6/17    why does my perl break with the following message?
        "use" may clash with future reserved word at ./foo line 3
        syntax error in file ./foo at line 3, next 2 tokens "use strict"
        \_ Because you're not using perl 5.  You will probably have to change
           the first line of the script to show it where perl 5 is installed
           on your system; if you don't have perl 5, you can download it from
           http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/id/GBARR/perl5.005_03.tar.gz

6/17    I can't find "Web Client Programming with Perl" by O'Reilly on any
        of the book sites including the O'Reilly site, I think it's out of
        print.  Any help/info/pointers?
        \_ I bought it from Computer Literacy two months ago. Last time I was
           there (two weeks ago) they still had a few copies left.
        \_ http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/156592214X

6/18    I love you
        \_I need my space.
        \_you pay my rent
        \_ But I don't love you.  Was our not-hooking-up unofficial?  Do I
           have to validly not hook up with you?  What's the official way to
           not get together with someone?  Please help!  -being stalked
        \_ http://www.arctic.org/~mogul/SpaceGhost/SG-bk_love.wav -notmogul

6/18    How much for a life account on soda?
        \_ soda account and having a life are mutually exclusive.
        \_ u must FIRST bring back root a SHRUBBERY!
            \_ namely marijuana
               \_ or MDMA
                \_ dissociatives are bad for you.
                   \_ It's all bad for you.
                      \_ is this what you learned from government sanctioned
                         propaganda and programs like D.A.R.E ? You're the kind
                         that they like, follow directions, don't question
                         authority and you'll do fine.
                         \_ No, child, this is what I learned from
                            watching my girlfriend destroy her life.
                            You're a prick.  Little wannabe druggy
                            fucks all think they're so smart and anti-
                            government-conspiracy and all that bullshit.
                            Well, clue time.  You're just a dumb shit
                            moron burning out your brain and body.
                            I'm not a child of the DARE generation.
                            I'm a child of the been-there-knows-that-
                            first-hand generation.
                         _/
                   Then someone of your OBVIOUS wisdom, and intelect
                   would surely refrain from generalizing comments
                   like, "it's all bad" I bow before you unending
                   insight and wisdom, but clearly you can't be
                   serious about comparing your crack-whore gf to
                   an occasional pot smoker or social drinker.
                        \_ You're a prick.  Please dope up and drive off a
                           cliff and drown to death.  The world will be a
                           better place.
        \_ First you must get a life.  Life accounts are only awarded to those
           who graduate with all 5 life points.