3/5     Jobs at Sendmail.  Directly.  Perm.  Fulltime.  Not Taos (for those of
        you who don't know -- I'm the fulltime in-house recruiter at
        Sendmail, Inc.). See /usr/local/csua/pub/jobs/Sendmail/ for more
        info...or email me at soda, or cristine@sendmail.com --chris
        \_ is there anything suitable for me?  - cm1ee
        \_ I hear they have a Major Fucking Twink III opening.  -tom
          \_ duh, what are the requirements on the MFTIII position? -oj
                \_ Tom has to think you're less intelligent than him... oh
                   wait, that's everyone!
        \_ hmmmm, need 5 yrs exp for just about every position.
           \_ Yes?  So?  Obviously they don't want new college grad losers.
                \_ yup only experienced losers.
           \_ Actually, thanks for bringing that to my attention.  Some of
              the job requirements are more flexible than that, and
              modifications to the "minimum years experience" requirements
              have been (and are being) made to the website
              job descriptions.  --chris

3/4     generic "troll deleted, -tom"
        \_ This should just be part of the motd update script.  It should just
           insert a few "Troll delete.  -tom" messages at random to make him
           feel big.

3/6     Support UCB, play College Jeopardy Online (http://www.jeopardy.com and
        kick some UCLA and them other schools' asses.  Plus win free
        stuff.
        \_ UCLA? Has our standards of competition sunk that low?
           \_ Read the motd lately?  Playing against UCB is dragging UCLA down
              to UCB's level.