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2002/2/27 [Politics] UID:23984 Activity:nil 57%like:23986
2/26    http://www.bayarea.com/mld/bayarea/business/technology/2745994.htm
2002/2/27 [Industry/Startup] UID:23985 Activity:very high
2/26    After getting a programmable Kinesis keyboard, a <DEAD>humanscale.com<DEAD>
        tray, installing (and getting trained) Dragon Naturally Speaking,
        I am finally back to work. All this, paid by my company. My advice
        to yall is to use your company's resource to the max  -Mr. RSI No Mo
        \_ Like the Enron employees?
           \_ No. That was the opposite situation where the company used the
              employees to the max.  How exactly in your twisted little mind
              did you decide this was in any way Enron related?
              \_ Err ... perhaps you should read about all the parties
                 the employees had, all the luxury hotels they stayed
                 in, the free vacations given, the first class plane
                 tickets, the waterford crystals they get on Secretary's
                 Day, etc.  Many of them knew the company isn't making any
                 money, yet they stayed and took advantage of all the
                 benefits.
                 Day, the $100 bills left on their desk, etc.  Many of
                 them knew the company isn't making any money, yet they
                 stayed and took advantage of all the benefits.
                 \_ yeah that really cost a lot compared to the golden
                    parachutes.
                 \_ You mean the EXECUTIVES who got all that shit?  The typical
                    employee got a paycheck and the shaft.  And if you believed
                    everything you read you'd also know that *every* 18 year
                    old within 50 miles of San Jose made $35m in the 95-99 era
                    and no one worked and everything was a big party and we all
                    owned multi million dollar houses we bought in cash and
                    oh yeah, hey wait, none of that shit was true, it was just
                   resources to the max", like Mr. RSI suggested,
                   except that, being a small fry, Mr. RSI's max
                   is much less than theirs.
                    the morons in the press over generalizing 1 or 2 incredibly
                    rare stories across 500,000 people.
           \_ How do you define "the company" and how do you define "the
              employees"?  That is the real question you are debating. I
              would argue that in the case of Enron, the people doing the
              coniving were the highest up exec's and thus "the company".
              "The employees" all lost their retirement plans and were
              screwed.
                \_ Yes, but they are simply "[using their] company's
                   resources to the max", like what Mr. RSI suggested.
                   \_ Say what?
        \_ boys and girls, the moral of the story is to abuse your company
           before it abuses you, except of course, if you're in top
           management. But usually it works the other way (Mr. fry is too
           nice to use his company's resource and Mr. CEO abuses Mr fry)
           \_ The moral of the story is that just because someone else is
              doing something wrong, doesn't mean you should also do it.
              Every criminal can use that as an excuse.  When you abuse
              Every criminal can use that as a lame excuse.  When you abuse
              your company, you are abusing your co-workers and
              investors which likely include old ladies and their
              retirement savings.
              \_ I don't think the employer paying for this person's keyboard
                 and software is an abuse of the company.  They're just taking
                 that as part of the employee's cost.  It'll come out of his
                 next raise, current salary, next bonus, or somewhere else
                 eventually (his severance if they go under).  Nothing is free.
2002/2/27-28 [Reference/Tax] UID:23986 Activity:insanely high 57%like:23984
2/26    http://www.bayarea.com/mld/bayarea/business/technology/2745994.htm
        This is what Silicon Valley does to you, kiddies.
        \_ Greed kills.  From each according to his means.  To each according
           to his needs.  It's the only moral way to live one's life.
           \_ Hi paolo!
              \_ who is paolo?
                 \_ he used to be president.  Good guy.
                 \_ we quote him all the time
           \_ Greed didn't kill. Stupidity did. See below.
                \_ I read below.  Greed kills.  From each and to each as I
                   said before.  Anything else is immoral.  -!paolo
                   \_ I d love to respond, but need a little more subtlety
                      of position.  This is just classic Marx.
                      \_ Marx was right.  Look around you at the world today.
