7/2     Boycott the so called Happy Point Dictatorship!
        \_ why is it dictatorship?

7/2     What was the name of last night's Fox special movie, where this
        weird guy locks up a girl in the basement?
        \_ Dean Koontz' Intensity, I believe
           \_ can someone tell me the ending? I am gone tonight. Thanks.
              \_ It turns out that the wierd guy isn't wierd, just
                 misunderstood -- but fortunately, the girl that he locks up
                 happens to be his soulmate and a kindred spirit, so they end
                 up bonding (and have a lot of hot steamy sex).

7/2     Internet Explorer Trademark Suit settled. Synet gets $5M.
        \_ And you know how that will just put a huge dent in
           my ass.

07/02   I think so, Brain, but that pair of PVC underwear just isn't cut
        for my delicate figure.

7/2     "DEATH! DEATH! DEATH to all who oppose us!"
        \_ Come to Butthead.

7/2     Microsoft security flaw. "::$DATA" behind any asp code will
         allow you to read source code.
        \_ So?  What about Microsoft isn't a security flaw?