12/8    I'm a management consultant at one of the Big 4 accounting firms.
        All of my peers are becoming e-commerce consultants.  What do I need
        to do to become an e-commerce consultant?  Unfortunately, this is a
        serious question.
        \_ how did you become a management consultant?
                \_ you're fired!
           \_ I got my B.S. in a liberal arts major, graduated with high
              honors, got an MPP at KSG
              honors, got an MPP at KSG, became a management consultant
              honors, got an MPP at KFC, became a management consultant
        \_ what's an MPP?
           \_ masters in public policy
        \_ serious answer: Call yourself an e-commerce consultant.

12/9    Hey!  haven't got a chance to check out this link to the tjb Brooke
        babe.  Where is it?
        \_ http://playboy.com/oncampus/pictorial/index.html