10/11   What settings do i have to change so that apache will allow ~user
        Web pages on my linux box.
        \_ UserDir  -tom

        - obvious troll deleted and will continually be.   Lets have some good,
        coherent discussion, people.
        \_ drop the chalupa
        \_ Read the conf file comments.  It's pretty clear.  I'd say RTFM,
           but you don't even need to do that much reading to figure this
           one out.

10/12   How do I make less clear the screen and return to the prompt after
        it exits?
        \_ alias less 'less \!* && clear'
           \_ I meant bring you back to the old prompt.
           \_ I meant bring you back to the old prompt, as if I never did
              the less.  I think it has something to do with your terminal
              setttings.  I'm using an xterm by the way
              \_ alias less 'xterm -e less \!*'
        \_ man xterm and search for the titeInhibit resource string

10/12   How come my guys friends give me condolences while my gal friend
        congratulate me for getting married?    -going to be married on 1/1/00
        \_ Cool, marriage by candlelight!
        \_ theyre jsut jealous.
        \_ theyre just jealous.
        \_ their just jealous.
           \_ Yeah, you must have a very cute girlfirend.
              -going to be married on 10/23/99
        \_ the girls are trying to encourage the servitude of men.
           the guys just give it to you straight.
        \_ Put it simple, you are going to jail.
        \_ please places bets on first CSUA divorce