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| 2004/12/16 [Uncategorized] UID:35315 Activity:nil |
12/15 A little fun from The Onion (unless you're in PETA)
http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4049&n=1 |
| 2004/12/16 [Computer/Rants, Reference/RealEstate] UID:35316 Activity:high |
12/15 some terraserver data in color now in urban areas
http://csua.org/u/ad4 - danh
\_ Jesus, I can see my sister's car.
\_ Peter, I can see your house from here.
\_ i can see his mom
\_ this is still cooler
http://keyhole.com
\_ this IS cooler, but it ain't free like TerraServer
\_ I can see my wife in the pool and ...... hey, who's that man!?
\_ This is awesome.
\_ alright this is awesome. Let's collect some interesting data
points, like Sather Tower, Statue of Liberty, Bill Gates' house,
etc etc. Can someone start the list? Thanks.
\_ http://csua.org/u/adi is slightly out of date - danh
\_ http://tinyurl.com/4nuzj Oracle, my former employer
Anyone know the address of B Gates and Larry Ellison?
I'd like to know where the rich Walmart people are as well.
\_ Ellison has a home in Pac Heights on the same block
as Sen Feinstein. I am pretty sure it is that last
block of Broadway just before the Presidio. Not
sure exactly which house though.
\_ http://tinyurl.com/5dy83 Soda Hall
\_ http://csua.org/u/ads http://csua.org/u/adr - danh
\_ http://tinyurl.com/3jyta Hearst Castle |
| 2004/12/16 [Uncategorized] UID:35317 Activity:nil 66%like:32602 |
12/15 A little gift to atom:
________________
/ \
/ / \ \ \
| |
/ /
| ___\ \| | / /
| / \
| | \
/ | _ |
| | \ |
| | _\ /| I am Corn Julio!!! I need TP for my
| __\ <_o)\o- bunghole!!!! Where we come from we
| | \ have no bungholes...Would you like
\ || \ to be my bunghole?
| |__ _ \ /
| | (*___) /
| | _ | /
| | //_______/
| / | UUUUU__
\| \_nnnnnn_\-\
| ____________/
| /
|_____/
\_ "Corn Julio"? |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Recreation/Media] UID:35318 Activity:high |
12/16 anyone have or know where we could find this mysterious
Star Wars Holiday Special?
http://worldofwonder.net/archives/basement_tapes.php
\_ Hit #1 on google for "star wars holiday special" leads to
http://tinyurl.com/4kbm5 via the "buy DVD" link. STFW. And here's
even a .torrent for you:
http://torrentreactor.net/view.php?id=35291 -John
\_ Wow, has anyone seen this? How was it? It sounds awesome.
\_ will somebody put a copy in /csua/tmp, please.
\_ Dude, how fucking lazy are you? I went to the trouble of
posting both a "buy DVD" and "download torrent" link for
you. This is copyrighted material, which doesn't belong
on a CSUA box. You figure it out. Muppet. -John
\_ I suspect the "buy DVD" is even worse than the torrent.
\_ You can download at: link:csua.org/u/9rg --danh
\_ W-ESG (Warning - Eyeball Scarring Graphic)
\_ uh i didn't make the above link. why pretend
to post as me ? - danh
\_ Why are you denying what is in the
MOTD archive?
http://csua.com/?entry=34525 |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:35319 Activity:moderate |
12/16 Life not going anywhere, haven't accomplished much, getting mildly
discouraged about things in general. Anyone have experience with
temporary insanity as an option? Considering spending a few years
sitting on an island yelling at trees or similar. How are the
benefits? Downsides? Is this a worthwhile career move?
\_ Why not become a logger and get paid for it? You'll learn exciting
new ways to use the English language to yell at trees, and make
enough money to support youreslf on top of it. Oh, yeah, and
read "Into the Wild" by Krakauer to give you an idea of what *not*
to do.
\_ Stop shrinking forests.
\_ Sounds like yet another reality show. Yawn.
\_ Try doing something. It helps.
\_ Try Paxil.
\_ Whatever madness you indulge, do it somewhere away from people, or
they will call the cops to 5150 you, and you will end up under
observation for 72 hours.
\_ I'm not the only one who is feeling this then. - !op |
| 2004/12/16 [Uncategorized] UID:35320 Activity:nil |
12/16 Bobby Fischer, found: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6722046 \_ Isn't this, like, months old? \_ His detention is months old, his residency offer from Iceland is not. \_ Then say that in the link description |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Computer/SW/Unix] UID:35321 Activity:kinda low |
12/16 When I downloading a directory with wget, it some generates multiple
and identical copy of index.html with names like index.html?C=N;O=D,
one for each real files in the directory. Which option should I
give wget to stop this stupidity? I read the man page already. tnx.
