8/17    Normally Mr. Fossett would be dead...
        http://solospirit.wustl.edu/status/ud_1998-08-17T16-30Z.htm

8/17    http://www.cpu-central.com/dualceleron

8/17    On the topic of books, can anyone recommend any OpenGL programing
        books (possible 184 students might know) and where I could obtain
        linux libraries so I can write C programs?
        \_ opengl is dead.  go learn directx instead.-gates
        \_"OpenGL Programming Guide, Second Edition", The official Guide
           to Learning OpenGL, Version 1.1, Woo, Neider, Davis
           Addison-Wesley, 1997).
        \_ As for "Linux libraries," you will be able to build them
           from the source code for Mesa, a software-only implementation
           of the OpenGL stuff.  Check out ftp://iris.ssec.wisc.edu/pub/Mesa/
           and see if it's What You Want.  -- tmonroe
           \_ Do you need special 3d video cards to exploit these
              libraries?

8/17    "I had sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, but I did not impale."
        \_"I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.  We made love."

8/18    Al Gore!  Al Gore!  Al Gore!  President of US 1999-2000.
        \_ GORE2k!!!

8/17    Sorry for my ignorance.  But what happened to the parking
        meters in Berkeley?
        \_ IT'S ALL KEN STARR'S FAULT!!!!1!!  BUT IGNORE IT, AND
           LET SHIRLEY DEAN GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF RUNNING
           BERKELEY.
                \_ Starr was investigating my improper relationship with MOTD,
                   too.  That asshole!!!
        \_ Berkeley(tm) realized that they couldn't keep up with
           the vandals so they're gonna replace them with super-duper
           robo-mega-indestructo-meters that can still be ruined with
           bubble gum or a caulk-gun.
        \_ A junior high kid did a school report where she timed the
           meters for accuracy and found that the digital meters are far
           more accurate (only 1 in 10 of the old ones were deemed
           accurate). It made the news and got a lot of publicity, so
           Berkeley is going to replace all their meters with digital
           ones.
        \_ The real answer is they got stolen because the old meters were
           fucked and ripping people off and some good citizen didn't want
           to get fucked anymore so took justice into their own hands.  My
           only regret in my entire life is I wasn't a part of the meter
           theft.  -been roobed by Berkeley meters too many times
           \_ Well, the girl's report actually showed that the meters
              were roobing the city, not the other way around.  You just suck.