3/11    I wish the moron who thinks it's clever to spell it "linSUX" would
        just shut the fuck up.
           \_ it SUX, hence LinSUX. Its no different than SlowLaris or M$ Lose*.
              The truth hurts doesn't it? Grow up and get a Real OS.
        \_ Sadly, I think alot of morons have taken up this particular
           witticism.  I used to be a linux guy myself, but after struggling
           with it in a production environment for the last year, I'm not so
           impressed with it anymore.
                  \_ Its a cheap toy that's been hyped to all get out.
                     When people wake up and realize that there is nothing
                     that LinSUX can do that other systems do *much* better
                     it will fizzle away and die.
                     Some fine examples of the stupidity of LinSUX Lusers
                     can be found on this page:
                     http://members.verizon.net/~jjdarcy/linux_essays
           \_ You must avenge my death, Kimba -- I mean, Simba.
              \_ Almost.
                 \_ Oh Mufusa. Why have thou forsaken me?
           \_ Luke, I am your father.
              \_ that one was lame.
           \_ This is CNN.
              \_ this one's even lamer.
           \_ The leader is good. The leader is great. We surrender our will
              as of this date.
              \_ I assume this is an attempt to be clever or funny.  You
                 seem to have missed on both counts, kid.  Keep trying --
                 maybe you'll get it right eventually.
                 \_ What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees?
                           Who let the dogs out? _/
                           \_ Woof, woof, woof-woof.
                    Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they
                    bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead. Do your worst.
                    \_ naah.  I'll just mildly mock you for your lack of
                       originality.
                       \_ how is that unoriginal?
              \_ nana-nana-na, leader!  nana-nana-na leader!  leader!  leader!
                 \_ batman! I mean leader! I love the leader!
        \_ On a not-so-related note, why does everyone say "fscking" instead
           of "fucking"? Yes, I know what fsck is, but it still doesn't make
           any sort of clever sense.
           \_ Don't blame me. Blame it on the Percidan. If you ask me that
              stuff rots your brains.