6/02    Someone please tell me the name of the song/artist that goes:
        "Oooh Child, things are going to get easier.
        Oooh child things will get brighter"
        (I can usually put lyrics in a search engine and get then answer
        but it's not working for this song).
        \_The song is called "Oooh Child", and it's by The Spinners.

6/02    Anyone else read that email (apparently) from tjb on http://ucb.org.csua?
        What's the story behind tjb getting is cory account deactivated?
        \_ who is tjb and why does everyone seem to hate him?
           \_ kids these days...
        \_ tjb is not a student. --Galen
        \_ Are people really stooping down to tjb's level and flooding his
           email acct with spam?
        \_ tjb is dead. Long live tjb.
        \_ So tjb graduated? Or did he get kicked out?
           \_ He skipped town to go to NWU (Chicago) for a semester, got
              effectively kicked out of there, and is coming back to re-enroll
              at UCB in the Fall.
              \_ Such biographic detail. How do you know all this?
                 \_ Multiple friend-of-a-friend secondary links, as well as
                    other [more reliable] anonymous sources.
           \_ He transcended reality.
              \_ I'm sure glad he flung the CSUA 20 years closer to Earth!
        \_ his tjb@cory acct's been reactivated.
        \_ This Battle TJB is fully armed and operational.

6/01                   _.-'~~~~~~`-._
                      /      ||      \
                     /       ||       \
      Luke, I am     ------------------
      your father!                       Brain surgeon was here.
                   \      @@@@@@__       Intel <tm> Inside
        N4rq            @@@@|intel|@
        V4d3r        _@@@@@@@@@___|@@@_ "Luk3 my s0n, JoIN tH3 SPA
          +------>  |        ||        | 4nd y0u CaN bE MY c0-SySoP!
                    | _______||_______ |
                    |/ ----- \/ ----- \|  Y0u W1Ll NeVeR h4v3 Th3
                   /  (WAREZ)  (0-DAY)  \ cr3d1tz y0u nEeD t0 l34ch
                  / \  ----- () -----  / \ th3 Z3r0Day 0th3rWiSe!"
                 /   \      /||\      /   \
                /  |  \    /||||\    /  |  \
               /  SPA  \  /||||||\  /  SPA  \
              /_   |    \o========o/    |   _\
                `--...__|`-._  _.-'|__...--'
        \_ http://www.reject.org/shaedow/0day

6/02    I'm sure some of you have seen this before, but in case there
        are still some of you rice bois and whiteys with asian fever
        who haven't, enjoy: http://www.infatuasian.com
        \_ Mine eyes, mine eyes!

6/03    Is all your base are belong to us officially dead yet?
        \_ All your moronic motd post are belong to us.