\_ if there's a certain type of file at that site you want,
use "-A"
wget -r -l 1 --no-parent -Amp3 http://www - danh
\_ But that still download the duplicate files but only remove
it later, right? Actually it fetches a duplicate of this
dynamically generated index.html for every real file in the
directory so it can be a real waste of bandwidth/time.
\_ But that still downloads the duplicate files but only remove
it later, right? Actually it fetches a duplicate of these
Apache generated index.html for every real file in the
directory so it can be a real waste of bandwidth/time. How
do I tell wget that they are the duplicates? |
| 2004/12/16 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:35322 Activity:high |
12/16 GW Bush shutting down GPS http://tinyurl.com/6dtb3 \_ You fucking liar. \_ Do you mean liar as in "There Are WMD in Iraq, I Guarantee It!" kind of liar or "No Honey, I never think about your sister when we are having sex" kind of liar? \_ Look at the headline in the link and then at what the OP posted. \_ So more like a Bush, totally exaggerating but from a germ of truth. \_ Wow. What a completely misleading title. \_ Assume for a second that you don't trust GWB's big brother tactics. That they wantonly label anyone they don't like a terrorist sez, yes, he could shut down GPS for any stupid reason he chooses to. Welcome to the future of the past. \_ Welcome to the sanitorium. Would you like coco-puffs with your anti-psychosis medicine today? \_ Kind of depends on whether he intends to jam Galileo signals outside of the US when someone decides it's terror alert time again. If not, who cares. -John |
| 2004/12/16 [Consumer/TV] UID:35323 Activity:low |
12/16 TiVo giving away free DVR's to Bay Area comcast subscribers tomorrow.
Just need to haul yourself and a new toy or clothing donation down
to their offices off of 237. See http://www.tivo.com/ilovetivo.asp
\_ so these are useless without paying monthly subscription fees right?
\_ I wonder if you'll have to sign up for the Tivo service right
then and there. It'd be nice to have a box to hack on. |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:35324 Activity:very high |
11/16 How can "not feeling sexy" be a reason for a woman not to have
sex? Doesn't the fact that someone wants to have sex with her
make her, by definition, sexy to that person?
\_ Welcome to the world of women. They're wired differently. I
start believing that they are somehow related, species-wise, to
managers, who are also strangely circuited. Women don't seem to
want/like sex at all (except for yermom.) Valid excuses for not
having sex with you, beside the obvious (fat bastard, smell bad,
and the same goes for you) include time of month, feeling
unattractive for whatever reason, lights on, lights off, it's
Tuesday, that thing you said when talking to Bob & Vicky three
years back, it was in January, yes you know the one, solar flares,
and the general state of the world. This is a species that may
have a PhD in astrophysics and her own company, but still gets off
reading trashy gossip mags at the gym. Get used to it, you can't
win. As a guy, you are immediately placed in the category of
people whose thought processes do not extend beyond "whoa, a pulse,
maybe she'll sleep with me." They don't give us more credit than
that. Best thing to do is just accept it, or ignore them. -John
\_ Most women enjoy sex. You must be a crappy lover.
\_ Beyond any doubt. They're still bizarre. -John
\_ I dispute this. Most women enjoy sex at some point, but
not most of the time. I think that as a relationship
matures they don't enjoy sex like they did in the
beginning. This is true of men, too, but men like sex
so much that they still want to have it. Women would
rather paint their nails, read a magazine, or impale
themselves on sharp hooks.
\_ Too true. Sex gets boring after a while. Then
the relationship gets boring. Then it goes down
the shitter and you start looking elsewhere.
I guess the point is is to find someone you can
delude yourself to be interested in enough for
a long enough period of time that you just don't
give a crap about it anymore and just live with it.
Sometimes a relationship is kind of like having a
roommate that you fuck on occassion. That's just
life, people get used to each other after a while.
\_ I'm sorry you are such a bad lay.
\_ Said the soda virgin.
\_ I'm sure you've been in lots of long-term
relationships. If you have you would know. If
you're a playboy then of course you think women
enjoy sex, because you're not around long enough
for it to matter. I could go find lots of single
women to fuck, but that doesn't change the fact
that women overall just aren't that into sex beyond
the courting stage.
\_ there's a huge difference between 'not being into
sex' and 'not being AS into sex'. I've met, known,
and been friends with many women that have very
aggressive libidos. Most I've spoken to at length
express great enjoyment of sex...when their lover
has at least a modicum of skill. Sadly, this isn't
a skill that guys typically seem willing to learn, or
are just too prideful or embarrassed to admit they're
lacking. women don't generally hit the big O easily,
and many rarely can get there with just wham-bam
penetrative vaginal intercourse. put the pride aside
and you'll be a much better lover in the long run.
\_ Of course there are nymphomaniacs that can't
get enough sex. I have met some of these.
However, most women just aren't into sex
beyond procreation after the novelty wears
off. I'm not looking for extremes, but
commenting on the average.
