1/2     motd restored. --motd restoration god

1/2     I asked Santa to give me this mysterious sexy blue hat CSUA chick
        for X-Mas but I didn't get it. How do I get it?
        \_ URL?
           \_ http://www-server.bcc.ac.uk/~zcapl61/santa.html
              \_ is this work safe?
                 \_ yes, text only.

"I simply write about my thoughts. Whatever happens happens, I hope they'll
find a good editor because most of it is crap."
\_ ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD! Editor.
        \_ Is that the one with the fish?

1/2     I hate M$, use Linux, and ride bike. Having that said, in Winblows,
        I'd like to change my CD-ROM drive to Z drive. However that
        will affect all of the installation registry. How do I change them
        all?
        \_ Use Win2K! Ride SUV! Bow to God Gates!
        \_ Too bad.  You have to change the references manually in the
           registry.
        \_ there are a number of shareware utilities that can do perform
           search/replace operations on the registry.  Search for one on your
           favorite shareware site.  An alternative is to export the registry
           as one big .reg file, do the search-and-replace in your favorite
           text editor, and then import it back in.
        \_ there are a number of shareware utilities that can perform
           search/replace operations on the registry.  An alternative is
           to export the registry as one big .reg file, do the
           search-and-replace in your favorite text editor, and then
           import it back in.

1/2     Any recommendations for a PostScript printer for a small workgroup
        which includes Linux and Solaris boxes?  It looks like I want
        the HP LaserJet 2100TN, but I'm looking for something cheaper.  Thx.
        \_ There isn't anything cheaper that's any good.
           \_ On that note, any opinion on the LaserJet 4550N?  For 1.2K
              more you get 16 ppm, 4 ppm color, and big paper tray.
                \_ The 4550 and the 4050 are both fine printers, but if the
                   2100TN is too much, those will be way too much.  -tom

1/2     Anyone know if Tawei has ever been in a porn movie? I was watching
        an amateur Japanese porn and I swear I saw this guy who looks
        exactly like him.
        \_ Yeah, I like bondage and water sports as well
           \_ What's the title of the movie?
              \_ amateur videos don't have titles. duh.

1/1     One man beaten to death.  Another beaten.  Two victims that might be
        well today if only they could have defended themselves....
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010102/aponline093006_000.htm
        \_ you misspelled, "one victim that might be dead if he was stupid
           enough to be carrying a firearm"
                \_ Nope, got it just right.  Try again with a dictionary in
                   hand.  The way you spell it, someone would be dead if they
                   had a firearm.  Uhm, they didn't and they're _dead_.  Work
                   on that spelling thing a bit more, eh?
        \_ be wary of ideological thinking. if each of you could choose
           your own society, how would you have it? would every psycho be
           given guns, artillery, tanks? where would you stop it, if at
           \_ I don't care about the other psychos, as long as I have
              guns, artillery, tanks.  -John
           all, and why? likewise, in society where guns were prohibited,
           would anything possibly used as a weapon be prohibited? thinking
           in these all inclusive terms -- such as  dictating how "everyone
           should be/shouldn't be allowed" -- will not bring us to a
           solution.
           \_ gah. learn to format.
              Anyways, it all has to start with an accurate lie detector.

1/3     I got this on the console of my ultra-5.  What does it mean?
        WARNING: interrupt level 12 not serviced
        \_ i think level 12 is Interrupt/Device Serial I/O (ZS) Zilog Serial
           -- probably mouse? then chk keybd, then motherbd. Not sure about
           U5's. Check latest patches, esp. if youre using early solaris 2.7
           Do you have extra serial devices? Otherwise probably mouse? then
           chk keybd, then motherbd(not sure about U5's) If not those, then
           make sure you have latest patches, esp. if using early solaris 2.7

1/2     I've been getting the following error message repeatedly lately.
The authenticity of host 'quasar.cs.berkeley.edu' can't be established.
RSA key fingerprint is 14:1f:b3:63:83:6a:fe:73:4e:fa:64:30:9c:9f:c3:c8.
        Is this a problem w/ quasar or is it the soda ssh client?  Why doesn't
        it allow me to add quasar to my list of trusted hosts?

1/3     DEATH TO AT&T! They bought CellOne + Cable and ever since then
        all of my bills have been fucked up!!!