Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2001:September:09 Sunday <Saturday, Monday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2001/9/9 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:22357 Activity:high
9/9     Bush calls Cheney and says, "Please come over here and help me.
        I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
        get it started." Cheney asks, "What is it supposed to be when
        it's finished?" Bush says, "According to the picture on the box,
        it's a tiger."
          Cheney decides to go over to Bush's office and help with the
          Dubya shows him where he has the puzzle spread all over the
        table. Cheney studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
        box, and then turns to Dubya and says, "First of all, no matter
        what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
        into anything resembling a tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to
        relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these Frosted
        Flakes back in the box."
        \_ this passes for humor? liberal elitist
           \_ perhaps not, but passes for humor in my book
2001/9/9 [Recreation/Sports, Politics/Domestic/Immigration] UID:22358 Activity:high
9/9     wow, now i've seen everything:
        motorola vs. the NBA.
        \_ Actually it was the NBA vs. Motorola, and it was news 5 years ago.
2001/9/9 [Reference/Celebration] UID:22359 Activity:nil 66%like:22626
9/9     Happy Birthday, MeHlHaFF!
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