Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2000:February:23 Wednesday <Tuesday, Thursday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2000/2/23 [Computer/Networking] UID:17591 Activity:nil
10/7    When you specify localhost or as address, will TCP/IP
        that uses it look it interpret right away as "self" or will it
        actually try DNS first?  In other words, can they be spoofed?
2000/2/23 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:17592 Activity:nil
10/7    Rake in some greenbacks by designing a Quake level.
        See /usr/local/csua/jobs/bolt-action.
2000/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:17593 Activity:nil
10/6    For the person who asked last week:
        "TeleBEARS Phase I begins on Monday, October 27,  and the
         Spring 1998 Schedule of Classes will become available on
         Monday, October 20."
2000/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:17594 Activity:nil
10/4* banned at Berkeley.  No more jpgs at 11.
        \_ Yeah?  BFD.
2000/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:17595 Activity:nil
10/6    Anyone know why the sudden increase in SPAM mail of late ?
        \_ Who from?  Could well be due to CP's temporary victory -
           they have AGIS connectivity till the 16(?)th. -jor
2000/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:17596 Activity:nil
10/6    And the prize for the most sucessful bait thread this month goes to:
        \_  The funny thing is that I originaly posted this thread merely
            to follow up and make fun of the promise keeper thread, blithely
            unaware that it will touch every soda boy geek's sore G-spot.
            BTW, what is the prize and how do I claime it?(-; -- promise keeper
2000/2/23 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:17597 Activity:nil
10/3    I promise to keep my virginity as long as I am a soda geek.
                --- promise keeper
        \_ as if you could help it...
        \_ That isn't much of a promise.  More of a guarantee.
        \_ The rest of soda promises to help you achieve this goal.
        \_ I lost mine last night.
           \_ I lost mine to psb and nweaver at BAGG last week
                -- promise breaker
        \_ Lose your virginity by hitting on one of the CSUA sluts
                \_ That only works for women since all the CSUA sluts are
                   \_ Name one who claims lesbianism but hasn't had a long
                      string of male sex partners or isn't currently screwing
                      some random dude.
                   \_ I can personnaly assure you that this is FAR from true.
                      -Soda Mack Daddy
                        \_ So a guy who sleeps around is a mack, but a
                           girl who sleeps around is a slut?  One standard
                           is plenty.
                           \_ How about we drop the use of the term "slut"
                              and use "sexually empowered woman" instead
                                \_ "Slut" is more accurate.  -The Mack
                   **_  Name some witness please.
                        \_ Uh huh.  More like wannabe college-cool lesbians.
                        A soda chick claiming lesbianism is merely the typical
                        its-so-cool college attitude compounded by the need
                        for a defense against the typical sex starved soda
                        geek she comes into contact with through the csua.
                        \_ This analysis is so right on that I must comment
                           on  it explicitly.  It shows a depth and keeness
                             of intellect rarely  exhibited on the soda motd.
                             Well done -- motdd
                             \_ So you haven't been able to get any either?
                               \_ No, I was just making a comment about that
                               statment above; but your response is funny :)
                               also, I think most of the soda women (girls?)
                               are skanky, or damaged goods, or a combo of
                               both -- motdd (yes, there are exceptions, I
                               know- and I include the men (boys) in this
                               as well)
                                \_ damaged goods, huh?  So are you a virgin?
                                  \_ Damaged doesn't mean "non-virgin".  It
                                  means "psychotic and emotional mess".
                        \_ What about those chicks who crave attention they
                           can't get anywhere else?
                          \_ At Berkeley the competition is so minimal that
                             all a chick has to do to get attention is breathe.
                             Yes, this _does_ say something about men at Cal
                             as well.
        \just shows that some people need to get a clue when it comes to women
                \_ And you made this observation on paid company time?
                   (I'm not getting paid while typing this.)
                   \_ then you are a loser and a slave.  The only excuse
                   for posting to the soda motd is doing it on company time;
                   doing it on your own time is a waste of what little life
                   you have. -- posting this on company time, right after my
                   2 hour lunch.
