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2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19002 Activity:high |
8/15 I am rank STINKBALL, and you? \_ I am bitch nigga?\223 -John |
2000/8/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:19003 Activity:nil 63%like:19093 |
8/15 Twin bed mattress and box spring fer sale, cheep $0.00. --contect daveh@csua.berkeley.edu |
2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19004 Activity:high |
8/15 Yet another indian question: what do the different colors of dots correspond to? That is, what colors are there, and what does each mean? \_ There is only one-true-color (reddish). It is worn by the Brahmins as a sign of rank. \- you mean the "bindi" women wear on their forehead? that is ornamental but the red sindhur in the part of the hair means "married" [hindu]. --psb |
2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19005 Activity:high |
8/15 I ordered Partha Banerjee's transcript! \-you could've just asked -psb \_ Did you ask for psb or some other pb? \- Dont you have to get his SSN and signature? |
2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19006 Activity:nil |
8/15 Seeking venture capital for store targeted at disenchaned high-caste Indians. Working name: "Brahmin' Pop Store". |
2000/8/16-17 [Uncategorized] UID:19007 Activity:high |
8/16 The spring on my girlfriends vibrator got corroded from her pussy juices, what can this say about the state of my cock? \_ tourniquet the thing before the toxins spread to your important organs, like your appendix |
2000/8/16-17 [Computer/HW/CPU] UID:19008 Activity:moderate |
8/16 What exactly does VLIW try to depict? Does it mean that (1) all instructions within an issue window are independent or (2) all instructions within an execution window are independent. It seems that EPIC which claims to be VLIW more resembles #1 while most of the Phillips/TI DSP chips more closely resembles #2. \_ this is a SysAdm Farm, wrong place to ask this kinda question \_ what do you mean by "depict"? As I understand it, all instructions issued simultaneously execute simultaneously. Why would you put them in the same issue window if they had some kind of hazards between them? \_ Well, #2 is inclusive of number #1. What I meant by #1 was that it was just the multiple instructions issued per cycle that were independent and not all the intructions in the pipeline. For example, IA64 only restricts all 3 instructions in the 128 bit issue to be independent but that's just it. TMS320C67 and the Trimedia 1300 requires that all outstanding (non-committed) instructions be independent of all types of hazards. Obviously #2 saves on a lot more hazard detection hardware but makes it nearly impossible to schedule code. But which is the actual definition of VLIW? \_ Asking what the actual definition of VLIW is like asking what the actual definition of RISC is. It depends on who you ask. |
2000/8/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:19009 Activity:very high |
8/16 I'd like to have sex w/my gf 3X a day. However, she only wants it once a day. What should I do? \_ Get 2 more GF's. \_ Is a GF related to a GPF? \_ or a GPL? \_ Isn't it usually the reverse, though? You are lame. You are soo lame. The original comment was: "The battery spring on my gf's vibrator has been eroded by her pussy juices. What harm could happen to my cock?" \_ The world doesn't revolve around your genitals, you know. \_ Oh come on, this is the MOTD for christs sake. You'd expect better wit and more originallity than that. Otherwise, why even bother to login? \_ Your troll is weak. Train harder. \_ Yeah, but yermom does. |
2000/8/16 [Computer/SW/Languages/Java] UID:19010 Activity:kinda low |
8/16 Does JDK1.2.1p and 1.2.2 by default have JIT? \_ depends which platform you're talking about |
2000/8/16-17 [Finance/CC] UID:19011 Activity:kinda low |
8/16 Can anyone recommend a good online credit-card accepting mechanism for a not-for-profit to use? --jnat \_ pay-pal? \_ Have a look on http://photo.net. I believe Philp Greenspun wrote an article (or a chapter in his book) detailing a web site he set up to accept credit-cards for a non-profit. -dans |
