5/29  There's a life-size cut-out of Darth Vader, standing in a toilet stall
      at my work.  Any suggestions for a good caption?  I was maybe thinking,
      "May the Farts be with you", or "There's a Great Disturbance in the
      Farts".  There's this fine line in toilet humor that I'm bad at.
      \_ "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the
         POWER of the flush!" (fart is too obvious)
      \_ some things are best left alone.  this is one of them.
        \_ "destroy tom."
                \_ "now."

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