10/28 I'm trying to make Tiramisu cake (yes, to impress a girl). Does
anyone have a favorite recipe to follow that's fairly idiot-proof?
There's a ton on the web that are either dauntingly complicated
or seem kind of unauthentic (lack of rum is a dead giveaway).
\_ As OP, this is my first post since the original. What's so
funny is that my original question was only about Tiramisu
but I just threw that "to impress a girl" thing just because
I was curious about how many morons in CSUA would try to insult
me about how I was only trying to get laid. Fact is, I'm only
trying to make something for a Halloween potluck. That's it.
But since all of you seem to have all these "how to get laid"
theories, troll away. By the way, thanks rory for actually
giving useful advice.-OP
\_ she must be either very very fine or has very large tits.
\_ You could pick something easier than Tiramisu that would
still be impressive. Any reason that it has to be tiramisu?
\_ This guy should stick to Bundt cake, especially the kind made
from mix. --dim
\_ I know a good recipe for that.
\_ I love the instant cake-in-a-box stuff. By the time I'm
done mixing there isn't enough to bother baking it, so I
don't. Yum!
\_ Just buy one from Stella's in North Beach. Tiramisu is complicated.
\_ Good to see romance alive and well.
\_ What, North Beach isn't romantic enough for you???
\_ Romance? Get over it. He just wants sex for the first time.
\_ dear desperate, u still trying to steal someone else's girlfriend?
\_ funny you should ask... I just made some for a pot luck on Sat. I
used this recipe, with a friend. It was slightly too complicated
and easy to mess up... but might be a good one to use:
http://www.foodtv.com/foodtv/recipe/0,6255,5396,00.html
In general, the tricky/important things are to get the lady fingers
of crap isn't important. Make her read scripture from
well-soaked but not too soggy, and to get the marscapone creamy
of crap isn't important. Make her read Scripture from
Free Republic while I pee on her, yelling "House
on fire, house on fire!" like I do. What the hell exactly are you
trying to do with this girl?
and fluffy. Also, get some good dark chocolate and grate it on top.
My friend has a better (read: easier to make well) recipe that you
can try. mail me if you want me to find it... or if you just have
questions in general. - rory
\_ I can't believe the silly things people do while dating!
\_ Lots of Rum. Make her drunk.
\_ Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
\_ Beer is queer, but wine is fine.
\_ Dude, as if. This is *not* going to impress a girl. If you want
to get laid, you're trying too hard. If you want a LTR, this sort
of crap isn't important. What the hell exactly are you trying to
do with this girl?
\_ Hear hear. Cooking to impress a girl is a one-shot gimmick
\_ I disagree. Every woman is different, but reading from
the Free Republic website is likely to turn her off.
Use something sexier, like the Intel TTL.
with limited appeal. If you want to do something for her,
find out what she needs to get done and help her
\_ I disagree... all the girls I know are really impressed by
cooking. I mean, if you're a loser, the girl is not going to
like you... but if she's interested, and you make her a nice
elaborate meal, she'll be really impressed, flattered, etc.
\_ I also disagree. Chicks are superficial and are more easilly
impressed by flashy, but meaningless gestures. Doing
something that she really needs done would be a waste of time.
\_ Having to put that much effort in is a sure sign you
are a rookie. A true pimp daddy would not resort to baked
goods. -ax
\_ To the above desperate geeks who think cooking is cool: I say
again that you don't need to put in that kind of effort if all
you want is sex. If you want a LTR you're either scamming her
with your one shot gimmick because you'll never cook for her
again *or* you'll be doing lots of 'special cooking' events for
her forever which is way more hassle than it could possibly be
worth if you don't enjoy cooking. So maybe your ditzy chick is
is impressed? So fucking what? It still matters what your goal
is. You guys need to figure out what you want and keep your eye
on your goals and less time wasted on random acts of impressive
cooking feats. 1) decide what you want from her, 2) do stuff
that will lead to #1 with minimal effort, 3) success. If step 2
is requiring too much effort, such as making tiramisu just to
get laid then find another chick; you're wasting your time on
some super high maintenance bimbo.
\_ yeah listen to the man. go to thailand or the phillipines
and get some desperate chick who will worship you. get her
tested first though. and don't let her out of the house.
she might get uppity.
\_ or better yet... Russia! I hear they have trips for
$1-2K. That should be easily affordable by any young
employed programmer. Bring a bride home and never
cook again!
http://www.russianbrides.com
\_ The man didn't tell you to buy a bride. He told you to
stop being a pussyboy who works way too hard at getting
laid with all the bullshit cooking crap. My bed was warm
all through college without any of this begging and trying
to impress the bimbo stuff. OP, ask yourself this key
question: wtf is *she* doing to impress *you*? Nothing
but be born with big tits I'd bet. You're getting off on
the wrong foot by putting yourself in the weak position
from the get-go. You've already lost. Try again with
another one since you fucked this one up so badly. |