Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2001:December:25 Tuesday <Monday, Wednesday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2001/12/25-26 [Computer/Companies/Yahoo] UID:23364 Activity:low
        Pakistan talking nuke war with India....
        \_ excellent! killin' two birds with but one stone.
           \_ It's only a little mortar fire right now.  As horrible as it
              would be to see a modern nuclear exchange it would be interesting
              in sort of a sick way to see if the anti-nuke people were right
              about the fallout and atmospheric damage from a nuclear war.  At
              least there won't be a need for any coffins for a few miles
              around ground zero.
2001/12/25-26 [Uncategorized] UID:23365 Activity:high
12/24   I've never heard a female say "I've got to take a big dump."
        Why is that?
        \_ because you surround yourself with asian prudes.
        \_ because you surround yourself with lower class men.
        \_ i hear your mom say that all the time.
        \_ i hear yermom say that all the time.
2001/12/25-26 [Reference/Celebration] UID:23366 Activity:nil
12/25   Merry Christmas.
        \_ FUCK YOU.
           \_ What's wrong with merry xmasing everyone?  I'm a Jew by birth
              and atheist by choice.  I think the anti-religious ACLU crowd
              has gone too far.  Way too far.  Merry Christmas everyone!
           \_ Cute. Keep hiding, wimp.
        \_ yes let us celebrate the birthday of a DEAD GUY
                \_ Better than 1) celebrating how a tiny bit
                   of fucking OIL lasted for wow *8* days, or
                   2) celebrating how fucking great the harvest
                      was this year.
                   \_ Uhm, no.  It isn't better.  It's all the same.  If you
                      believe in the divine then one "miracle" is just as good
                      and the same as any other.  And I don't see anything odd
                      about an agrarian society celebrating a good harvest.
                      Some geekoids make every mozilla point release out to be
                      some grand event, why not the harvest?  Hint: the harvest
                      is more important.
            \_ I guess we shouldn't celebrate Washington's or Lincoln's
               birthday either?
Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2001:December:25 Tuesday <Monday, Wednesday>