Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2001:June:29 Friday <Thursday, Saturday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2001/6/29 [Computer/HW/Display] UID:21672 Activity:high
6/28    Got $22k to spare? Then you know you want this 22" LCD with a
        resolution of 3840x2400 (9M pixels).
        \_ I don't think my GeForce 2 can drive that.
           \_ D00D 7H47'5 Y U N33D 4 G3F0RC3 3!
               \_ Out of curiosity, has anyone created a parser for
                  for this, um, format of writing? Say something
                  you could pipe text to. -ulysses
                  \_ Why would you care about reading anything written
                     by morons?
        \_ 5 finger discount motherfucker.  Lotsa ppl out there
           don't bother to use ssl for online purchases.  Pimp the game, son.
2001/6/29 [Politics] UID:21673 Activity:high
6/28    So long and thanks for all the net news. RIP Jim Ellis:
        (This happened yesterday, but we weren't allowed to talk
        about it till it made the regular news)
2001/6/29 [Reference/Law/Court] UID:21674 Activity:high
6/28    Maybe everything is not going according to plan for Redmond:
        \_ but enough is, you cunt.
2001/6/29 [Uncategorized] UID:21675 Activity:nil
2001/6/29 [Uncategorized] UID:21676 Activity:nil
6/28    Any grad students need a research assistant?  What's the
        best way to get in contact with you?
        \_ by sucking cock.
2001/6/29 [Uncategorized] UID:21677 Activity:insanely high
6/28    All in all not a good week for Linux and related companies:
        \_ Nice use of the complex question. You're conjoining two
           things that have nothing to do with each other (at least
           not directly). Most Transmeta chips run Windows laptops.
        \_ class action suit complaining that internet investors are stupid.
        \_ no shit you fucking cunt, of course this doesn't bother you
           because "as long as it's not freebsd I don't care"
2001/6/29 [Uncategorized] UID:21678 Activity:nil
6/29    Cory hall is on fire.
        \_ BFD is there right now.
2001/6/29 [Transportation/Airplane, Computer, Computer/SW/OS/Windows] UID:21679 Activity:high
6/29    Whee, death! Everyone loves obituaries. Who's dead today? For the latest
        celebrity deaths try <DEAD>!<DEAD> Where are those bodies?
        Skip on over to <DEAD>!<DEAD> Ain't progress grand? You can even
        create a virtual grave and leave virtual flowers at it! Ever wonder
        which mathematicians died on this date? This place has your ticket:
        Or skip on over to DeathNET, for all things death, try the hiband site!
        Or skip on over to and search
        for obituaries in your favorite state! And check out all these deaders:
        Them's fine reading folks, mini biographies delivered fresh every day!
        \_ Bob, is that you?
           \_ Nope, it's me. Damn I better start accomplishing something so
              that when I appear in there they have something good as the tag
              line. One of those guys had "Transportation Official" as his
              tagline. God that sucks. The man's life was summed up as
              "Transportation Official". Me, I'm not married so no "loving
              husband/father" shit. No famous works, no businesses founded.
              I'm useless. I should think up something for them to say and
              put it in my will.
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