, are you bitter?  -happy guy who doesn't give a
           shit about the company, but loves the search engine.
           \_ He's just trolling.  Move on, nothing to see here...
           \_ A lot of people didn't get jobs at google.  A lot of people are
              very very happy.  I still don't understand why anyone would want
              to work at a place that wants to take over your every waking
              moment.  Sure, pre-IPO it meant a good chance at millions for
              some people in exchange for a few years of your life.  But now?
              Why would anyone want to go there post-IPO?
             \_ Free Food! -oj
                \_ Don't forget free whore Sundays!
                   \_ and you get even more whores if you're over 6' tall
                      AND you're of Dutch descent.
        \_ I've been down on it for a year now and morons keep propping
           it up. Beware when betting against morons. This is true in
           poker also.
           \_ Is that why I keep winning in poker?
              \_ me too.  I've been the big winner the last 4 poker nights
                 we've had, and I wasn't even concentrating, cause there
                 were some hot babes there.
                 \_ Which one of you guys is the one playing with your friends
                    who don't even know the rules? Anyway, people who play
                    poorly tend to stay in too long and sometimes make
                    'bad' hands like inside straights. Overall, it's losing
                    poker but on a given night it kills when some moron
                    starts with a 4 and 8 and makes a straight of it. You
                    usually don't assume the other player is a moron and
                    that "eliminates" a lot of possible hands: "Well, he
                    can't possibly have a straight."

12/28   Oh, that wacky P.J. O'Rourke wrote some wacky stuff in the '70s!
        http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/foreigners/foreigners.html
        \_ On the plus side, he was pretty much offensive to everyone. On the
           minus side, well, hell, he wrote it.