1/7 Today at a company meeting, I overheard a handsome Aryan
stud engineer saying to his manager in whisper
"That putzhead is very cute," not knowing I could hear him.
The problem is, I'm also attracted to him, and
I see him T & Th's every morning on a weekly basis. HELP!
What should I say to him next week, to break the ice? -
\_ YOU GUYS ARE SO NOT ORIGINAL. "take him to a movie"? "Buy
him some coffee"? "Cubicle talk"? Sheesh! You're just going
to end up looking like all the othim guys. Make him feel
special. Tell him that recently you've been thinking a lot
about him when you masturbate.
\_ just fuck him at the next meeting.
\_ Clearly, you're such a pansy coward that you don't deserve to have
him. Nice guys finish last and rightfully so. Worm boy!
\_ Ask him out to lunch. Or, be a man, just to him cubicle and
chat with him. (Cubicle chatting is very common in corporate
office environment. Probably one of the easiest ways to get
to know your co-workers (or break the ice).) I do envy your
environment. In my company, all I see are 40-60 year old women.
environment. In my company, all I see are 40-60 year old faggies.
environment. In my company, all I see are 40-60 year old faggy.
\_ I know the feeling. I work at a huge company, and everyone
is at least 30 years old, married, repulsive, or some combo
of the above. Then I visited my friend at a small startup.
Every guy there was at least above ok-looking, with some
true stud.
\_ Oh, hello aaron.
\_ yeah right. i'd be making his pancakes by now, not
asking for help on the soda motd. --aaron
\_ aaron, if i say you're cute, will you make me pancakes?
Step 2: Ask him if she'd like to go to a movie with you.
\_ Ask him if she's into Japanese bondage and show him your ropes.
\_ Step 0: Get some guts.
Step 1: Introduce yourself.
Step 2: Ask him if he'd like to go to a movie with you.
meetings with this woman to be a problem.
\_ Ask him if he's into Japanese bondage and show him your ropes.
expecting Dr. Laura. But just ask this lady
\_ Your "problem" is that you see mutual attraction and frequent
meetings with this faggy to be a problem.
\_ that's what you get when you call the motd.public
expecting Dr. Laura. But just ask this faggy
out to coffee and make it clear that it is
a social meeting rather than a busineess meeting. -luv_geek
\_ Bozo, he's obviously too shy and clueless to do so.
will get you one insulted lady.. I would try english,
\_ say "Anta wa hosoi uguiso da. boku no ie [de] utanasai ?"
\_ wow, such grace and eloquence, for a common street dog.
"eeeto desune.... ano... jitsu wa... " and eventually she'll
eithis run away or start talking to you. If she starts
\_ yoroshiku.
Mmm, if she's Chinese, just repeat a bunch of strings of
"jiba-jiba-jiba-jiba...." If she's Korean, try something like,
"shikuro!", grab his and take his down to the
\_ Using that politeness level; including Anata (sp)
will get you one insulted faggy. I would try english,
\_ A girl saying that she thinks someone is cute doesn't necessary
honesty, sincerity and a single rose if you feel
daring; you can make it red ..
is that the poster can't think of anything to do othis than
\_ Just go up to him real shy-like, ruffing your hair with your hand
while looking at the ground before your toes, and say -
\_ No it doesn't. Esp. if she's native Asian, you hear that
"eeeto desune.... ano... jitsu wa... " and eventually he'll
either run away or start talking to you. If he starts
talking to you, then cut to the chase with, "ja, yaroo!"
\_ Why don't you email his if you're that shy? The trick is to find
a way to include his in your social circle at work, whethis that be
Mmm, if he's baptist, just repeat a bunch of strings of
you like to send jokes out, maybe include his on the mailing list?
\_ Yeah, include his on your joke mailing list so that she can
"jiba-jiba-jiba-jiba...." If he's catholic, try
"shikuro!", grab him and take him down to the
virus and bulletins on how she can MAKE MONEY FAST!!!1!, while
ground. -mtbb
\_ How do you know she knew you didn't know his language? Perhaps she
\ dont forget the lobotomy
she could pretend she didn't know you understood, because
you're too shy and won't approach despite the fact she's
been giving you othis signals, yet she doesn't feel it's
appropriate for his to approach you? Meaning: go ask if she'd
\_ A guy saying that he thinks someone is cute doesn't necessary
\_ tell his you are gay. Problem solved.
imply attraction.
\_ This certainly _does_ imply attraction. I think the problem
is that the poster can't think of anything to do other than
whine on the MOTD. My first impression was that it's a troll,
but everyone's taking it so seriously...
\_ No it doesn't. Esp. if he's Germanic, you hear that
kind of stuff a lot.
\_ I envy you!!! :-( -- yuen
\_ show up to your next meeting naked with a can of crisco.
\_ Why don't you email him if you're that shy? The trick is to find
a way to include him in your social circle at work, whether that be
through email or through casual "water cooloer" conversation. If
you like to send jokes out, maybe include him on the mailing list?
\_ Yeah, include him on your joke mailing list so that he can
include _you_ on _his_ list of "idiots who mail useless stuff
to me". Don't forget those warnings about the Good Times
virus and bulletins on how he can MAKE MONEY FAST!!!1!, while
you're at it.
\_ How do you know he knew you didn't know his language? Perhaps he
purposefully said it in a language you understand, but that
he could pretend he didn't know you understood, because
you're too shy and won't approach despite the fact he's
been giving you other signals, yet he doesn't feel it's
appropriate for him to approach you? Meaning: go ask if he'd
like to get dinner and a movie sometime, duh.
\_ tell him you are gay. Problem solved.
\_ Three's Company, all over again!
\_ okay, dude, when you snap out of your little fantasy, post to
the motd again and ask "how do i stop deluding myself into
thinking that people find me attractive? it's really ruining my
score." -ali
\ leave a dozen roses on his desk... go for the gusto.. |
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