5/21    Anybody saved motd entries by "(fucker)"?  Mehlhaff's motd archive
        has his hilarious flames.  I'm looking for more.  This is a
serious
        request.  I think his flames are really funny!   -(fucker)'s #1
fan
        \_ ~seano/pub/funny-motd/I-am-in-love-with-myself
        \_ It's gerbil-licking goons like you do bring a tear to my eye
           oh-so-quaintly in the same way I imagine flogging you with your
           own entrails would to spare you from your vicarious,
           hemorrhoid-spitting kittyfuckerdom -(fucker)

5/21    Beside ftp, what other network services don't work behind firewalls
        and why?
        \_ Please don't delete this. I'm planning on setting up a firewall
           myself.
        \_ Er, depends on the firewall and its configuration.  And as for
           why:  they're blocked on the firewall.  -John
           \_ Not just blocked services but there are services (like ftp)
              that won't allow machines behind a firewall to use that service
              due to implementation reasons.
                \_ As for ftp, you can always use pftp (passive mode). If
                   you don't have pftp, just do what Real Men do, telnet into
                   the ftp server on port 21 and issue the PASV command.
        \_ Any process which has a callback mechanism.  For example:
           Quake, IRC, Real Audio, cuseeme, ftp. -- nickkral
                \_ Don't forget ICQ! I just love my firewall since it
                   keeps the grubbing interns from chatting with thier
                   friends on company time!
                   \_ AIM! AIM!
                \_ It all depends on the firewall and it's configuration.
                        Some setups will let any & all of the above work.

5/21    Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
        \_"fin"
        \_ excuse me, did something just crawl down your throat and die?
           \_ No. Death can not stop me.

5/22    Are modem standards the same between US and UK?
        \_ Yes, but the phone plugs might be not. -muchandr
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           \_ The plugs in UK are wider.  You can buy phone cords that have
              a US plug at one end and a UK plug at the other.  I forgot
              where I got mine.  -- yuen