1/18    [ Troll censored at censor's request ]

1/18    Girl Scout cookies around again! Ohh, the saturated fat.
        \_ You're supposed to eat the cookies, not the scouts.
           \_ I always order the furless kind.  They're the best!
        \_ Ooh, love those trans-mogrified fatty acids: partially
           hydrogenated oils. for your body like sand is for
           a fine swiss watch.

1/19    I remember seeing a Sesame Street store at least once before, and
        now I finally need to buy something from it. I've been searching
        online and can't find any mention of Sesame Street stores. I've
        searched for "Sesame Street store" and "Sesame Street" but none
        of them lead to anything. Can anyone help?
        \_ Can you tell me how to get to sesame street?
           \_ felix can.
              \_ felix?
                 \_ felix the cat.
           \_ Does anyone else miss Mr. Roper's warm wrinkled hands running
              over their penis and testicles?
        \_ Amazon has a virtual Sesame Street Store.
           Or were you looking for a brick-and-mortar
           (and fur-and-stuffing) store?
        \_ Doesn't KTEH or some PBS station have a brick and mortar
           store in some mall?
                \_ Which mall are you referring to?
                   \_ Hillsdale Mall:
                        KTEH Store of Knowledge
                        (650) 312-1490
                        \_ thanks.
        \_ Rubber ducky, you're the one
           You make my bath time lots of fun
        \_ http://www.sesamestreet.com/shop