04/64   motd introspection:
           * "very simple piece of advice that you will pick up fast.  STAY OFF
              THE MAIN DRAGS." hehe.

04/64   FREE EDU T-SHIRT : College students can register at http://edu.com and get a
        free t-shirt  (US residents only)
           http://www.weeklyfreebie.com/cgi-bin/00/0530.cgi?tshirt
        \_ just what we needed, more crappy tshirts with ugly ads on them.
        \_ Can I get on their spam email list too?!

04/64   What does it mean when some statistic says that some form of
        contraception has a xx% success rate? I've seen condom stats
        as low as 80%. Does that mean that 1 out of every 5 uses will
        get you pregnant? That doesn't seem to make sense since aren't
        women fertile about that same percentage of the month?
        \_ my memory is it is after a year of regular use
        \_ It means "parenthood".

6/3     Thank goodness, somebody finally nuked that whole convolution
        proof thread.  Please keep that shit at a math newsgroup and
        NOT on the motd.
        \_ I would rather hear about a good proof than about most of the
           other shit regularly discussed here. -- ilyas
                \_ Tell us of the stars, ilyas....
           please lick my hairy scrotum during a prolonged stint during which
        \_ dear mr. "i would like to hear more about dating vapid playboy
           bunnies",

           please lick my hairy scrotum afetr a prolonged stint during which
           i have not had a chance to shower.

           Sincerely,

           Ali.
           \_ You have a scrotum?
              \_ you would have licked it sooner had you known?

04/64   http://www.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU/~ilyas/problems/blue_eyes_suicide
        Heard this one from a coworker.  Have fun.  -- ilyas
        \_ DA STARS! DA STARS!
        \_ A more painful twist on the centuries-old "dining philosophers"
           problem. Really not all _that_ impressive.
           \_ Ok, try the other one then. -- ilyas
        \_ Is this for real?

6/3     I think these pro-bike and anti-bike fanatics are equally stupid.
        \_ No one cares what you think and there are no anti-bike fanatics.
           There are bike fanatics.  Anti-car fanatics.  And the rest of us
           opposed to people shoving their lifestyle down the throats of
           others at all times, no matter how inappropriate.
           \_ excuse me, Mz. Tyranny of the Majority, but I don't like
              your easy dismissal of alternative lifestyles. TOTM is just
              as much shoving lifestyles down throats as anything.
                \_ No one is insisting that you're evil for riding a bike or
                   that driving a car is the only Pure and Moral lifestyle
                   choice, thanks.  Do whatever the fuck you want with your
                   life and keep it to your loud mouthed minority self.  Go
                   play with an ac transit bus.  Public transport is your
                   friend.
        \_ -1 Troll

6/4     It is already 6/4 and since this is called the MOTD where D=="DAY"
        The latest NFL football news is that:
        "Cowboys show interest in Cunningham"
        "Green Bay to release tight end Chmura"
        "49ers deal for Rice should be done Monday"
        \_ Uh... so what?

04/64   So who are you really and what were you before? What did you do
        and what did you think?
        \_ Rick is the type of person that if I were a woman, and I weren't
           around, I would be in love with him.
        \_ first post!

6/4     Fugazi + Sleater-Kinney + Invisible Scratch Pickles +
        lots of other things going on, today, Dolores
        Park, between 14th and 15th and Guerrero and Dolores, SF, 1-6pm.

4/69    April never ended, bitch. -motd april god

4/65    does anyone know where you can get the Sun Ultra-5 for ~ $800
        for the student discount?
        \_ I was mistakenly spreading rumors about this today, the student
           deal is $1300 -jones
           see: http://store.sun.com/docs/specials/education/education.jhtml
           \_ maybe you can get it w/o monitor?
             \_ No. It's always a package deal for that price.
        \_ My original post never said it was just a "student discount".
           Anyways, I think it's too late now. Just like with the free
           online classes thru SunEd. But wait awhile, the promotions
           always come back (in fact U-10s
           \_ this sounds juicy.  more info please?
        \_ http://www.sun.com/edu is the main site for current edu discounts
              \_ Someone did some sloppy motd editing and trucated this thread
        \_ http://www.sun.com/edu is the main
           site for current edu discounts

6/4     Anyone find something a little wrong with this?
        http://www.netcraft.com/whats/?host=www.openbsd.org