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2005/3/4-5 [Reference/Military] UID:36519 Activity:kinda low |
3/3 Proof that ilyas has a sense of humor (or humour as he put it): http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~ilyas/humour/swift_sword_of_death \_ The sword cost is inaccurate. There is also the wage to the sword wielder to consider. And I doubt one swordsman would be adequate. \_ not to mention the mess cleanup afterward. \_ Just get a bunch of sausage makers and sell the removal and cleanup right to the highest bidder. The money from the sausage makers should cover whatever cost you might incur. \_ I prefer the Springer show thing he's got there, though it's a bit dated. The Dworkin stuff is so very 1993. My spouse is just about the only self-proclaimed feminist who hasn't moved on yet. \_ The entry about dictators is also incorrect; Repubs enjoy moving their former allies just as much as Dems do. \_ replies above prove that pps take everything too seriously and have no sense of humour. Jesus Christ lighten up! \_ Dude, we're cs geeks; we'll argue semantics and degrees of precision all damn night without any real purpose or goal. It's got very little to do with taking things seriously. So, seriously, lighten up! \_ how dare you instruct our benevolent martyr to lighten up! he died on the cross at the hands of man for YOUR SINS! |
2005/3/4-6 [Computer/SW/Languages/Perl] UID:36520 Activity:high |
3/4 Rave: Chapter Two of Damian Conway's Object Oriented Perl is hands down the clearest exposition I've ever read of perl modules, namespaces, references, as well as local vs. my. I wish I'd read it sooner. Well worth the just over $20 to get it as a PDF, and I will probably drop the $40 or $50 needed for the dead trees edition. Two pages later, it also features the clearest exposition of closures I've ever read, and I'd highly recommend it to anyone taking 61A in order to help get your head wrapped around the magic that is lambda. -dans \_ sometimes you can find editions cheap on amazon used books. \_ Can I give you $10 and you mail me a copy of the pdf? -poor student \_ 26$ for a "like new" used hardcopy from amazon. \_ You can easily get a copy off of emule for free. \_ Are you really so poor that you can afford $10 but not $20? That's two, maybe three trips to La Burrita. Also, seeing as I like Conway's work, I'd like to see him get paid and perhaps write more at a later date. Why don't I arrange to donate a copy to the CSUA library? -dans \_ What I find depressing is how many people seriously don't see a problem with paying money for IP they like, and stealing IP they don't like. As if their subjectivity is any yardstick to measure people's rights by. Or, if you like, as if stupid people didn't have the same rights as everyone else. -- ilyas \_ Fair enough. Do you pay for your copy of Windows and every single warez you've had in your life? \_ Yes, my copy of windows is paid for. I do not 'own' any warez, and never have. Why must you assume everyone is as much of a scumbag as you? -- ilyas \_ I don't know aobut ilyas, but the one copy of Windows I've ever used was legit (paid for by my company). I also paid for all the software I currently use on my Macs. Most of my other systems run either Linux or BSD, and I don't have any commercial software on those systems. At one point in my life (10+ yrs ago) I did have some commercial software (mostly games, though I don't think I ever had a license of MacDraw) on my MacSE, think I ever had a license for MacDraw) on my MacSE, but back then when you bought a computer you just assumed that the stuff on the old hd was yours. \_ Not only would this be illegal, it is also just plain wrong. As a published author, nothing bugs me more than people who feel that they somehow have a right to STEAL your work w/o compensating you for it. If everyone was like you and refused to pay for books, the incentive to write (what little there already is - a tech author may get ~ $2 per copy sold) will completely disappear. Who wants to waste their nights and weekends (most of us need real jobs b/c writing tech books doesn't come close to paying the bils) if there would be no benefit beyond some minor recognition on one's resume? If the book helps you out, PAY FOR IT. </rant> \_ I buy most of my technical books used. This is legal, however the author still doesn't get any money. What do you think of that? If authors asked used buyers to send them a couple bucks, I'd do it, but I've never heard of such a system. \_ I buy most of my technical books used. This is legal, however the author still doesn't get any money. What do you think of that? If authors asked used buyers to send them a couple bucks, I'd do it, but I've never heard of such a system. \_ I have no problem w/ used books. The original purchaser has already compensated the author. Once they bought the physical book (or electronic copy), they can sell it or give it away to someone else assuming that they do not retain a copy for their own use. \_ Just for shits and grins, why don't you try putting a message in the next edition of your book that says "If you really love this book and find it useful send me a dollar" and see what happens. |