\_ Nah man, I mean, I've never actually HAD
sex, but I've got all these videos that
show that women all love lots of sex, and
always reach the big O! It must be you.
\_ I'm not talking about nymphomaniacs or
extremes. As for 'most women not being into
sex etc' -- I'm not convinced it's a problem
with women in general (or an issue that can
be attributed to them). Do you really equate
'aggressive' with 'nymphomaniac'?
\_ I have been in three long-term (> 18 month)
relationships, and in all three cases the
woman was more interested in sex by the end
than she was at the beginning.
\_ Wow. 18 whole months. I find this
anecdote hard to believe, frankly, but
perhaps you attract women who can only
get off with people they know well.
"Hypoactive sexual desire disorder involves
little or no interest in any type of sexual
activity. As many as 50% of patients who
come to sexuality clinics for help complain
of hypoactive sexual desire, and most of
these are female. Approximately 22% of
women and 5% of men suffer from this
disorder. Prevalence of female arousal
disorders is hard to estimate as many women
do not consider absence of arousal to be a
problem. [Editor's note: That is, they see
it as normal.]
\_ What's your source? (I'm assuming that
your numbers are based in some sort of
clinical study and not wishful thinking).
\_ 22% is one in five. Meet more women.
\_ Seriously. The poor guy clearly has
has some bitter and painful
experiences with women -- sadly he
seems really insistent on blaming his
inadequacies on women.
\_ 22% are so sick as to not be
interested in sex AT ALL. That
does not mean the other 78% are
out there fucking like rabbits.
Meanwhile, only 5% of men have
this problem. Almost all men like
sex, while lots of women do not.
It doesn't take a PhD to figure that
out. I have had women tell me
that they do not care if they
ever have sex again (I was a
friend and not their partner).
You think a man says that?!
\_Isn't masterbation better than
having sex with an unattractive
partner, or does motivation and
having the lights off make up
for it? (I am the poster below!)
\_ Not feeling sexy may be a euphemism for a variety of things.
\_ Your argument is based on the assumption that women are logical.
\_ or that men are.
\_ Try to ease off the pressure, turn up the romance, and just take it
easy. It may take time, but the rewards are worth it.
\_How many of you are dating somebody unattractive but you figure
when the lights are off, it's not that hard to forget, unless
they smell or are really heavy and it is better than masterbation?
This is a serious question. I can't understand how so many really
unattractive people are in relationships. I would throw up before
having sex with a lot of these people. Thanx in advance for
feedback!
\_ I guess the 'sad' answer is you get use to them after a while,
and then you might actually develop feelings for them, and
after which appearance is probably less important. Think
about it this way, do you ever cared how your mom/dad looked?
But you might care a lot of something were to happen to them.
Same thing, they may not be the best eye candy, but once
you become attached to them and have real feelings, those
things are less important...
\_Unattractive people can be good friends. I just dont think
about them in "that way." The feelings can come over time
but initially aren't you disgusted when you kiss them or
see them naked? Or is everything different with the lights
off? Thanx!
\_ What I noticed is that sometimes after getting to know girls
whom I find very attractive at first, their personality
starts showing through and affects my perception of
their physical beauty , and I would start thinking,
"huh? how come I find this girl attractive back then?"
And w00t! My beautiful, kind, and hardworking dream
girl was really sweet to me today! I am in heaven!
\_ She said "Hi!", huh? |
| 2004/12/16 [Science/GlobalWarming] UID:35325 Activity:very high |
12/16 I guess Bush might not be destroying the environment after al.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-12-14-particle-pollution_x.htm
\_ more like he hasn't gotten arount to implementing his retarded
pollution credits scheme. i dislike stacked cost benefit
analysis on pollution. the study is for 1999-2003, so ok
i'll give bush credit for 2 years. - danh
\_ NO! BUSH IS THE ANTI-CHRIST! HE'S CORRUPTING MY BODILY FLUIDS!
ARGHHALAARAGHH!
\_ Also interesting, death due to traditional fossil fuel powerplants:
~30,000 per annum.
Death due to nuclear powerplants:
currently 0. Projected to be about 400 per annum if there was an
actual meltdown of the type experienced in Russia.
\_ NO! NUCLEAR POWER IS EEVIVIL! ARGHHALAARAGHH!
\_ Everyone likes nuclear power, they just disagree on how far
away it should be.
\_ No. Everyone agrees it should be near someone else. |
| 2004/12/16 [Uncategorized] UID:35326 Activity:nil |
12/16 Remember those missing WMD? They have been found!
http://csua.org/u/ae0 (CalTech) |
| 2004/12/16 [Reference/RealEstate] UID:35327 Activity:moderate |
12/16 Another report showed housing starts unexpectedly plummeted 13.1
percent last month, the biggest dive since a 17 percent tumble in
January 1994, as groundbreaking activity fell sharply across the nation.
