12/14   Sorry 'bout the unexpected downtime.  Would have been back faster
        had we not had a /var/mail shitfit.  Don't worry, it'll all be
        worth it in the long run.  -mikeh

1/14    Troll killed.
        \_ Out of curiousity, where did the term "troll" come from?
           And "spam"? I see no relationship between ham and unwanted email.
        \_ Out of curiousity, where did the term "troull" come froum?
           And "spam"? I see no relatiounship between ham and unwanted email.
        \_ try harder.

1/14    Tired attempts at flame bait purged.

1/14    Mutt has suddenly started acting weird -- it says that my
        mailspool is read-only, and it won't let me toggle that off.
        My mailspool is not read-only, and other mailers (mail, pine,
        elm) aren't having a problem.  I tried removing my .muttrc,
        just in case the upgrade made it wrong, but that didn't
        help.  Any ideas?  --brianm
        \_ Get a real mail program.  Why is it that people who use real mail
           handlers are never posting to the motd whining for help about the
           latest broken fucked up and unsolvable problems with their 'easy
           to use' mail clients?  STOP USING MAIL-FOR-DUMMIES!
           \_ And what would you recommend?  I'm certainly open to
              switching mail clients, if there's something better than
              mutt out there.
        \_ I upgraded mutt to 1.1.2i, and the problem seems to have
           gone away.  Thanks for sending me the bug report. Let
           me know if you have further problems.  -brg (who hacks
           on mutt)

1/14    What does the title "The Rev." as in "The Rev. MLK Jr." and "Rev.
        Jesse Jackson" stand for?  Seems to have something to do with the
        church.  Thx.
        \_ revolutionary
        \_ Real Answer: Reverend
           \_ More specifically, he is a Baptist Minister
                \_ The truth: he's a race baiting politico racist.  He's also
                   a multi millionaire.  Income source officially unknown.
                   \_ MLK Jr. or Jesse Jackson?
                        \_ Jackson.  MLK was a great man.
                        \- we should send jackson to cuba with elian --psb
                           \_ instead of elian is more like it
                         \_ Goddammit psb, it's "\_" not "\-"
                                \_ The psb can do whatever he damned well
                                   pleases, you peasant!  --psb #1 Fan

1/14    can't find ssh client for win 3.11. help? (and pls don't suggest to
        upgrade to win 95/98/NT.) thanks in advance.
        \_ LINUX! RIDE BIKE!
        \_ I think you can just telnet the non-secure way, use the one-time
           password generator at http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/skey or
           elsewhere to generate the one-time password, then manually type
           the password in your non-secure telnet.
        \_ F-Secure ssh for Win32 will run on Win 3.11 -sony
           \_ http://www.zip.com.au/~roca/ttssh.html
        \_ Can you run java? If so: http://www.mindbright.se/mindterm

1/14    So how long was soda's uptime during that last run?
        \_ 26 Aug 99 - 14 Jan 00. RIP. <sniff>

1/14    Stop reposting the anal sex thread, dammit.
        \_ Unh! Unh! Oh, just like that, yes baby, unh, deeper, all the way,
           baby, oh yes, unh!
        \_ But I wanted to hear what people had to say. I heard it, will stop
           now.
           \_ but I didnt get to say that:
              Any women who prefers anal sex greatly over vaginal, probably
              suffered extreme sexual abuse, and so while craves intimacy,
              shies away from normal penetration.
               \_ woah!  now there's an incredibly stupid theory!