1/21    Vinnie Jones, of Snatch and Lock Stock etc. fame, was formerly a
        british soccer player infamous for a picture of him grabbing an
        opponent by the nuts.  3 mad props to whomever can produce a link.
        \_ http://www.gelatinous.com/danh/vinny_lg.gif
          \_ Props available in /csua/tmp/vinnie
        \_ http://www.all-man.com/celebrities/images/celebrities/sports1/vinnejones.jpg
           \_ Fuck off.
        \_ Sometimes nothing more need be said.

1/21    First-twin Jenna secures her dress(rating 2):
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20010120/us/inaugural_balls_0t9.html
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20010120/us/inaugural_balls_9ek.html
        \_ Wow.  Finally a nice piece of ass in the WH.  Soooo tired of seeing
           Chelsea's ugly face.
           \_ the devil is always attractive
        \_ the lecher
        \_ wow.  Jenna bush can like do me.
           \_ scratch that I just saw a picture of Barbara Bush II
              (bushtwins.twinstuff.com)  she's a yale biotch.  19.
              \_ I prefer that you not refer to Clown College that way.
              \_ They're twins?
                 \_ yeah, the kind that don't look like each other.
                    fraternal, not identical.
              \_ Hey, they're better than Chelsea. I'll do 'em.
              \_ So when do we see "The Bush twins" in playboy? I mean,
                 with a name like that, how could they not?
                 \_ fortunately, they're shaved!

1/21    Rate the Gore daughters vs. the Bush Daughters (regardless of
        your political affiliation).
        \_ No

1/21    Proof that Americans have bad taste.
        http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20010121/re/life_oasis_dc_3.html
        \_ I would love to agree with him about us having bad taste, but
           I mean, really... It's Noel Gallagher... -scotsman
           \_ I'm your wonderwall.

1/21    Congrats to director Ang Lee for winning the Best Film
        Director award at the Golden Globe.
        \_ No, no, no. That's not what it was about. Please sit back
           down. You're an embarrassment to the both of us.
        \_What are his chances for a Best Director Oscar?
           \_ Probably not great.  I don't think the Academy is that
              Asian.
                \_ RACIST!
                  \_ how is that racist? mostly realist
           |_ his chance is pretty good actually. asian fetish is now on.
              \_ huh? you are turned on by old asian men?
        \_ Ang Lee looks like Thuon Chen!
           \_ #F. Ang Lee looks like an OLDER version of Thuon Chen.
        \_ that's exactly what I was thinking last night

1/21    netstat -i gives you packet counts, from some time.  When?
        that last reboot?  Is there a way (short of reboot) to reset
        those numbers?
        \_ Check the -C option.  Not quite the same, but should give
           you the totals you're looking for.  This might be only an
           IRIX thing.  I'm not sure. - scotsman

1/22    berkeley needs a page like this:
        http://ic.www.media.mit.edu/people/gilberte/Startups.html
        \_ There's already a place like this. It's called
           http://www.fuckedcompany.com
        \_ take a closer look. i'd be ashamed to work for most of these
           companies.

1/22    I've never kissed a guy with stubble before. How do you gays
        deal with stubble? -Confused Straight (for now) Guy
        \_ Stubble?  I deal with stubble by having stubble and shaving it
           when I get bored.  What's to "deal with" anyway?
        \_ You're not straight. If you think about being gay, you're not
           straight. You might not be gay either, but definitely not straight.
           \_ Yes, because identify the right label for what he is is
              so important...
                \_ Bored, well-fed idiot with a case of false angst?
        \_ enjoy the stubble.  or ask him to shave it.
        \_ stubble rash sucks major ass.  a guy must shave often enough
           not to cause me pain, or else he must grow a beard.  no matter
           how good the kissing is...
           \_ "sucks ass".  Ah, how eloquent.
              \_ *sigh*  You're STILL here?  Ass sucking is an integral
                 part of the motd.  Without it, an enormous portion of the
                 sodan lexicon would be eliminated, leaving us woefully
                 deficient in sufficiently expressive and colorful phrases.

1/22    anyone know where this is  from
        "however, as a beginner, we suggest you kill everyone as fast
         as you can using the (popper)?" -ali