1/22    http://www-itg.lbl.gov/Frog
        \_ This is not the same as doing the real thing.

1/22    I want some hot action with a couple AMD 6K-2 multiprocessors but
        they don't do SMp. Do any of you know a Special7 board I can strap
        them to and give them OpenPIC? - seano
        \_ "He said strapon! uh uh uh!"
        \_ he said "hot action" huhuhuhhbnnyuyhuihuhuh
                \_ uh uh uh!

1/22    FYI: final results of the first tjb poll:
        a: 4.5, b: 5, c: 2.5
        \_ The math dept will just make him the head TA when they find out
           what a total asshole he is.  It's hopeless.

1/22    In regards to the poll about TB being a TA, I would propose
        another poll:
        Would you rather have a teacher (TA, professor, etc.)
        who is an asshole but fair, or who is pleasant but unfair:
                Get shot: 0
                Get raped: 1
                Get strangled: 0
                Get exactly what he deserves: 0
                Get yermom: 1

1/22    Informal survey. My favorite UCB person is:
        1) Trevor       0
        2) David Cash   0
        3) kchang       0
        4) yermom       1
        5) tom          1
        \_ Go Trevor!
        2) David Cash   0
        3) kchang       0
        3) kchang       1
        4) yermom       1
           \_ yermom is not a UCB person, is she?
                \_ Has an honorary degree from the women's studies dept. with
                   a design-your-own-major IDFS's major in Sex.
        5) tom          -1

1/22    STOP CASTING POROSITY
        \_ ok, sorry
        is the sign gone?
        \_ Yes.  They stopped so the sign was taken down.
        \_ Havent been that way during daytime in awhile.
           The walls were getting pretty high. I wonder if
           it just got walled off?

1/22    What are some good places where an employee can have his employment
        contract evaluated, and where can one get good advice from an attorney
        about stock options in employment.  I am not sure whether I got a fair
        shake.  THanks
        \_ A lawyer.

1/21    So which computer science professor will TuBerculosis(tjb) flame this
        semester?
        \_ Email him and ask for his class list.

1/21    Anyone have a page where I can find stuff on headers for our apache web
        server?  We have authentication, though we've realize that caching
        really is another issue entirely and would like our pages to have the
        same behavior as the portals (e.g., yahoo, aol) re browser based
        email authentication
        \_ http://www.hamsterdance.com
        \_ Don't go to hamsterdance.  You're looking for
           http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com.
        \_ Would you care to try again except use English and format to
           between 76 and 80 columns?
        \_ Reformatted to fit on 80-column punchcard. - motd punchcard god

1/22    If Taos is a stepping stone for big $ admin job, then what is
        a good stepping stone BEFORE Taos?                      -newbie
           \_ no, he said a big$ admin job. Install Solaris.
                \_ And while you're at it, buy some more ram so you
                   can run it too.
                \_ This is Taos.  Competence has nothing to do with it.
        \_ Install linux on a p5-133 if you're feeling adventurous.
                                \_ no such thing
                                   \_ WTF?  I've got one right here.
           \_ no, he said a big$ admin job. Install Solaris.
                \_ And while you're at it, buy some more ram so you
                   can run it too.