2000/8/16 [Computer/SW/WWW/Server] UID:19012 Activity:kinda low |
8/16 "A process that has exited and has a parent, but has not yet been waited for by the parent, is marked <defunct>." Or so says the Man page. I have a ton of <defunct> processes on a Solaris 5.7 box. They are old Apache httpd processes. What should i do? (i restarted the machine once before when this happened and now its happening again). I can't believe Apache is giving me problems. Of all the apps I've ever loved. I must be doing something wrong, but what? \_ What version are you running? This was a problem with older 1.2.x and (don't remember) some 1.3 releases. Upgrade to 1.3.12 and your problem may disapper. AFAIK, you shouldn't have to reboot to solve this problem, just start and stop apache: # cd <path to apache install directory>/bin # ./apachectl stop # ./apachectl start for a ssl server use startssl instead of start. |
2000/8/16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Computer/SW/Security] UID:19013 Activity:nil |
8/14 Is there anyone with root access in the CSUA office during the summer? If so, who are they and approximately what time/days are they there? Thanks. \_ call in the afternoon. sometimes one of us is around. -root \_ Who do I email to set up an appointment? staff@csua or root@csua? (unless you mean to call literally....) \_ yeah you can call 1 510 I DONT CARE bitch ass mutherfreak. </MOTD> --------------------------- [ cut here ] --------------------------- ------------ [that's it, nothing else to see, scuddle along now] ------------ dHHHbo._ dHF""HHHHb. dHH _ "HHHHb. HHH_'o "HHHHHb. HHFo "HHHHHHbo. HHH\`, HHHHHHHHHHho._ HFHH`._,'HHH' `HHHHHHb_ ____ P "HHHHH\HP "HHF:. `._ ,-'"" "-. "HHFHHF F" :::..""" "-. `. F PF , \ \ F j\ / ; `. | j `. ` A \ | | ;_ . 8 \ J F\_,'| "`-----.\ j `. \ F j F | F / \ \ ____ ,.. J J | | F j `. ,'" ""--/::::-_ | F_j F J / `. : ._`::::-_ F J____J J j `-_ __,.----"`--._ ::::; F | | F _.--' `. ""---" | F | _.------'"" : J J | ' \ "`. F F l _____.....--"""-. "; __.-""- J """"" `-. ;. (.___...-' "-.j |
2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19014 Activity:nil |
8/16 Trevor Buckinham is a piece of shit. \_ me too - braindead@aol.com |
2000/8/16-17 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/TJB] UID:19015 Activity:very high |
8/16 Can we PLEASE get tjb a soda account? This guy is 10x more fun than all the losers we squished throughout the years. Please rootie boys, make it come true. \_ Where are the best tjb jewels? Not every email he sends out is up to par with the "I'm sorry" email. I'm trying to find good stuff to send to tjb's highschool friends. \_ D'oh! Where'd he send the "I'm sorry" mail to? How do I get on the list? Can you leave a copy in /tmp or something? \_ Didnt he says he's applying to the CSUA this Fall? and also CSUA office? I'll vote 4 him. He truly belongs with you CSUAfscks. \_ Where can I find all the http://ucb.org.csua postings started by Mr. Trevor James Buckingham Thanks in advance! \_ Some CSUA chicks need to penguin (Ally McBeal) him. It'd work like a charm. \_ why don't you all get a life. tjb is boring and you're just feeding his ego by responding to him. -tom \_ I agree. Let's forget about that dumbass. - alum who could care less about tjb |
2000/8/16-17 [Computer/SW/OS/Solaris, Computer/SW/Unix] UID:19016 Activity:high |
8/16 when i grep for a word in the /etc directory on a solaris box it invariably hangs. Why? How do i get around this? \- because you hit some special file such as initpipe or utmppipe --psb \_ find /etc -type f -print | xargs grep foo \_ which will break if there are any spaces in the filenames; use: find /etc -type f -print0 | xargs -0 grep foo or, if your find doesn't support print0, use the old standby: find /etc -type f -exec grep foo {} \; |
2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19017 Activity:nil |
8/16 What's the point of sucking yer dick if you're gonna do her w/a condom? |
2000/8/16 [Uncategorized] UID:19018 Activity:nil |
8/16 Was there some R-rate ASCII at the end of the motd? I think there was, but I didn't want to scroll anymore because I was at work and everyone can see my monitor. \_ #t |
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