2005/3/4-5 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Korea] UID:36521 Activity:moderate |
3/4 North Korean diplomat talks about what NK things of the US. There are some great quotes here. BTW everything is Bush's fault. http://csua.org/u/b9d \_ Listen. Bush is a great president because he stands by his belief. Bush ousted Saddam who was personally financing Palestinian suicide bombers and was making ties to Al Qaeda. I don't care much about world and overal liberal perception of the US. The right thing to do is sometimes unpopular. Now go ahead and mock me with immature liberal insults. \_ This has got to be a liberal trolling, but on the off chance that it isn't: the "BTW everything is Bush's fault," is a joke on the contents of the article. Read it and come back. Sheesh. -op \_ Sorry. I didn't read it at first because I thought it was another liberal drivel. Thanks for sharing the article. \_ First rule of motd: Do not respond to link descriptions with out reading the link. \_ Story quotes: He believes that Americans have the wrongheaded notion that North Koreas are unhappy with the system of government under Kim Jong Il. "We Asians are traditional people," he said. "We prefer to have a benevolent father leader." ... The North Korean criticized some Japanese politicians' efforts to link the nuclear talks to the question of Japanese citizens kidnapped by North Korea in the 1970s and 1980s. "This was something done by a few overly enthusiastic people long ago," he said. "We tried to make amends. [Okay, between his being an idiot, or trying to sell us, I'm going to say the latter.] \_ Is it that hard to just let the kidnapped go home if they are really trying to make amends? \_ The big deal was that N. Korea sent over a body, said it was so-and-so who was kidnapped and their papers. Then testing of the body showed it was someone else, and review of documentation showed it was forged. Japanese officials said "What the fuck?!?" And N. Koreans said, "Did you say something?" and has been pretending not to hear. This is why most of Japan is currently super-pissed. \_ Lying commies. \_ I like this one: The declaration [of nuclear weapons possesion], which jarred U.S. officials, was not intended as a threat, he said, but merely a way to advance negotiations..."We were hoping for change from the U.S. administration. We expected some clear-cut positive change." Riiiighhht. \_ Highlights: "There is a question of what is a political prisoner. Maybe these people are not political prisoners but social agitators." "We should have food, shelter, security rather than chaos and vandalism." Yeah, food would be nice. When were they planning to provide that? Typical schizophrenic North Korean-speak. \_ I'm still trying to figure out the difference between a political crime and social agitation. |
2005/3/4-5 [Recreation/Shopping] UID:36522 Activity:moderate |
3/4 Where is a good place to get an all-purpose shoe? When I say all purpose, I mean something perfectly comfortable to walk 5 miles in and perfectly presentable to go to a club in, something that looks good with shorts, jeans, or khakis. \_ You can get this at any non-sport shoe store (outlets are fine). I got mine at the cheap shoe store on Shattuck by BART. \_ a shoe store. \_ OK, but some shoe stores are better than others, or have difference specialties. \_ Payless. Get $20 shoes, buy another pair in 4-6 months. \_ Macy's. |
2005/3/4-5 [Uncategorized] UID:36523 Activity:nil |
3/4 What kind of devices (cheap?) can I use to measure the radiation level from stone things like granite counter tops, etc? \_ Geiger Counter |
2005/3/4-5 [Politics/Domestic/California, Politics/Domestic/California/Arnold] UID:36524 Activity:high |