                        \_ I didn't take a 2 hour lunch today but I showed
                        4 hours late and I'm going home 2 hours early. I'm
                        also getting paid to post this.  How's that?
                        \_ that's pretty good, if you can keep it up :)
                          \_ It's killing me.  I need more hobbies since like
                             a US farmer, I get paid not to work.
                \_ And your problem with this is ?
                \_ The women on soda are smart enough not to get involved
                   in this thread
                \_ hear hear - the voice of reason. best to let the boys
                   be oh so brave and daring by posting their rantings to the
                   soda motd - it's not like any of them would ever have the
                   guts to even make a peep about any issue IRL anyway - just
                                                            \_  I feel stupid
                                                                for asking,
                                                                but I really
                                                                want to know
                                                                what is "IRL"?
                   keep playing and posting in your insulated little world
                   and never actually do anything. suits us just fine.
                   \_ and this surprises you?
                   \_ Rantings?  What rantings?  A few facts:
                        0) PRINT "HELLO, WORLD!"
                        1) No real women in soda hall
                        2) No real lesbians in soda hall
                        3) No real men in soda hall
                        4) No real or simulated sex in soda hall
                        5) I get paid to post to the motd which hell sure
                           beats doing real work
                        6) IRL = In Real Life.
                        7) That you would think anyone takes this seriously
                           and post a real reply says more about you than
                           about those posting so-called rants.
                        8) Did I mention I'm getting paid to do this?  :-)
                        9) GOTO 0
                        \_  This is getting more and more hilarious!
2000/2/23 [Reference/BayArea] UID:17598 Activity:moderate
2/23    I'd *really* like to get into zoophilia sometime soon.  Anyone have
        any websites, tips for beginners, good local zoophiliac hangouts to
        visit (I'm in the SF Bay Area)?  Thanks a lot!
        \_ Try <DEAD><DEAD>  They usually have some good locator
           links.  Enjoy!
2000/2/23 [Computer/SW/Unix] UID:17599 Activity:nil
2/23    What is a good power-user (as opposed to dummy) level unix book for
        someone whose skill is a bit rusty due to years of neglect but want
        to get back in shape just for getting work done efficiently?
2000/2/23-25 [Consumer/PDA] UID:17600 Activity:high
2/23    What are the cons to getting a Handspring?
        \_ the case construction is a bit weaker than palm.
        \_ Can't rev. the firmware. Lack of flash ROM sux.
           \_ Not the case so much as the cover.  I gave my Palm III to my
              girlfriend and bought a Visor Deluxe to replace it.  Aside from
              the cover, zero complaints.  Arrived in under a week, it's fast,
              has a nice screen, tons of memory, and cost a lot less than a
              Palm V.  True, it has the Palm III form factor rather than the
              sexy Palm V, but I was more than willing to give that up for the
              major price difference.  My advice: Go for it, but be sure to
              buy an upgraded cover at the same time.  -mogul
        \_ how is the color?
        \_ Everything in here is wrong except the bits about
           "fast", "girlfriend", and "replace".
2000/2/23-25 [Computer/SW/Unix] UID:17601 Activity:high
        \_ Yet another Bash MS article, so what?
        \_ Everything in here is wrong except the bits about
           "what", "another", and "bash".
           \_ yeah tcsh is way better than bash.
2000/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:17602 Activity:nil
2/2     My patience is unlimited.
2000/2/23 [Computer/SW/OS/Windows, Computer/HW/Drives] UID:17603 Activity:nil
2/22    So my NT Client machine is giving me the error "the volume
        does not contain a recognized file system." when i try to access the
        cdrom.  However, if i boot from a floppy the CDROM works fine.
        (i.e. it is not a hardware problem).  What is NT's problem?
        \_ Well, my mentor, the great Holmes once ... oh fuck it ... your
           NT drivers are fucked.  Uninstall the CD ROM drivers.  Reboot.
           Install most recent non-beta drivers for your CD ROM.  Reboot.
2000/2/23 [Uncategorized] UID:17604 Activity:nil
2/2     You can't stop HILLARY!  Delete this all you want but HILLARY! _will_
        be the next United States Senator from the Great State of New York!
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