                         There's nothing wrong with pure communism.  The man's
                         societal driven selfishness and greed killed him.
                      \_ Think _Utopia_, by Thomas Aquinas. Much older than Marx.
                         \_ Show me a society under 'pure communism'.  I have
                            some societies under capitalism.  Let's compare.
                            \_ There are no societies under "pure capitalism".
                               Everyone uses a mixed economy these days.
                               \_ What a way to avoid the question.  Alright,
                                  I pick the US, the closest thing we have
                                  to pure capitalism.  You pick whatever
                                  country you think is or was closest to
                                  pure communism (China, Cuba, N. Korea,
                                  Russia in its heyday).  Let's compare.
                                  \_ Marx is good at pointing out the
                                     problems of capitalism, but he doesn't
                                     have a good, practical alternative.
                                     Actually, one does exist, which is to

                                     couple capitalism with a good dose
                                     of good solid Christian values, and
                                     a little bit of Thomas Whatever.  In
                                     short, paolo is not wrong, but the "from
                                     each" and "to each" parts have to be
                                     mostly voluntary instead of externally
                                     imposed. - christian fuckhead
                                     imposed.  That's why it is very important
                                     for the country to have good solid Christian
                                     values because otherwise, all the ills
                                     of capitalism will get worse and worse.
                                     And when I say good solid Christian
                                     values, I don't mean the values of
                                     those ultra right-wing fake Christian
                                     Pharisee fuckheads who make me puke.
                                        - left-wing christian fuckhead
                                     \_ I hope you are right and human idiocy
                                        can be cured by the right environment,
                                        but I am not as optimistic.  Also,
                                        the 'Christian' in good values is
                                        incidental.  Most good people I know
                                        are not Christian, and most
                                        Christians I know are not good people.
                      \_ what have you got against Marx?  Groucho was one
                         of the finest thinkers of our times.
              they should suffer the consequence.
                      \_ It's also Christian.
                      \_ Think _Utopia_, by Thomas Aquinas. Much older than
                         Marx.
                         \_ Thomas More not Thomas Aquinas.
              that may be a different story.
                            There's about a 300 year difference. --ulysses
           \_ Actually, it's the best immoral way to steal from others' lives.
        \_ From the description in this article, the MIT genius didn't
           bother to consult a tax lawyer before selling all his options
           and retiring. Its is own damn fault for not doing his homework.
           If you are in this business you should understand the tax
           consequences of options etc. AMT may be a killer, but you can
           plan for it. If you can't afford the AMT, then you shouldn't
           be playing.
           \_ Yeah, but these vicious tax laws help no one.
              \_ Sure they are!  They are helping kittens and small children!
                 They are helping us to promote diversity, and leverage
                 various special interest synergies!
                 \_ and they're even helping objectivist fools like you
                    \_ Well, I see I require personal growth before I can
                       grasp your more mature, 'progressive' point of view.
              \_ Granted AMT is evil. But it is the LAW. I agree that AMT
                 should be overturned, but its not like AMT lead to this
                 guy's death. Failing to do his "homework" lead to his
                 death. If he had just spent the time to do the AMT calc.
                 then he could have retired with like $4 mil in the bank.
                 And what sort of an idiot goes all to stock. Out of $5
                 mil wouldn't it be prudent to go $1 mil cash in a irrevocable
                 off-shore trust?
           \_ Plus you don't even need a tax lawyer to get a rough idea on how
              much AMT will cost you.  It's all written in the IRS Instruction
              booklet for years.  You don't even have to go one step further
              and read the IRS "Publication" series (at least I didn't need
              to).  Or if you're lazy, just run TurboTax.  The AMT law didn't
              just get added recently; it has existed for a long time.  Don't
              tell me that the instruction booklet is too hard for this
              one-time Stanfurd professor to understand.  If he wanted to
              gamble, for his own greed, for a higher selling price under
              well-explained rules, why should the public mourn for him ending
              up with a lower selling price?  If he wanted to gamble for a
              charity, or if the AMT laws were added after he placed his bet,
              that may be a different story.  -- 0x1
           \_ If you'd bothered to read the article, you'd know that it
              wasn't the AMT that got to him, it was holding his stock and
              losing his fortune that made him unhappy.