3/4 FYI for any other PEs here, as of July 1st, should the Gubernator get his way, the Professional Board is being folded into a single "Dept of Commercial Licensing". The implication is that, after 7/1, any complaints against your license will be processed by the same people who process complaints against hairdressers rather than a council of engineers. Google California AB 1024. -- ulysses \_ As much as I dislike Ah-nold, I'm inclined to agree with him on the consolidation of the state governing boards. A lot of these board positions are just sinecures for retired politicians. \_ The BPELS has 13 seats and one Executive Officer. 6 of those seats and the executive officer are PEs with the remaining 7 being "public". You decide. "public". You decide. For comparison the CA Bar Ass'n Board is 6 "public" out of a 23 member board. Hey, you don't care about who licenses the person who designed your roads, bridges, waterways, BART tracks, etc etc vs who licensed you real estate agent or your stylist, well, that's the will of the public at work, I guess. \_ Indeed. Crap like this is EXACTLY why bureaucracies end up sucking. "Ooh, we can save money!" while the world falls apart around you. \_ What's a PA seat vs a public seat? \_ PE = Professional Engineer. \_ I know a woman who put herself through Berkeley EECS as a hairdresser who may very well be reading this. Why don't you belittle someone else? \_ As someone who frequents the more expensive stylists and bemoans the lack of decent cuts this side of the Bay Bridge, I probably have more respect for stylists than you do (probably). Still, my guy Christopher out in South Beach is not likely to create something within his profession that could destroy property or lives...or to get into a more real scenario in my case, make toilets run backwards -- ulysses |
2005/3/4-5 [Health/Disease/General, Health/Women] UID:36525 Activity:moderate |
3/4 Ok you people who actually see doctors: what is the normal course of action if you had stomach/abdominal pain all night? Emergency room, or try to make some kind of appointment? --ouch \_ How bad and where? Look down at your abdomen. If it hurts in the lower right like you're being stabbed, go to the Emergency Room. ASAP _/ \_ especially if you press your finger there, and when you remove your finger it hurts - that's your appendix rupturing the other side is your stomach, no big whoop \_ I guess it's not like that. it just aches and hurts if I push below my navel. i also feel a little feverish. well I'll try calling them. \_ That just sounds like pre-diarrhea to me. \_ abdominal cramps! \_ Go to critical care clinic, i fyou have one available. \_ Go to critical care clinic, if you have one available. Otherwise call your doctor and make an appointment. Do not go to the ER if you can avoid it. With your relatively minor complaint, you will sit there all day. If you are running a serious fever (over 102) then go If you are running a serious fever (over 101) then go to the ER. They will see you immediately. \_ I hope to God you're not still sitting around reading this. If you're feverish and have ab pain, go to the Emergency Room. If you're lucky, it's just food poisoning; if you're somewhat lucky, it's an infection that can be treated. If you're out of luck, goodbye appendix. \_ Don't overreact. Here is the diagnosis tree for abdominal pain: http://familydoctor.org/x2593.xml \_ nah I did end up calling my clinic and ended up spending all day in there. they couldn't rule out appendicitis. but now I'm home and it only hurts a little so it's probably not. \_ The hospital usually has a number for questions, something like the duty nurse. You can talk to this person and they can usually give you good advice on whether to go to the emergency room, or visit your doctor. Plus, they would know if there is a doctor available at their clinic that has open appointments. \_ If you dont' think your life is in danger I would probably go to an urgent care center. \_ M-x Doctor |
2005/3/4 [Uncategorized] UID:36526 Activity:nil 60%like:36495 |
3/3 [anonymous comment to anonymous person deleted] -emarkp |
2005/3/4-5 [Health] UID:36527 Activity:kinda low |
3/4 Can we institute a new general rule: If you have to ask motd whether you should talk to a doctor, talk to a damn doctor. \_ M-x doctor \_ No, I'd rather rely on our motd's diverse resources, I like the common sense approach here, motd posters are very knowledgable. \_ Smoking is good for you! Rat poison == health food! |
2005/3/4-5 [Health/Eyes] UID:36528 Activity:high |
3/4 Is Visine Red Out a bad thing? My optometrist said I shouldn't use it because bloody vessels supply oxygen to my eyes and that if I use it too much my eyes will "suffocate", whatever that means. Is it really true that it's bad for your eyes, and if so, isn't Visine a dangerous product to sell? \_ If it gets the red out, then it must cause the blood vessels to contract, even the normal ones, restricting blood supply. Moderate use is probably fine, but like most medicines, overuse is dangerous. Listen to your optometrist, he's making sense. \_ what a brilliant idea, take the MOTD's advice on eye health over that of your optometrist. Also, you should go back to him and ask him how to configure iptables. -tom \_ Too bad