3/4     There is justice as long as we can delete stupid trolls.

333333 I just wanted to remind everyone that I have just fulfilled my
       chilldhood dream of making it past one million on the original
       authentic ASTEROIDS game with extra ships across the screen
       and plenty of style to boot.  Thanks.  --jnat

3/4     US military pilot killed 20 Europeans and got away with it.
        There is no justice.
        \_ Kraut tourists are just anfaellig to bad things, face it.  -John
        \_ Kraut tourists are just anfaellig, face it.  -John
        \_ Sure there is.  They're a bunch of pansy fuck worthless foreigners
           and that was one American.  *ALL* the eurotrash combined isn't
           worth the life of a single American soldier.

3/4     http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9903/04/shatner.ben.folds
        Ben Folds Five and William Shatner - the musical collaboration
        you knew was going to happen.
        \_ Did Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock ever do a duet?  -John
           \_ they did a "Don't Do Drugs" song duet - nearly impossible
              to find
           \_ they did a duet on yer mom.

5/14     Generic Troll   -John
        \_ generic beer
        \_ Generic yermom response
           \_ generic response whining in insulting terms about trolls!
        \_ generic inclusion of references to generic soda "babe"
           \_ generic rejoinder that those looking for babes on soda
              (of either sex) are looking in the wrong place.
             \_ generic personal testimony about random soda user's
                qualifications to be listed as a "babe"
        \_ Generic "You dont do things the way I do hence you are an idiot
           and please dont post until you see that I am superior" post.
                                                -generic lack of signing
           \_ generic off-topic flame having to do with the previous poster's
              ability to configure some kind of software or understanding of
              the computer industry
              -signed in a way that has no relation to my login or real name
              \_ Generic "Fucking geek! *Real* people don't have to talk
                 about computers all the time in an effort to show their
                 superiority!  When are you going to get a life, loser?"
                 response from some loser English-major type who's trying to
                 imply (even though he somehow got a soda account and is
                 posting to the MOTD) that he's morally superior, has a life,
                 and is non-geekly
                 \_ insulting comments about relative salaries of tech and
                    non-tech fields...overuse of "fuck" and "twink".
        \_ Generic comment on indifference to this thread
                - generic tom
        \- Generic intellectual comment by partha.  -generic psb
             \_ Generic flame about partha and his responses.
                   \_ Generic psb is god response. Do not taunt the psb.
                        psb is da man.   -generic psb #1 fan
         \_ non generic comment about bleeding assholes
                - aspo
        \_ Generic flame about how *nix is better than windows and you're
           an idiot for using M$ products.  My dick is bigger than your
           dick kind of flame.
           \_ generic reply how this is the real world and you should get
              a clue.
                \_ Bill Gates and M$ is compared to Hitler and the Nazis.
                        \_ All argument is over once Hitler is mentioned.
                          \_ not the argument, just any useful content.
                        \_ as opposed to the rest of this thread
        \_ G3N3R1K B1FF1ZM, D00D!!!!!1!!!!1!  B1FF RUL3Z, 1N A G3N3RUL
           S0RT UV WAY!!!1!!
        \_ Generic comments about money, working out, and breasts.  -ax

3/5     All the moronic "Troll delete" nonsense purged.  If you feel the
        need to delete something, just fucking do it.  Don't wave your penis
        around and take your ball home after screaming, "I delete the troll!
        Nyah!"  No one knows wtf you deleted so you're just making the motd
        as hard to read as the so-called trolls.
        \_ The troll knows.

3/5     Soda will be going down for a half hour or so at 5 PM on Tuesday
        March 9th for machine room maintenance.  -brg
         \_ I should probably mention Scotch will be down, too, but we'll get
            it done first so that mail won't get lost. -brg

3/5     wallall fixed. Shouldn't crap out with too many
        wallers anymore. Bug reports to smurf.

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