12/25   Merry Christmas, y'all!

12/24   Surprise, surprise.  The Dartmouth student Homeland security agent
        visit story is a complete hoax.
        http://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/12-05/12-24-05/a01lo719.htm
        \_ Man, and we were having so much fun screaming "secret police".
           Thanks for ruining Christmas.
        \_ Karl Rove is an evil genius!  This "22 year old kid" was clearly a
           KR plant set in place as part of a nefarious plot between him, the
           MBDSA, the greys, Elvis, *and* Bigfoot all in cahoots to convince
           the American public that uhm, something evil!  But we on the motd
           have seen through this thinly veiled plot to destroy our freedoms
           and will not stand for it!  We shall let the world know that KR and
           the greys are still out there working with Halliburton to take over
           the world, one no-bid contract at a time!  Thank you motd, for
           bringing this story to the light of truth!
           \_ MBDSA?
              \_ Damn it!  Now they're going to have to kill you.  Dummy.
                 Those who know, don't tell.  Those who tell, don't know!
              \_ Moscow Bilingual Deaf School Association?

12/25   <DEAD>linux.csua.berkeley.edu<DEAD> (Debian Server) appears to be down.
        -jrleek

12/25   Jesus now lives in Manhattan:
        http://tinyurl.com/7nxwv (news.yahoo.com)
        \- I think I have encountered (and yelled at) the CA doofus who
           tried to become III ... although this fellow appeared to have
           successfully changed his name. Maybe it was a different III.