all the people that know how to run the country are busy being sysadmins for ucb, eh tom? -- ilyas \_ I'm not a sysadmin. And last I checked, Dubya wasn't asking me how to run the country. -tom \_ That's true. In fact, nobody is asking you. This doesn't seem to stop your proclamations however. -- ilyas \_ Do you have a point? I think it would also be stupid for Dubya to ask the MOTD how to run the country. (Though perhaps it would work out better than the people he's currently asking). -tom \_ Let's take a little vote, shall we? Suppose you HAD to vote for Tom, Ilyas, or Bush, and had no other alternative, who would you vote for? Bush: .. Tom: .. \_ FUCK YOU TOM, FUCK YOURSELF AND FUCK YOUR MAMA and BTW you can't vote for yourself DUMB FUCK Ilyas: . \_ which one gets the Red out? Pro-Visine? \_ Try reading "The Wisdom of Crowds." Oh hell, it's Tom, don't even bother... \_ WAIT A MINUTE is this thread about Visine or is it really about tom and ilyas? \_ WARNINGS: As the possibility of adverse effects on the corneal permeability and the danger of disruption of the corneal epithelium with prolonged or repeated usage of benzalkonium chloride preserved ophthalmological preparation cannot be excluded, regular ophthalmological examination is required. Caution should be exercised in the use of benzalkonium chloride preserved topical medication over an extended period in patients with extensive ocular surface disease. \_ Why not ask an opthamologist instead of an optometrist? |
2005/3/4 [Uncategorized] UID:36529 Activity:nil |
3/4 I thought soda was going down soon? \_ Just like yermom. |
2005/3/4-5 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:36530 Activity:kinda low |
3/4 http://csua.org/u/b9i "Well," the insurgence says to the hostages, "Are you really sure you want us to release you?" \_ That's Ironic. I bet there was poor communication between the convoy and the US troops. So some soldier sees a car rolling up fast with a bunch of guys with guns in it and... \_ Yes, because people in cars with guns in Iraq is such a odd sight. \_ Oh, tell us of all your adventures in Iraq! \_ US Soldier: It's coming right for us! |
2005/3/4-5 [Transportation/Airplane] UID:36531 Activity:moderate |
3/4 A fully loaded 747 flies with only 3 engines: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/03/04/ba.jet.ap Now I wonder if it can fly with just 2 engines. \_ This is news? This is the reason there are multiple engines. God you people are stupid. Do you have any idea what "tolerances" and "redundancy" are? \_ The fact that it can fly with three engines is not news. What's news is that the pilot decided to continue its flight to an airport 11 hours away instead of landing at a closer airport. Redundancy in this case should be used to ensure safety, not profit. Redundancy of this magnitude being utilized means that there is little additional redundancy available for safety. \_ You know not of what you speak. ask a pilot. If the FAA gave them the okay, I trust them more than you. Ever seen an engine failure on a trans-atlantic. Go tell _that_ pilot he should land. \_ '"We are concerned," said Laura Brown, an FAA spokeswoman.' \_ I won't tell your trans-atlantic pilot he should land, but I'll tell him he should land at the closest usable airport. \_ Maybe they saved a lot of fuel with only 3 engines *shrug* \_ In other news, SJ 757 flies on one engine: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/baycitynews/archive/2005/03/05/plane05.DTL http://tinyurl.com/54pct (sfgate.com) \_ Bah, try zero (0) engines: http://www.silhouet.com/motorsport/tracks/gimli.html \_ Thanks for sharing this, it's a really interesting article \_ Wow, somebody on the motd is appreciative. You're welcome! \_ except for a few pathetic old farts who like to make disparaging and caustic remarks (you know, t*m and ily*s) most of us are actually pretty nice and appreciative. \_ My guess is that it can cruise and land easily with two engines if there is a working one on each side, but it needs four to take off if it's fully loaded. \_ Your guess is wrong. Almost stupid. \_ Okay, so what is right, then? And what's your reasoning? \_ You don't have 4 engines on a jet because you need the power. You have them because you are carrying people, and mechanical parts can fail. \_ Are you saying that a fully-loaded 747 doesn't need to be at full-throttle when taking off? And why most of the jetliners don't have four engines? Mechanical parts on twin-engine jetliners don't fail? \_ It doesn't need all 4 to take off, but if one failed that early in the flight, they would more than likely abort. And with your addition there, I'm convinced you're just stupid. Yes, twin-engine jets have failures. that's why they have 2 