Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2000:January:31 Monday <Sunday, Tuesday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2000/1/31-2/1 [Computer/HW/Drives] UID:17380 Activity:nil
1/30    What is a website that finds the cheapest place online
        to buy a dvd or music cd (like the addall search for
        books)? (edited to not be a yes/no question)
        \_ It would be a place that does searches of other websites, compares
           price data and then presents a summary of best price choices to
           you, the cheapskate.
        \_ -mogul
2000/1/31-2/1 [Uncategorized] UID:17381 Activity:moderate
1/29    [Favourites becoming juvenile rather than clever -- quit while ahead]
             \_ hey what's with the non-American English? You a Brit?
                \_ No, he is an asshole.  Close enough.
             \_ The original posters spelled it that way, my dear chap.
        \_ I don't recall being here for your amusement you fuck.
           \_ Your mom likes to lick my toilet bowl for bits of feces
                \_ Spelling errors are mandatory when trying to insult others
                   on the motd.
           \_ Then just don't think about it and you'll feel better.
                \_ Bend over, split legs, insert head in ass.
2000/1/31-2/3 [Uncategorized] UID:17382 Activity:nil
01/31   Startup Jobs Fair noon-4pm 2/2 in Pauley, MLK. Bring resume to enter
        rolling raffle.  Free Pizza and Drinks.  <DEAD>www.ocf/careerfair<DEAD>
2000/1/31 [Uncategorized] UID:17383 Activity:very high
1/31    Tell me what you know about Tweedle Beetles.  Well, when tweedle
beetles battle, this is what we call a tweedle beetle battle.  When tweedle
beetles battle in a puddle, this is what we call a tweedle beetle puddle
battle.  But...when tweedle beetles battle in a puddle with a paddle, this is
what we call a tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle.
        --Lyrics from a Danny Kay children's song  [I thought it was cute]
        \_ It's Fox in Socks, by the illustrious Dr. Seuss, aka Theodore
        \_ shut up, cmlee
                \_ shut up, tom.  --not cmlee, started thread, fuck you
                \_ I sign my posts. -tom
                        \_ Yeah, ok, well fuck you anyway.
2000/1/31-2/1 [Uncategorized] UID:17384 Activity:nil
1/31    Maybe someone should tell milesm about
2000/1/31-2/1 [Industry/Startup] UID:17385 Activity:moderate
1/31    Anyone here work for Scient..?
        \_ yep. -tcmoore
           \_ wanna hook-up? :)
             \_ Volkert, is that you?
                \_ um, is this like, a 3 person company joke?
                   \_ presumably, this is  ...ology, the organization
                      that regularly scans websites and shuts them down
                      for unauthorized use of their trademarks.
        \_ yes. dyu.
        \_ Wow.  The enemy.  Perhaps when you're done without innovatively
           named companies like Scient, you can move on to Viant, Lucent,
           Agilent, or Aquent.
            \_ Hey, you got a problem with Lucent?
               \_ Just the naming company that produced that, and so many
                  other sparkling Namients.
        \_ Are people who work for Scient called Scientologists?
2000/1/31-2/1 [Computer/Networking] UID:17386 Activity:high
1/31    For all you who called me a poser .... nyah nyah.  We got raided.
        See what happens when you listen to advice given on the motd....
        Anyways, looking for a small used 2-8 gig IDE driver to buy / borrow
        for a short time as all my drives were seized.  Looking for replacement
        cable modem as well.  PGPdisk rules, btw.  --sky
        \_ d00d, eye g0t arestid, ey'm s0 kewl!11   you're a dork.
        \_ I think you were called an idiot, not a poser.
        \_ What did you get raided for? Drugs don't really make you 3133+,
           just a criminal.
                \_ The Idiot-Poser Patrol showed up and grabbed my kiddie
                   pr0n collekshuN111!!!  kewl, eh?   --sky
        \_ what motd advice was this?
        \_ Is that really your girlfriend on your website?  If she's happy to
           waste her time on a loser like you than *anyone* else could make
           her truly happy.  Send her over.  I'll give you $5.00 for your
           trouble.  You can use it for bail or to buy yourself a few floppy
                \_Yes! I also wish to fuck your girlfriend! Glad to
                  hear you are in jail.
                  \_ Although it depends... did he get her messed up in drugs
                     and fuck her up as much as himself?  I'd pass in that
                     case.  Some crack head isn't worth the $5 I offered.
2000/1/31-2/1 [Computer/SW/WWW/Server] UID:17387 Activity:moderate
1/31    How do you setup SSL on Apache? Is it very difficult?
        \_ yes. If you want easy, PAY FOR A PRODUCT.
                \_ If you want legal in the us, you must pay anyway.
        \_ Summary: If you don't think RSA is going to hunt you down personally:
           run mod_ssl which is fairly easy to build and install.
           \_ i've never heard of an instance where anyone cared that RSA
              was being used so much that they hunted the culprits down.
                \_ They're silenced quickly. You wouldn't have heard.
           If it's a high profile commercial site, use Raven
           ( or, if you want to support Sameer,
           use Stronghold (
                \_ Sameer left C2 - read his interview on
                   \_ old old old news...
2000/1/31 [Uncategorized] UID:17388 Activity:very high
1/29    I'm lila and I'm a lesbian.
        \_ Is backdating this supposed to somehow give it more validity?
        \_ woah.  the things you find out about yourself in the motd...  -lila
                \_ You've been outted.  Might as well come out now.
                   \_ better yet, post pictures.
        \_ so i'm kinda curious why someone would post this.  did they think
           it would offend me or something?  -lila
2000/1/31-2/1 [Recreation/Media] UID:17389 Activity:kinda low 60%like:17171
1/31    Be a grunt like me! /csua/pub/jobs/pixar -=Aubie
                                                  \_ Auburn "Aubie" Schmidt
        \_ Do we get our names in the movie credits like you?
        \_ do we need to be hot?
                                                \_ I'm bitter, they took
                                         out my middle initial! it was:
                             Auburn C. "Aubie" Schmidt in "A Bug's Life"
2000/1/31-2/1 [Uncategorized] UID:17390 Activity:nil
1/31 let me know what you think of the layout
        - kinney
        \_ It's rather ugly, the images don't line up, and those particular
           graphics looks rather bad against a white background.  The gap
           between the top and left bars looks weird.  --dbushong
        \_ another problem is that when you refresh, not all of the
           frames are automatically refreshed.
2000/1/31-2/1 [Uncategorized] UID:17391 Activity:nil
1/31    This Friday on Sci-Fi, the grand finale of Sliders: the show that went
        on two seasons after it died.  Special treat: they're reshowing the
        original pilot movie so you can see how far they went downhill.
2019/01/15 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
Berkeley CSUA MOTD:2000:January:31 Monday <Sunday, Tuesday>