05/19   Campus Power fails, comes back up, fails again, news at 11

5/20    Leonardo Di Caprio as Pat Bateman for $21 million!
        Who woulda thought?   -mlee
        \_ please PLEASE tell me this is a joke.  American Psycho, right?
        \_ Yes.  They are trying to make that unfilmable book.  It's still
        just in the talks, I don't think they even have a director so
        Leo might not have signed a contract.           -mlee
        \_ http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/americanpsycho.html
        http://dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/entertainment/story.html?s=z/reuters/980518/entertainment/stories/film_dicaprio_1.html

5/20    campus-wide power outage and a satellite goes spinning out of control.
        is this all because of the coming of the millenium?
        now, I'm really scared.
        \_ makes life much more interesting than DOJ vs MS...
        \_ No.  It's the arrival of Godzilla.
                \_ Can't wait to see India's reaction to Godzilla movie.
                   \_ Uhm.. what reaction?  Its a friggin movie.
                      \_ D00D!!!1!!!  THAT"Z WHUT U TH1NK, U 1GN0R3NT M3D1A
                         SH33P!!1!  TH3 R3L3AS3 UV "GODZ1LLA" AZ A MAJ0R
                         AM3R1KAN M0V13 W1LL CAUS3 1ND1A 2 R3L3AS3 TH3
                         D3TA1LS UV 1T"Z S3CR3T "DEV3L0P A G1ANT L1ZURD 2
                         D3STR0Y PAK1STAN && CH1NA!!" PR0GRAM!!!1!!!!!!!!
                         WATCH, N" Y0U"LL S33!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
                  \_  Yes, Godzilla was always such a great morality tale
                        about AMERICANS nuking Japan, but American holywood
                        producers couldn't handle that so they blamed it on
                        the French.  At least, Jean Reno came to save the
                        day.  And exactly why did they need to hire that worm
                        guy?  To get his expertise on telling them they need
                        to open up manholes?  Jean Reno should have just used
                        his knife against that overgrown lizard and skip the
                        whole unnecessary Mathew Broderick and his weak
                        pathetic girlfriend as a romantic interest subplot.
                                                -mlee
                \_ BURRRRRP... i 8 tokyo N new york...
                \_ it only breathed fire twice... thumbs down.
                   \_ Fire?  The Japanese Godzilla breathed energy (if that
                      makes any sense).  I suppose a huge lizard eating NY or
                      Tokyo doesn't make much sense either so it doesn't
                      matter.
                \_ Destroy All Monsters! (DAM)

5/20    postal auction in SF, tomorrow, info in ~danh/postal

5/19    did anyone happen to tape ally last night?  please let me know.  -lila
        \_ I did -- chucky
          \_ she gets really neurotic about a guy and screws up in a
             ridiculous court scene.  For a change.
             \_ No, last night's episode was the one where she meets B1FF!!1!!,
                falls in love, and goes so far as to bring him home to her
                parents!  (I especially liked the scene that had all of
                B1FF"Z VIC-20s in it.)

5/20    Why do people make fun of Janet Reno so much? Is it because she's
        as buff as a football player?
        \_ One word: Waco

5/20   Share your corporate stooge stories:
       "When our feed went down, we paged the manager of our 24-hour
       classical music program, but he of course never got it...
       He was at the Mall of America watching Godzilla, oblivious to
       what was happening.  Thankfully he stopped by work on his way home."
       \_ Whoa, that sure is one hell of a story!  I hate to think how
          miserable my day would have been if you hadn't shared that little
          gem!!  He he he . . .

05/20   If your utmp entry ever gets messed up, please save a copy of
        /var/run/utmp and the output of "fstat" and mail mconst.