              \_ If you'd bothered to read the article, you'd know that it was
                 AMT that got to him because without AMT his unsold stock would
                 still have had value instead of causing massive lifelong tax
                         fluctuates and is volatile.  When a loan agent
                         calculates your net worth, stocks are included.
                 debt.  Thank you for trying.
        \_ There were people who exercised options and then could not
           sell because of SEC regulations who got screwed.  What about
           them?  --PeterM
           \_ What about them? The SEC has those regulations to keep the
              snake oil salesmen at bay. They sold snake oil. They lost.
                \_ "They sold snake oil".  They who?  This was just some dumb
                   professor shmuck, not anyone who knew anything.
           \_ Again, the SEC regulations were there before those people
              exercised their options.  Since they gambled at their own will
                         regulations, AMT laws, etc.
              under those regulations, they should suffer the consequence.
              -- 0x1
        \_ as other people have said, if you are dealing with the amount
           of money in stocks these people were dealing with and you DON'T
           consult a specialist about all these sorts of traps you are
           such a dumbass you don't deserve your money.
           \_ while I might agree that such a person wouldn't deserve the
              millions of dollars they think they're getting out of stocks,
              I think it's silly to put them hundreds of thousands of dollars
              into debt by taxing them on something they never really had.
                \_ they did have it.  They just didn't sell it when it was
                   worth something, because they wanted a bigger payoff.
                   Too bad.  -tom
                   \_ Stock has no value until sold.  Only then can you
                      calculate the gain.  Taxing the difference between the
                      option value and the current price is ridiculous.  The
                      market is floating, duh.  There's no profit until sold.
                      If I buy 100 shares of Tomware (symbol: RED) at 10 and
                    options are no longer options.  They are real stocks,
                    just like stocks people buy from the open market.  AMT
                    does not tax on vested options, only exercised ones.  When
                    someone gives you some stocks as a gift, you pay tax even
                    before you sell them because that's income.  It's the same
                    idea here for exercising stock options.  When you exercise
                    your options, the difference between the option price and
                    the stock's current price is income, so you pay tax even
                    before you sell the shares.
                      it climbs to 1000 the next day I have not made a profit
                      of 990 x 100 shares.  Stay with your government day job.
                      Options shouldn't be treated any differently.  There's
                      no other place in the tax code where one can get taxed
                      on unrealised profits.
                      \_ Technically, when you buy the options there is a sale.
                         The company sells you the shares at the option price.
                         Because there is a transaction, the feds want in. Its
                         wrong, but it is the law.
                      \_ Stocks have real value.  It's just that the value
                         fluctuates and is volatile.  When a real estate loan
                         agent calculates your net worth, stocks are included.
                         AMT does not tax the difference between the option
                         price and the current market price at the end of the
                         tax year.  It taxes the difference between the option
                         price and the then-current market price at the time
                         of exercising the options.  The difference between the
                         then-current price at time of exercise and the current
                         price at the end of tax year is unrealized profit,
                         agreed, and so you don't get taxed.  But the
                         difference between the option price and the then-
                         current price at time of exercise is realized profit,
                         hence you get taxed.  -- 0x1
                   \_ I can't agree more.
                   \_ While it may be true in most cases, I see a lot
                      of people who are utterly confused about 401ks,
                    current market price is income, so you pay tax even before
                    you sell the shares.  -- 0x1
                      SPPs and things like that, and I am not talking
                      about old ladies but engineers and software people.
                      I think this AMT thing is too tricky and dangerous
                      for many.
                      \_ When my ex-company first went IPO, all the employees
                         were *required* to attend an in-house presentation
                         during work hours that explained stock options, SEC
                         regulations, AMT laws, etc.  -- 0x1
        \_ What's wrong with taxing the realized gain when they sell it,
           like in stocks?
