8/2     California Governor May Sign She/Male Bill And Pagan AIDS Memorial Bill
        http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/957203/posts
        Now you have to employ a crossdresser or pay 150,000$ fine.
        \_ awesome, and I mean that non sarcastically
           \_ Yeah, pretty soon there will be no small businesses left in the
              state.
                \_ awesome!
                \_ no problem!  just have a 'small business support tax' so
                   the state will sub the small businesses but only if
                   they're owned by a politcally loud minority group.
            \_ women's clothing stores will do just fine
               \_ yes. this is critical to an economic recovery!

8/3     Dems attacking Davis in public.  Bye Davis.  We'll hardly miss you.
http://www.sacbee.com/content/politics/recall/story/7141249p-8088520c.html
        \_ this is pathetic.  if the democrats had half a testicle between
           their entire party, they'd all be calling for davis to step down.
           i'm not impressed.

8/3     Edward Said rocks:
        http://books.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,12084,1010417,00.html

8/3     Saw interview with Congressman Issa few days ago.  He says hi income-
        producing businesses have left California.  Which businesses are those?
        \_ I seem to recall HP moved 500 jobs to TX.  Ah yes, here's a url:
           http://news.zdnet.co.uk/business/0,39020645,2129668,00.htm
        \_ All the tech industry jobs that moved to China, India, Colorado,
           Texas, North Carolina (Research Triangle), etc.
                \_ Plus TV & Movie production to places like Vancouver from
                        Hollywood.
        \_ That's "high income".  "hi income" would be income that you greet
           or that greets you.  "high income" is income that is the opposite
           of "low income".  As far as your question goes, maybe you haven't
           noticed the mass job losses going on all around you?  You must be
           in school because out here in the real world people in CA are
           hurting.  It's very bad.  Stay behind those ivory walls as long as
           you can.
           \_ I love how you get all pissy about sloppy spelling and then
              use a mixed metaphor.
        \_ SCO Executives & Lawyers (the only people making money off this
           IBM/Linux lawsuit silliness).  The "Santa Cruz Operation" is now
           run out of Utah.

8/3     Good news, Bush will live for 4 more years.
        \_ You win this weekend's "non sequitur motd comment" award.  Don't
           spend it all in one place!
           \_ You obviously don't read the news very often.
              \_ ok, i just looked at the newyork times, cnn, foxnews, bbc
                 and slashdot, and i still have no idea what the fuck you're
                 talking about.  must be part of that liberal media conspiracy.
                 \_ *sigh*  It was in an article on CNN.  Although you might
                    have to, like, think, dude.  Like whoa.

8/3     Tiger Woods lost the Buick Open. Does that mean he will no longer
        be on the Buick commercials?
        \_ It's Sunday, so I'm giving you leeway on Incredibly Bad Jokes(tm).
           However, don't do it again.

8/3     I would have sworn that hostnames added to sendmail's local-host-names
        file just started working.  But now I am finding that i have to
        restart sendmail when i add one.  Anyone know if i am just imaginingfin
        my previous lack of a need to restart?  Or, is there some setting or
        something I can do to make it work short of restarting?
        \_ If you use a hashtable, it will recognize them when that table is
           rebuilt with changes, but for a flat file, it won't reload until
           you restart.
            \_ # makemap hash local-host-names < local-host-names
               makemap: local-host-names: line 2: no RHS for LHS
                :(