If you're going to nuke the MOTD, do it right:

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                   /f=r/~_-~ _-_ --_.^-~--\=b\
                 4fF / */  .o  ._-__.__/~-. \*R\
                /fF./  . /- /'~` -  \_  * *\ *\R\
               (iC.I+ '| - *- -@  )\  \  )  ) )|RB
               (I| (  [  / \-__ .   ) )  /_/ | *)B          D
               (I(. \ `` \   \_-/~~/__/ )_ .-~ F/
                \b\\=_.\_b`-+-~x-_/ .. ,._/ , F/
                 ~\_\= =  =-*###%#x==-#  *=- =/
                    ~\**U/~  | i i | ~~~\===~
   M                        | I I \\                     T
                           / // i\ \\
                      (   [ (( I@) )))  )
                           \_\_VYVU_/
                             || * |
                             | *  *\
                            /* /I\ *~~\
                          /~-/*  / \ \ ~~M~\
                ____----=~ // /WVW\* \|\ ***===--___
  \_ Oh my god! You killed MOTD! You bastards!   -- kyle

\_ Linux install-demo was a success....about 60 new people are excited
   about linux.

\_ Linux install-demo was a success....about 60 new people are excited
   about linux.
        \_ did you collect their phone numbers as well?
           \_ Only the Hot Babes (tm).
              \_ you need to multiply that by i (to get a real one)
           \_ Actually, we did collect some contact information for people who
              want CDs.  So there.  -- schoen
   \_ Anyone who gets excited over any OS needs to be shot in the stomach
      and be allowed to bleed to death.
      \_ You want me to pull out and shoot on your stomach while screaming
         "Yes! Linus! Give it to me! Free Kevin Mitnick!!"???

"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people,
time and time again, and betrayed their trust.  Since he has admitted
guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an
impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his
term, the only possible solution is for the president to save some
dignity and resign."

  - 12th Congressional District Hopeful William Jefferson Clinton,
 during the Nixon investigations in 1972.
        \_ http://www.drudgereport.com a few times a day and you'll get all the
           Clinton related news you can stand.  I saw this quote a few
           weeks ago.
        \_ Clinton's a stud.
        \_ So what that he lies about his sex life.  This not as important as
           lying about other serious crimes committed in our nation.  Watergate
           incident was much more serious than "I did not have sex with that
           ugly fat bitch..."

9/17    The CSUA is now accepting donations for the "Stuff ASUC won't pay for"
        Fund (donut runs, halloween parties, end-of-semester beer bashes) and
        the KChang Illegal Anti-Defense Fund.  Send your checks now!
        \_ Where to send and who to make the checks out to?
                \_ Tom Chen-Ming Lee
                   Way out in the boonies, Minnesota 01234
                        \_ all right, get off my arse right now...yah?
                           \_ in New York, everyone says "yeh"
                \_ Jon Wasabi Koroda
                   343 Soduh Hell