5/30    Wow, you fuckers sure made the motd boring as all fuck!  Restored.
        \_ Fuck off you piece of shit!!
           \_ *laugh* Why don't you just script something to nuke the whole
              motd everytime you login, you dipshit?
              \_ YOU DIPSHIT!!
                 \_ w0w th3r3 s\/re 3r2 sum SM2RT p33pz on CSUA!  1 LUV!!!!11!

5/29    Eharmony get a patent on LTR match making.
        http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/05/28/love.patent.ap/index.html

5/29    D-Day week on History channel. See carnage like you've never seen.
                                                        -WW2/Carnage Lover

5/29    My boy Kerry doing business-as-usual in foreign affairs.  Talk with
        a few dictators, prop up a few thugs/allies, ignore human rights,
        and say you're going to get us off middle east oil but have no plan
        to do so like just like the last 7 Presidents.  I love JFK!
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A689-2004May29.html
        \_ Hmm.  a pragmatist with the right goals in mind.  sounds pretty
           damn american to me.  You think the outline is unreasonable?
           \_ Americans are idealists.  America is an idealist country.
              Think about it.

5/29    Using the required_hits field in spamassassin sorts between spam
        and ham.  Suppose I want it sorted into 3 ways.  Anything over 10
        is considered definately spam and deleted.  Anything between 4 and
        10 is considered maybe spam and saved to a file.  And anything
        less than 4 passes through.  How can I do this?
        \_ With a procmail recipe that looks for 10 or more "*"s in the
           spam hits header line and /dev/nulls those.
            \_ Thanks!
        \_ http://csua.com/?entry=11401
           Specific usage
            \_ why the 7th '\' in that example?
        \_ if you need help chaining the rules
           http://inst.eecs.berkeley.edu/cgi-bin/pub.cgi?file=procmail.help
                \_ Thanks.  I understand why there are 6 '*'s, each
                   preceeded by a '\', but why is there a 7th '\' at the
                   end?
                   \_ Looks like a typo to me

5/30    This should open up some really high paying jobs:
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3760287.stm

5/30    Does X packet forwarding forward sound data?
        \_ It's 5/29 you idiot!!
           \_ Yell at the previous poster, dude. He started it.
              \_ Rule 1 in local politics: Blame your own stupidity on others'.
              \_ W00t!  I'm a trendsetter!  -5/30
           \_ Soon, soon it will be!!
        \_ No.
        \_ If you mean X forwarding over SSH, it is not specifically X but any
           TCP stream can be forwarded over SSH.  With tunnels-over-ssh you can
           do general network traffic over SSH too.  If you can get yoru sound
           data over a TCP socket forwarding it over SSH is not too difficult
           to accompilsh.  -- someone who routinely uses SSH forwarding to
               tunnel ssh connections back through work firewall.
                 \_ Thanks. --op.
        \_ I didn't think sound support was built into X.
           \_ It isn't; there are number of sound servers, most of which have
              network support though:  esd (enlightenment sound daemon),
              artsd (dunno what it stands for; it's the KDE one), and
              nas (network audio server or something; the oldest one)

5/29    Hey, Sun guy, drop me an email. ID 152093

5/29    *yawn* motd is boring. Whatever happened to kinney, tjb, and other
        trollers that make motd more interesting?
        \_ tjb was never a troller.  I don't think he ever had a csua account
           thank god.
                \_ who is tjb?
                   \_ If you have to ask you don't know.

5/29    Interesting Fortune I got
        "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life."

5/30    Are you a Joo, ilyas?
        \_ Why are you asking this on motd?  can't you just email him?
           \_ Because he wants to whole motd to see the danger of the Joo
              problem!  d0 j00 5p33k 1337?
                \_ Rotten Sie alle Juden, den ist die abschliende sung aus!
                 \_ why the hell didn't anyone delete this offensive
                    WW2 pro-Nazi propaganda slogan?     -offended Jew
                    \_ slogans are not offensive.  people are.  by leaving it
                       others can see how offensive the person is and thus
                       dismiss their message.  -not at all offended Jew
        \_ Einstein once remarked that if his theory of relativity works,
           Germany will claim he is German, and France will claim he is a
           citizen of the world, whereas if it doesn't work, France will
           claim he is German, and Germany will claim he is a Jew.  I guess
           what I am trying to say is, no one should care what I am. -- ilyas