7/8     So, who exactly is still getting a UUCP feed from soda these days?
        \_ Just me, I suspect, though I'm happy to help set up other accounts
                \_ You suspect WRONG twinky boy!
        \_ read /etc/sendmail.cf and you will see

7/8     Linux installfest at Cow Palace, Saturday, July 11, as part of the
        Robert Austin show; bring a machine and a friend. -- schoen
        \_ Isn't the FreeBSD users' group doing sometihg similar?
        \_ Where's my poison?  I must drink.
           \_ Microsoft Windows causes cancer in rats, I believe.
                \_ If it caused cancer in cockroaches, it would be a cool
                   feature.

07/07   The ICMP flooding that Soda was undergoing earlier tonight
        has stopped for the time being.

7/9     Unix time(2) passed 900,000,000 this morning, the 9th day of the month,
        at 9:00.  -- schoen
        \_ This an excuse to party? If not, who cares.
           \_ You need an excuse to party??
        \_ start training for the year 2038 problem now - danh
           \_ I am proposing a "One Billion Seconds of Unix" party for
              September 8, 2001.  Be there.  -- schoen
                \_ fucking geek.
                        \_ You mean geeks with sex lives exist?!  -- tmonroe
                  \_ who are you to be calling schoen a geek?
                     schoen is one of the nicest cs guys in soda....
                     i think you need to go shove it up /dev/ass before you go
                     calling someone a geek. -- smitty
                        \_ you have the right to your shitty opinion, as does
                           everyone else on soda. why do you have shove things
                           before calling a soda geek a geek?

7/10    ASIAN CRIME OVERLORD JET LI
        \_ Jacky Chan (aka SuperCop) will arrest him any time.
           \_ And Chow Yun Fat will riddle him with bullets before
              he can lay a kick.
        \_ Keep yer chinky china town crap off the motd you yellow slants!
           \_ print your name so we can flame your racist ass.
           \_ Did someone set off illegal Chinese fireworks in your pants?
                \_ Chinese are illegal?  Then why do we show their movies?
                   \_ just the fireworks.
                   \_ Legalize Haw Flakes!
                   \_ Legalize Chinese Interns, too.
           \_ I never thought that Soda is that racist.
                \_ Soda is not - the machine has no clue about races.
                   Soda users are widely varied however, and some are racist.
                        \_ I agree!!!  Negroes are the best!!!
                           \_  West Siiide!
                             \_ North Siiide is Hella cool.