engines. Again, if it failed on takeoff they would try to land as soon and safely as possible. \_ I think I get what you're saying. You're saying that 747s need only three engines while twin- engine jetliners only need one engine, right? \_ I'm not one of the posters above but that sounds about right. \_ I didn't know that a jetliner can safely fly with one working engine on one side and no working ones on the other side. \_ what engineer wouldn't put a safety margin on a plane where if one engine goes down, the whole plane goes down? \_ Engineers that designed single-engine planes. :-) \_ Just to make sure we all understand this correctly, the plane LANDED with three engines, then TOOK OFF again with three engines with a full load of passengers, because the captain thought it was ok? \_ Just to make sure we all understand this correctly, the plane also TOOK OFF with three engines with a full load of passengers, going from Singapore to London, because the captain thought it was ok? |
2005/3/4-5 [Reference/Religion] UID:36532 Activity:high |
3/4 LDS people: How would you respond to: "Are you saved?" - wants to learn more about Mormonism. \_ I guess it would depend on who's asking. If it was a baptist preacher I would say, "Y-uh-esssss! I'm suh-AVED!." Because, in the way they mean it, I am. If it was someone asking a deeper question, like, what exactly that means, I would probably explain. Really, that's a prety random question. -jrleek \_ To Evangelicals and other Christians, this is very important. How are people Saved? In Mormonism, how are people "saved"? \_ Mormons, in general, don't use the word "saved," although it does apply. One becomes saved when one repents, is baptized, and turns their life to God. They continue to be saved as long as they are faithful and try to keep the commandments. (That is, as long as they are making efforts to progress towards becoming more like Christ.) One can lose this status by turning away from God, either purposely or through inaction. (Although, it is usually not our place to judge who is saved and who isn't, that is between one and God.) One obtains "salvation" after death when they are judged. If they have kept their covenants then they obtain salvation. At least, that's how I understand the terms. emarkp might have more to say. -jrleek Addendum: Part of the reason there's a divergence in terms betwen most Christians and Mormons on this is because most Christian faiths think of becoming saved as an event. Mormons think of it as a process. Our purpose on earth is to become more like God, not just to get into heaven. Although that's a nice bonus. :) \_ If I thought my purpose in life was to be more like God, I would definitely pursue a career in math. \_ Heh, that's a good line. Thanks. -jrleek \_ I was only half joking. Do you know any mormon mathematicians? It seems logical enough to me. I've always been an athiest, but the only time I get to thinking a god might make sense is when I'm studying higher math. \_ Evangelicals would say that if you fully accept Christ you are saved. Sounds like Mormons say that that is not enough. Catholics say that fully accepting Christ is not enough either. \_ Yes, this and the trinity are the 2 two basic elements that make up most "Mormons aren't Christians" arguments. Although this particular one is a very old argument, usually summed up as "Faith vs. Works." Prodestants say Faith, Catholics say works, Mormons say both. -jrleek \_ Do you mean Protestant instead of Prodestant? \_ That's an oversimplistic way of looking at it. The more correct way is that Protestants say one is saved by Faith, and the proof of Faith is Good Works. So it's not an either/or proposition, the fact that you are saved means that you will do Good Works. I don't know about Catholics, but AFAIK the concept of being saved in Catholicism is much more ritualistic, i.e. one is saved by acknowledging the rites such as confession. \_ Those "rites" such as confession are the ones set up by Jesus Christ himself. So those who practice confessionare following what Jesus has set up: http://www.catholic.com/library/Confession.asp \_ Bull-Shit. There is (at best) only indirect evidence that Jesus Christ performed confession to anyone. The only thing that is semi-concrete is within the Pauline letters. The concept of confession within the Catholic church is purely a Romanesque invention. If confession as we know it was in fact part of JC's actions it sure isn't contained in the four gospels. It is definitely NOT up to the scale like baptism or holy communion. \_ If I ever start a religion, putting a hyphen in the middle of the word "bullshit" will be a sin. \_ After his resurrection, Jesus passed on his mission to forgive sins to his ministers, telling them, "As the Father has sent me, even so I send you. . . . Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive the sins of any, they are forgiven; if you retain the sins of any, they are retained" (John 20:21-22) \_ The word we LDS use for "rites" is ordinances. Baptism for instance. -emarkp \_ Catholics say both: Faith and Works. \_ To both of the above: Yeah, it was meant as an oversimplification. I didn't want to go into it. Sorry. -jrleek \_ Well, there's that whole "Book of Mormon" thing. I wonder how many Mormons used to be Protestant or Catholic. Do Mormons tend to know those doctrines? It seems not, because to most of the rest of us Mormonism is VERY VERY different. \_ Huh? A lot of Mormons used to be Protestant or Catholic, the membersip is growing much faster by conversion than by birth. As for the second sentence, are you accusing me of not knowing the doctrines, or most mormons? I was just making a generality about the class of "Mormons aren't Christians" arguments. These are peculiar because they have to concern fundemental differences between the religions, in areas that are agreed on my all other 'Christian' sects to create the desired division. -jrleek \_ This is an honest question. Converts can be coming from Islam or agnostics or whatever - not necessarily Catholics. Of the ones who were Catholic and who knew the doctrine (i.e. not Catholic in name only) why would they switch to Mormonism? I do not think most Mormons know the doctrines of other Christian Churches well, because if they did they would know the differences are not small (for better or for worse). \_ I admit that I cannot help you immediately on the Catholics turn Mormon problem, since I was never Catholic. Email me, and I can get back to you with someone who was later. (I know pleanty of converts from Catholicism) Just for the record, I never claimed the differences were small, so I'm really not sure what you're getting at. At this point, please just email me. -jrleek \_ To quote "Oedipus the King": "Don't think for a moment that you can call anybody happy until you know for sure exactly what is going to happen to him right up till the end--that is, until he goes down into the grave without having tasted misery." I think most LDS would say, "well, not yet". We tend to think of salvation as the end product. Even after accepting Christ as Savior, it is possible to "fall from grace". Some evangelicals believe "once saved, always saved", which doesn't make sense to me. -emarkp |
2005/3/4-10 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:36533 Activity:nil |
3/4 Soda could be coming down on short notice in the next few days. It could be advisable to back up your data. --dlong \_ Other CSUA machines might be going down, too; the office machines are probably not where you want to put your backup. \_ Users are now not able to log into office machines. Screwdriver had to be taken down suddenly. Our apologies for any inconvenience this has caused. --dlong |
2005/3/4-5 [Computer/HW/Laptop] UID:36534 Activity:kinda low |
3/4 Anyone know a good place to buy a new Thinkpad for below MSRP? I'm an alumnus so I can't use TSW. \_ just buy it from http://newegg.com. \_ I like them but they're all MSRP there. |
2005/3/4-5 [Reference/Religion] UID:36535 Activity:high |
3/4 Dear fellow Christians, why even bother talking to these anonymous cowards, gays, lesbians, liberals, hippies, and pagans who obviously will not change their minds about Christianity? \_ Dear fucktard, why does anyone talk to anyone they disagree with ever? I'm not likely to abandon my athiest ways any time soon, but I sure apreciate hearing what some of the religious people here have to say, and so do a lot of other people. Hearing other people's points of view is *interesting*. \_ Have you ever been to temple square in Salt Lake City? You have to beat them off with a shovel. It's like phishing, you only need to find one stupid chump, so you blanket your message as widely as possible. -tom \_ The above content cannot possibly be written by a Christian because it's written on a Friday night when they go to church. \_ i do wonder about that. i mean if i honestly had faith that magic angels would live with me in paradise when i die, i would not give a shit about anything. would not give a shit when loved ones die, or anyone dies for that matter. whee they're with god! etc. i would not go on living the normal mundane life that i see all the religious folks do. \_ Don't be so sure: Edmund: No, you see, the thing about Heaven, is that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants... Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture -- those areas. |
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