Housing starts slid to an annual rate of 1.771 million units in
November from an upwardly revised 2.039 million clip a month earlier,
the Commerce Department said.
Economists had expected starts to ease only slightly and some saw
the report as a sign of brewing trouble for the long high-flying
U.S. housing sector.
"The housing market is finally beginning to cool off. This is the
beginning of the end," said David Wyss, chief economist for
Standard & Poor's. "The housing number is scary." (Additional
reporting by Alister Bull in Washington and Pedro Nicolaci da
Costa in New York)
\_ Why do you hate America?
\_ Am I naive to think that this is just the price rising enough to
get closer to the point that supply and demand actually meet?
\_ Yes, because housing has always tracked inflation. When housing
tracks 10X inflation you know you're in a bubble.
\_ hey it's Missed Buying A Home Sour Grapes Guy! |
| 2004/12/16 [Recreation/Food] UID:35328 Activity:moderate |
12/16 MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a
drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and
onion sauce and ate it over three days.
http://tinyurl.com/447fx
\_ Those damn Mexicans! Why do we let so many of them into
California?
\_ because of the new reality show next season about them.
\_ can you say HOLE-EEE MOLE (pronounced: mole-lay) |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Consumer/Camera, Recreation/Humor] UID:35329 Activity:high |
12/16 John, what are they saying? Can you please translate?
http://postarchives.entensity.net/110104/media.php?media=wakeup.wmv
\_ "A bazooka as alarm clock? Would you have understood this joke?
In the US, people are currently having a hearty laugh about such
practical jokes. What looks like a brutal assault commando is
a new humor show in the US--candid camera for the really hardcore."
Uh, I'm torn between (a) this is true and Fox has outdone itself
and (b) RTL (kraut equivalent of Fox) is taking random shit out
of concext again so we can all say "look, ha ha, ze silly
Americans!" I suspect the latter, it's quite common. For a
Dutch perspective, http://humor.nl/filmpjes/gunther -John
\_ THANK YOU. It's nice to see that motd is contributed
by people other than the typical Berkeleyean, Bush
hating self righteous hippies
\_ http://postarchives.entensity.net/100104/image.php?pic=greatjob.jpg
http://postarchives.entensity.net/010604/media.php?media=bounce.wmv
Gift for you John. Nice looking German girl. NOT WORK SAFE.
\_ What is that from? Some kind of public nudie contest?
\_ Good God. That woman must have no feeling in her chest. |
| 2004/12/16 [Computer/SW/OS/OsX] UID:35330 Activity:high |
12/16 Can someone tell me where jni.h (a java header file) usually
resides in OSX? This appears correct:
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/<Current/>Headers
\_On my system it's
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/Versions/1.3.1/Headers/jni.h
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/Versions/1.4.2/Headers/jni.h
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/Versions/A/Headers/jni.h
\_ Huh. That's exactly the same as mine, although Current
contains a symlink to the correct version. I thought my system
was wierd.
\_ Yeah, "Current" is a symlink to "A"
\_On my system it's
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/Versions/1.3.1/Headers/jni.h
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/Versions/1.4.2/Headers/jni.h
/System/Library/Frameworks/JavaVM.framework/Versions/A/Headers/jni.h
\_ Huh. That's exactly the same as mine, although Current
contains a symlink to the correct version. I thought my system
was wierd.
\_ Yeah, "Current" is a symlink to "A" |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Computer/SW/Security, Computer/SW/Virus] UID:35331 Activity:moderate |
12/16 Odd sort of viral marketing (as in computer virus viral)-- the site
invitation.sms.ac will send you an email from your friend asking you to
sign up for free text messaging (sms) service on their site; they then
comb your address book and auto send an invitation to all your friends.
The most insidious feature of this is that the invitation uses passably
decent grammar and spelling. May God have mercy on us all.
\_ How did a website comb your personal address book? Did you
actually install something from a untrusted and unknown site?
\_ Lots of people are security-unaware enough to do it, especially
if a friend 'invites' them to do it.
\_ I don't know how it works; I got the invite from a friend
who subsequently mailed me saying it was a scam. The email
invite looked pretty legit though; I can't say anything about
the website since I didn't visit. |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Finance/Shopping] UID:35332 Activity:nil |
12/16 Cheaper than Fleshlight:
http://postarchives.entensity.net/040704/doityourself.wmv |
| 2004/12/16 [Uncategorized] UID:35333 Activity:nil |
12/16 Anyone know why agate is not receiving any new articles? |
| 2004/12/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:35334 Activity:nil |
12/16 Is anyone selling Holiday Bowl tickets? The agencies want too
much money for Cal football.
\_ why bother? it's not the Rose Bowl..
\_ My nephew plays football and lives in San Diego. It would be
fun to go with him. |
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