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2002/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:24718 Activity:nil
5/5     http://ug.hooters.dk:8080/image/0bda5a3c/Nadinewhitetop.jpg
        \_ Firstrate candidate for reduction surgery.
2002/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:24719 Activity:nil
5/5     Any comments on SuperDLT tape drives? Good or bad?
2002/5/6 [Politics, Finance/Investment] UID:24720 Activity:moderate
5/6     There will be change because all the military have are guns
        \_ don't you mean "our" ? And no they don't. At least not my arsenal.
        \_ ruling junta vs. nobel laureate
        \_ Perhaps you could be more specific?  Which military?  What change?
           Are you 420 friendly?  Wanna chill with me at 111 Mina?  Don't you
           think the bartender is cute?
2002/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:24721 Activity:nil 66%like:24717
5/5     Anyone use bugrat?  What do you think?
2002/5/6 [Politics/Domestic, Politics/Domestic/Election] UID:24722 Activity:nil
5/4     God bless George Carlin:

        I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
        I am George Carlin.

        I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I
        make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental
        functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack
        addicts squirting out babies.

        I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
        English.

        I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.  I believe
        that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

        I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

        I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
        Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he
        always part of the problem and not the solution.

        I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
        for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the
        United States.

        I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
        than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
        bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't
        begun to be enlightened.

        I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
        leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.

        I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

        I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

        I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
        unpopular opinions or actions.

        I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

        My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.
        Quinn, Medicine Woman.

        I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

        I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

        I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
        when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

        I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
        in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
        witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut
        up already.

        I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
        running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass
        over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

        I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
        you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the
        world for the next four years.

        I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
        should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
        promise to never delay the rest of us again.

        I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

        I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
        don't pretend they are a political statement.

        I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

        I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
        mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

        If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

        If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you
        know.

