2/21 Tragic headlines from ABC news today:
PERL GUNMAN SLAYS 2, HURTS 8 IN MALL RAMPAGE
\_ Just think of how many innocent lives would have gone unscarred if
he'd used awk, cat, and sed: he'd have wasted so much time trying
to pipe the output of this into the output of that and worrying
about whether or not he was using sh or csh that the authorities
would have been able to apprehend him before he'd have done any
damage. Languages should only be in the hands of those properly
licensed to use them. BAN PERL NOW!
would have apprehended him before he'd done any damage. Languages
should only be in the hands of those who undergo regular
psychiatric evaluation and who are properly licensed by the
government to use them. BAN PERL NOW!!!
\_ I agree. Most people I've met who are hardcore use Perl/use
Linux/ride bike types are definitely in need of regular
psychiatric evaluation.
\_ Love my car, hate bikers, really hate linux fanatics, and
use perl everyday and loving it. Am I suffering from
some sort of MPD? Is there a 12 step program to turn me
into a full-on raving bike riding linux fanatic? Thanks,
motd wisdom! --seeking help
\_ i'm guessing the first step involves reading a man page,
and probably several other steps involve RTFMing. just
a guess.
\_ It is inevitable that something like this would happen
sooner or later. This is what happens when you give away
software to anybody on the Internet. This open-source
stuff has gotten out of hand. There should be a
3-day cooling-off period with in-depth background checks
before letting anyone download Perl source code. I've
known of young 12-year old kids downloading Perl and
then going out and killing children and parent processes,
breaking loops using 4 different types of commands, mixing
scalars and other data types...
Dont get me wrong -- when I was growing up, we consumed
our fair share of stuff like sed/awk/grep/csh/sh. But
things were more innocent back then -- sure, a few guys
I know did C, but we never had this stronger, addictive
scripting stuff like Perl -- and it was not as widespread.
Now with the Internet, video games and Linux, anybody
can get this stuff, and they dont know how to handle it.
Sure, the naysayers will try to argue that they have a
*right* to have Perl in their home and on their computers.
Well, recent studies have shown that a (perl)loaded computer
in the home gives you a 68% increased risk of shooting
yourself in the foot.
\_ You PC liberals are always trying to take away rights
guaranteed by the US Constitution!!!!
It is our 1st amendment right to bear Perl.
\_ I dont just mean for PC's but even Macs and Sparcs.
And i think you mean the second amendment. The first
is for freedom of religion and expression.
\_ Not 2nd! I said 1st amendment -- Freedom of
regular expressions. |