5/21 how do i get tcpip & remote dialup networking setup on windows 3.11?
        \_ 3.11?  Don't be daft.  At least use win95, if not NT or unix.
           \_ Boy, that was real useful.  Do you work for Microsoft tech
              support?
\_ get the TCP/IP add-on for WfW3.11 .. dial-up? use your ISP's win 3.1 prog
        \_ Trumpet Winsock was what I used for win 3.1 (I dunno what the
           differences are between 3.1 and wfw3.11).  Go to http://www.tucows.com
           to look for it.
        \_ I remember using a program called Trumpet Winsock but I'm not
sure they still use that now.  All I remember was that it stunk really bad
but that was what several ISP's recommended at the time.  Personally, if I
were you I would just kill WFW3.11 and put Linux or Window$95. (I'm too
lazy to indent in pico).

5/21 dammit, some stations are refusing to show Friday's Jerry Springer
     http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html
     \_ People actually *watch* Jerry Springer?!?!?!?!?! - Mr. Sheltered Life
        \_ vchang gets aroused by horses
          \_ maybe he just likes to 'ride' them ...

5/21  Why doesn't the csua get a UTS?
        \_ Because we have no idea what a UTS is?  Care to explain?
           \_ Maybe a UPS?

5/21    Five reasons to believe computers are female:
        1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
        2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
           is incomprehensible to everyone else.
        3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative
           as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
           going to tell you".
        4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
           later retrieval.
        5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
           spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
           \_ only half?

5/21    David Letterman is really funny.  You are not.
        \_ your point?
                \_ I think this  person's point is clear.
                 David Letterman is the Voltaire of our day.
                 An individual with unprecedented powers of wit
                 and humor. We all pale in comparison with Dave.
                 Is that so hard to understand, dill weed?