        We need our country back!
2002/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:24723 Activity:nil
5/4     So second-level domains under .us (i.e. foo.us) are now available to
        the general populace? Has anyone gotten one? Any comments? Any
        recommendations on good/reliable/ethical registrars? TIA. -alexf
        \_ I picked up fuck.us the other day.  Visit anytime!  Join now!
           First month free with CC and access to the hottest girls on the net!
2002/5/6 [Uncategorized] UID:24724 Activity:low
5/4     HS Cheerleaders stripped.
        http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/05/05/cheerleading.champions.ap/index.html
        \_ that's false advertising.  You bastard!
           \_ Isn't it sad knowing you will always be left unsatisfied by
              cheerleaders?
           \_ *laugh*  The motd headline is accurate and true.  ;-)
2002/5/6 [Computer/SW/SpamAssassin] UID:24725 Activity:low
5/5     SpamAssassin installed, but when I am looking for the spamd,
        I noticed that there is no spamassassin server running.  Should
        I just use the stand-alone executable?
                                -kngharv
        \_ use ifile.
2002/5/6 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:24726 Activity:insanely high
5/6     Why is it that the pretty girls smile at me all the time when I look
        like crap but ignore me the rest of the time?
        \_ Perhaps it's because she likes it that you're comfortable with
           being yourself and not too conscientious about your looks. Women
           HATE guys who're only into their looks and your outgoingness and
           \_ Please adhere to motd formatting.  You _will_ conform.
              \_ feel better now you anal freakazoid ?
                 \_ You failed to add a newline.  The re-education team should
                    arrive shortly.  Do not resist.  You don't want them to
                    get angry.
           comfortableness are keys to attraction. IMHO.
        \_ Could be pity but at least they do smile at you.
           makes me think that people are so jaded these days
           that you could be another naked guy and no one would notice
           \_ Pity?  You think women have pity?  I'd like to know what planet
           that you could be another naked girl and no one would notice
           \_ Pity?  You think men have pity?  I'd like to know what planet
              \_ I always thought pity was why women give blowjobs.
                 \_ No that's a guilt free exit strategy for women who know
                    men they don't want to piss off (gun/knife issues) but
                    still want to keep as just-friends.  A bj takes a few
                    minutes, she's in control, and then she walks away.  She
                    doesn't even have to swallow to get rid of him.
                    \_ What is the last time you had a good bj?
                       most girls seem to not have a clue what to do.
                       \_ A few days ago. I only date women 25+ who have
                          clue, not 18-20 y/o clueless near-virgins who
                          waste my time as one of their earliest learning
                          experiences.
                       \_ 5 yrs ago.  It was so good I couldn't hold back and
                          came in her mouth, and she swallowed.
                          \_ Uhm... if she isn't swallowing it isn't a real bj.
                             Why must the motd tell you this?  That's standard.
                             It goes like this: you warn her about 2 seconds
                             before you cum, she has the option to pull back
                             and turn it into a lame hand job, she swallows and
                             meets the basic blowjob requirement.  Sigh... ya
                             know I think the only thing sadder than my fellow
                             geeks not getting anything is getting it bad or
                             getting the basics and thinking it was special.
                             \_ finding a girl who swallows is like finding
                                a girl on soda. Difficult; but not impossible
                             \_ That was even her very first bj in her live.
                                Now I married her and she gives me lots of bj,
                                but I lost the ability to come on a bj alone.
                                Sigh.
              you live on and how to buy myself a one-way ticket to this
              strange and mysterious planet where women are nice.
           \_ Could be but it's been my experience that women will just ignore
              \_ BJ subthread deleted for offending .... my oh so sensitive
                 sensibilities.
                 \_ Fuck you, ecchang.
              \_ Different women like different things. Maybe what you think
                    \_ You are welcome.
                 women like a rugged look. -ausman
        \_ Hey, they could be laughing at you instead.  Count your
           blessing.  Which, I guess, works out to one. -geordan
           \_ Could be but it's been my experience that men will just ignore
              a guy and not bother if he's not up to spec.  Since I'm married
              I guess I'll never find out anyway.  Just thought it was odd and
              maybe someone had a half assed answer.
              \_ Different men like different thighs. Maybe what you think
                 of as good looking, many women think is too clean cut. Many
                 women like a rugged look.
        \_ Ah the motd, font of misogyny.
           \_ How is the original question misogynistic?
           \_ Ah the CSUA, font of misogyny. -geordan
2002/5/6 [Computer/SW/RevisionControl] UID:24727 Activity:nil
5/6     Anyone using subversion as a CVS replacement yet? If so, how stable
        is it?
        \_ Yeah I'll have an easy time selling a program named 'subversion' to
           management.  Geeks are so fucking stupid in some ways.
2002/5/6 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:24728 Activity:kinda low
5/6     If anyone has it, can they post the spiderman wtc preview in /csua/tmp?
        \_ could make soda a warez/movie haven and put up the whole thing
2002/5/6 [Politics/Domestic/California/Arnold, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:24729 Activity:very high
5/6     Why is http://cnn.com a bad provider of news? What are some good online
        news providers?
        \_ How about bbc.uk?
        \_ try NPR or DW (http://dw-world.de/english
                          \_ The which is utterly broken...
           \_ NPR? HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAA! Do they serve news with their agenda?
              \_ And who do you suggest?  NewRepublic?
        \_ CNN is shallow and trite.
        \_ Actually, the overseas versions of CNN are much better. Get a
        satellite feed.
        \_ /etc/motd.public
        \_ Only read the http://washingtontimes.com and http://freerepublic.com. Then
           you will be free of the contamination of liberal thought.
2002/5/6 [Recreation/Media] UID:24730 Activity:nil
5/6     Hey BDG are you there?  We need your expert opinion on the movie
        "Unfaithful".  How about a review and some thoughts on that movie?
        Thanks.  -your #1 fan.
        \_ Maybe you should ask after it opens this Friday.
2002/5/6 [Recreation/Humor] UID:24731 Activity:nil
5/6     Maybe I'm just a humorless twit or something but I can't figure out
        why some people think it's funny to edit other people's posts to
        change the meaning.  Is there *really* something funny about changing
        gender everywhere in a thread or changing someone's political comments
        instead of simply replying to them?  Am I missing out on some really
        great joke or is it just the mark of the weak minded and childish as
        I believe?
        \_ I'm sorry, did I interrupt your incredibly important
           and relevant why don't girls give me fucking blowjobs
           while I sit on my computer all day discussion?  So sorry!
           Maybe you should ask Eric Raymond for some dating tips
           at his CSUA sponsored lecture in Soda Hall this afternoon.
           \_ You're not getting it.  It has nothing at all to do with the
              content you're editing.  I want to know *why* you'd edit *any*
              content you didn't write and what you feel you're getting out
              of it.  No need to be so defensive.
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