           \_ That hides the income indefinitely.  It's not appropriate
              when options are being used in lieu of salary.  -tom
              \_ It isn't income until sold.  Only then can one say what it is
                 worth, tax it, spend it, etc.  I can't pay my mortgage or my
                 grocery bills with options, even vested options.  Options are
                 not income or money or revenues or anything else of that
                 nature.  I can't put them in a bank.  I can't get interest on
                 them.  Options are only the "option" to buy a share of stock
                 at a certain price.  Nothing more.  It's just a promise from
                 the company.  This should be clear now.  Options != income and
                 thus should not be taxed until converted to stock and sold.
                 In fact, since the company has "first rights" to buy them from
                 the employee, they in theory have no value at all until the
                 company has _allowed_ the employee to sell them to someone
                 else in the open market.
                 \_ Vested options are just "options", correct.  But exercised
                    options are no longer options.  They are converted to real
                    stocks, just like stocks people buy from the open market.
                    You can put them in a brokerage account, you get dividens
                    from the company when it pays dividens, and you own
                    a certain percentage of the company,   AMT does not tax on
                    vested options, only exercised ones.  When someone gives
                    you some stocks as a gift, you pay tax even before you
                    sell them because that's income.  It's the same idea here
                    for exercising options.  When you exercise your options,
                    the difference between the option price and the stock's
                    then-current market price at time of exercise is income,
                    so you pay tax even before you sell the shares.  -- 0x1
                    \_ Question: If the stock price drops like a rock after
                       exercising the option, couldn't the person sell it
                       and claim a big capital loss, which will offset the
                       income tax incurred when the option is exercised?
                       If that is true, they didn't make anything on their
                       options, but wouldn't be taxed into a hole either.
                       So, what's the problem?
                                   $90000, while these poor dumb people have to
                       \_ You can only claim a $3000 capital loss per yr.
                          When dealing with the feds the rule is "you can't
                          win."
                          \_ Capital loss can offset any amount of capital
                             gains right.  Make it such that if it is
                             higher than capital gains, allow it to
                             offset any amount of income tax incurred
                             as a result of AMT.  Seems like a reasonable
                             solution to me.
                             \_ Actually, you can get back AMT credits in
                                subsequent tax years after the year you pay
                                AMT, even if you are still holding the stocks.
                                (It might not be 100% of the AMT you've paid,
                                though.)  It's all in the IRS Instruction
                                booklets.  -- 0x1
                                \_ Yes, but 30 years * $3000 per year =
                                   $90000, while depending on how dumb they
                                   are, these poor fucked-up people have to
                                   pay hundreds of thousands if not millions
                                   of dollars in AMT taxes.
2002/2/27 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:23987 Activity:very high
2/26    It's almost impossible to find out how to break into soda
        machines.  What is this world coming to?
        \_ so, was that info ever available?
           \_ yes.
                \_ oops got it. thought you meant the computers
                   (machines) in soda hall.
        \_ I wonder if it's still possible to do what we did a lot
           in HS, which was fill a squirtable bottle (dishwashing soap,
           etc) full of really salty water and just shoot that shit in
           every hole and press all the buttons and the coin return
           over and over until shit started to short circuit and coins
           and sodas started falling out of it.  Best time ever was when
           somehow we blew out all the lights in the Menlo Park train
           station somehow.  But yo, WE NEED CASH LIKE ANYONE.
           \_ Yeah, right. Palo Alto mall rats are known for their poverty.
2002/2/27 [Uncategorized] UID:23988 Activity:nil
2/26    1@t1n n3v3r 3nd3d.
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2/26    http://atari.saturn5.com/~max    thair tweenz!
2002/2/27 [Uncategorized] UID:23990 Activity:nil 66%like:24029
2/27    what propositions will you vote yes on?
        There's an election coming up? .
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