7/29    what is the cheapest way to get rid of a very old couch legally?
        (How much do dumpsters charge?)
        \_ I am always on the lookout for ancient couches,
           clean or not too dirty, if you really want it to
           disappear email me - danh
        \_ if you leave it on the street it will disappear
        \_ put it up "for sale" somewhere in Berkeley... Say "$5". Or offer
           to take someone out to lunch if they'll take it off your hands.
        \_ put in in your cube/office at work.  my couch is very popular
           with my coworkers.  -meyers
        \_ it is clean? I'm looking for a couch for my office...   -dxu
        \_ leave it in karen's backyard for a couple of months to get nice
           and moldy.

7/29    perl-5.005_01 (the latest non-beta version) installed, bugs to mconst.
        \_ Is this a version _without_ the threads compiled in, cause
            I heard threaded perl might run slower (but I havent installed
                5.005 myself yet )
                \_ perl5 -V yields:
                        usethreads=undef useperlio=undef d_sfio=undef
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        \_ could you link perl5 back to the stable perl5.00404 please?
           \_ perl-5.005_01 is an official release (the _01 is a maintenance
              patch, not a development version); as far as I can tell, it's
              more stable than 5.004_04 was.  I saw someone complaining on
              wall that LWP didn't work; I've recompiled LWP (along with most
              of the other modules we had installed) to work with 5.005.
              If you find anything else that doesn't work with the new perl,
              please let me know.  --mconst
                \_ ok fine. but remember p54 didn't stablize till patch 04.

7/29    hmmm...
http://www.idt.mdh.se/kpt/billsux.jpg
        \_ Hmm, intel design rules allow diagonal metal at a looser
           pitch.  I wonder which metal layer this is?
           \_ Easy. This is a hoax, not an Intel processor.
link:www.amazon.com/covers/0/69/102/125/0691021252.l.gif
        \_ Stop making fun of our President of the United States.
           \_ As opposed to my or somebody else's President of the United
              States?
        \_ Did Monica or Hillary work for Intel?

7/30    What the heck does that little girl say in the British Airways
        commercial?
        \_ I give better blowjobs than Monica

7/30    Where the heck is kchang? I need my daily dose of idiocy.
        \_ WHITEY GO HOME
        \_ Oh my god, they killed kchang!  You bastards root!
           \_ Is that what /csua/adm/bin/sorry means?
           \_ Yes...I killed him cuz I was on his watch list.  My
              accomplice helped me cuz he was not on his watch list.
              \_ Sorrying kchang is morally equivalent to slavery and
                 discrimination against the black man!  Just because you
                 lily-white root bastards no longer keep black people in
                 chains and let millions of mexicans across the border every
                 day, you think "nobody can see us discriminating in all these
                 other ways in which we used to discriminate . . . so its okay
                 to sorry kchang because were are being so good and nobody
                 will notice!!!!!!!"  You are wrong!!!!!  I WILL NOTICE!!!!!!
                 \_ I didn't write this; I don't endulge myself in the
                    gratuitous use of exclamation points -(fucker)
                    \_ In this context, the use of additional exclamation
                       points is quite correct.  It emphasizes the mental
                       anguish and suffering of an AGGRIEVED MINORITY!!!!!!
                       WHITEY (root) WILL PAY!!!
        \_ kchang left soda to devote his full attentions to a career in the
           bath-house management industry.
           \_ i.e. he went to take a shower?
        \_ you guys are too sarcastic.