6/19 http://www.nra.org/exec-office/sns.html .. be afraid; be very afraid
\_ there goes your carjacking career, I guess...
\_ Is it likely for NRA women to find dates who do not carry
shoulder launched missles and integral body armors?
\_ Perhaps you prefer a society where only the criminals can arm
themselves? Not to worry -- Here in the People's Republic of
Kalifornia, ordinary citizens can't get permits to carry guns
(unless, of course, you are a generous supporter of your local
sheriff). Don't take my word for it -- try it for yourself.
Most counties reject all applications, some won't even give you
the forms. Don't worry though -- inanimate objects *can* be
inherently evil, and the police will always magically appear
just in time to save you. There is no reason for you to accept
responsibility for your own safety. |